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[–]The_Director 64 points65 points ago

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Don't worry guys, it's a fake. You can totally see a hand controlling Kermit.

[–]Davine_Chi 14 points15 points ago

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[–]panamaspace 4 points5 points ago

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The fuck did I just watch???

[–]StaresAtShinyThings -1 points0 points ago

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I can't belive you have never seen this before... Ranks in my Top 3 best idiots.

[–]deliriux 4 points5 points ago

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I'm just sayin what needed to be said!

[–]TheBluePanda 6 points7 points ago

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No, thats actually what caused him to freak out. How would you like it if you suddenly had a hand in your anus? Exactly, you'd bite the nearest bystander.

[–]roberrt777 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, anal fisting.

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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That made me clench.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I am the Dracula.

NO, I'M THE DRACULA

[–]kindaallovertheplace 9 points10 points ago

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I am the Batman

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 0 points1 point ago

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I am Spartacus

[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis 2 points3 points ago

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no I am spartacus

[–]oysterpirate 5 points6 points ago

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I am the Walrus.

[–]deadfuzzball 13 points14 points ago

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this should about wrap this up

[–]AetherThought 5 points6 points ago

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NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

[–]KeswickPinhead 2 points3 points ago

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I'm Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice.

[–]smeenz -1 points0 points ago

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Is the sound and video there about 2 seconds out of sync for anyone else ? (the audio playing is for the 'next' character)

[–]themanvic451 -2 points-1 points ago

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COO COO CACHOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[–]JackassPenguinass -1 points0 points ago

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I'm COO COO for Coco Puffs!

[–]vampi-the-frog -2 points-1 points ago

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NO THIS IS SPARTACUS!!

[–]M_L_Crassus -2 points-1 points ago

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[crucifies THIS]

[–]M_L_Crassus -2 points-1 points ago

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[crucifies imtwelveandwhatisthis]

[–]M_L_Crassus -2 points-1 points ago

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[crucifieS SWEGEN4LYFE]

[–]The_Director 4 points5 points ago

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[–]KeswickPinhead -2 points-1 points ago

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I am the Count.

[–]Northerninfinity 33 points34 points ago

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Vincent Price has always been one of my favorites.

[–]cooneyes 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I order one of those? Been having some vampire trouble around the house latel......AAARGH!

[–]FLarsen 3 points4 points ago

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Just call 1-800-VAMP-AWAY.

[–]mbg98 -1 points0 points ago

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Ok seriously, is that a movie prop? Cuz that's just awesome. For sale? Shut up and take my money.

[–]mbg98 -1 points0 points ago

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Ok seriously, is that a movie prop? Cuz that's just awesome. For sale? Shut up and take my money.

[–]v1nny -1 points0 points ago

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BoingBoing posted that not too long ago.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Well, that's the first time I've seen a video where Price wasn't the creepiest one...

[–]Toastmaster_General 14 points15 points ago

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[–]ForgettableUsername 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Zagarth 3 points4 points ago

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[–]evitagen-armak 0 points1 point ago

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Why is the sound just coming from the right?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Deafness in the left ear?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Insulted Kermit ... I guess you could say, he paid the Price!!!

hahaahhahaaha!!!!

[–]craznhorse 11 points12 points ago

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Ascot tie is no match for Kermit's bloodlust.

[–]toupare17 5 points6 points ago

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Fantastic mustache.

[–]ThatOneTallKid 3 points4 points ago

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It's not easy being green.

[–]come_back_milkboy 1 point2 points ago

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And having fangs

[–]Rmccar21 4 points5 points ago

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And banging fat chicks

[–]TBMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, he banged Big Bird?

[–]Onsalefor10cents 2 points3 points ago

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I expected it from the count... But Kermit? What have they done to you my green friend?

[–]the2belo 1 point2 points ago

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

[–]realheroeswearblack 2 points3 points ago

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Vincent would have been 100 this year. Please give some major props to this dedicated artist who celebrated his birthday with this awesome project. http://seizuredemon.deviantart.com/art/100-Years-of-Vincent-Price-210603163?q=boost%3Apopular%20vincent%20price&qo=0

[–]DukeOfGeek 4 points5 points ago

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Great, now I miss Vincent Price for the rest of the evening.

/broke the mold when they made that one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thankfully, Netflix has me covered :D

[–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

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I would've wanted this guy to present my eulogy when I die.

[–]KingOfTheMonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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That's amazing! You can actually see the arm toward the end! TV has gone sadly downhill in recent years...

[–]dudeitsjon 1 point2 points ago

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So that's why he doesn't age...the plot thickens.

[–]nickname510 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for leaving this here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Kermit de Vampire here."

[–]BillStickers99 0 points1 point ago

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Funny cause I read that in his voice

[–]manlymershaq 1 point2 points ago

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I was watching "The Muppets Take Manhattan" when I saw this. Needless to say, it changed the meaning of this family friendly film forever.

[–]peteschiller 0 points1 point ago

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Teaches you, to be ADHD and multitask.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Stephen Price?

[–]HiddenRonin 0 points1 point ago

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It is.

[–]nshaz 1 point2 points ago

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I HATE when people use that in their titles. That line, as well as "That is all." It was amusing, however I still have to downvote for the crappy title.

[–]JonathanHarford 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Reaper_Harbinger 0 points1 point ago

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THE ORIGINAL KERMIT WAS INCREDIBLY BLOODTHIRSTY. THERE ARE EVEN SOME OLD ADS WHERE HE SHOOTS ANOTHER MUPPET. THEN LAUGHS.

WE APPROVE.

[–]jeepbraah 0 points1 point ago

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Go on?

[–]Reaper_Harbinger -1 points0 points ago

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VISIT THIS EXHIBIT, AND YOU REACH THE PINNACLE OF KNOWLEDGE (ON JIM HENSON).

[–]Zagarth 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]Reaper_Harbinger 0 points1 point ago

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We cannot identify the video clip on the Extranet. However, if you visit the Jim Henson exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry you will see it there, along with many other entertaining snippets.

[–]Zagarth 0 points1 point ago

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Sweeeeet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Kermit the Frog biting Salvador Dali with vampire fangs?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's not Dali.

[–]BillStickers99 1 point2 points ago

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That is Nicaragua Dali, his lesser known brother.

[–]vampi-the-frog 0 points1 point ago

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the what?

[–]MeltedBirthdayClowns 0 points1 point ago

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He.....HUNGERS...

[–]Mugros 0 points1 point ago

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Count Frogula

[–]pamala2 0 points1 point ago

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Wonderful! Kermit has always been a favorite. If you go to the bottom of the page you see a familiar face. Lower right...

[–]keepforward 0 points1 point ago

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Lines: cross them, and even Kermit will rip off your throat.

[–]paperskunk 0 points1 point ago

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The true form of Kermit revealed for all to see.

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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That was fucking bizarre. Listening to Barrington Levy, clicked on this link at the same moment this part of "Murderer "comes on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mvTNh-plY&feature=related#t=1m20s

[–]NervousSquid 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing I've seen on the web all day!

[–]Felliniesque 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone confirm who's controlling kermit?

[–]411eli 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows how evil Sesame Street is..

[–]Wombat_King 0 points1 point ago

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Due to the vast numbers of French vampires, this was really just a matter of time.

[–]CookieMan0 0 points1 point ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't an episode of the Muppet Show have Bela Lugosi on it?

[–]polerix 0 points1 point ago

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rip Vincent Price. rip Jim Henson

...anybody got any holy water just in case?

[–]Scatteredfall 0 points1 point ago

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This would trump twilight in the theaters:)

[–]ShenaniganCannon 0 points1 point ago

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Why in the world can I hear his scream in my head every single time I watch it?

[–]joeyclemenza 0 points1 point ago

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this made me smile. it figures you assholes would fuck it up for me.

[–]busway27 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This is the episode that made me terrified of both puppets and vampires when I was 6.......

[–]icansee4ever 0 points1 point ago

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Originally I was going to ask for context, but then I realized I like it better this way.

[–]StaresAtShinyThings 0 points1 point ago

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MUPPETS ROCK!

[–]Hu_dat 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely shouldnt reddit in class....

[–]Nichidani 0 points1 point ago

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I had this episode on VHS as a kid. I watched it a LOT.

[–]MixedUpZombie 0 points1 point ago

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R.I.P. vincent price.

[–]ablaymon 0 points1 point ago

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YES!!!! Just.... yes!!!!!!!