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[–]FaggotCaterpillar 52 points53 points ago

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[–]snatchlinus 8 points9 points ago

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R.I.P.

[–]Z-man_42 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ihunyack 0 points1 point ago

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i just pissed myself a little.

[–]boricua_shiznit 6 points7 points ago

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I just pissed you a little.

[–]tenshimaru 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Sidevoter 12 points13 points ago

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[–]minimii 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ICantSeeIt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RedroGing 15 points16 points ago

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[–]GreatBrainAmWinning 7 points8 points ago

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Space. Space. Gotta go to space. Spaaaace, space. I love space. Hey lady, wanna go to space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[–]mrbroom 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in space! Spaaaaaaaaace!

You sure are, mate! We both are.

[–]BlauRobo 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ndecision 10 points11 points ago

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They say the internet is just a series of tubes.

[–]jettrscga 2 points3 points ago

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Damn polar bear stole my internets!

[–]karlbarx 2 points3 points ago

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Now I know why my internet is so slow. My tubes are clogged with polar bears.

[–]Adremmalech 1 point2 points ago

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Better dump something on him, like a big truck.

[–]Harleynator 0 points1 point ago

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But the truth is... The Internet is made of cats!

[–]aotearoHA 7 points8 points ago

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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]wellisthistakentoo 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking tubers.

[–]meant2live218 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in the Space Core's voice.

[–]rdranade 1 point2 points ago

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The polar bear is genuinely stoked!

[–]ewrecked 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fam1ne 0 points1 point ago

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Yes please god someone photoshop some tubes on this bear and the Kenny Powers transformer in the background.

[–]ErroneousEric 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, it's funny cus he's a gigantic killing machine.

[–]ZaphodAK42 1 point2 points ago

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But have you ever been killed by anything cuter?

[–]algo 1 point2 points ago

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TUBE IS LIKE PORTABLE BEAR HUG

[–]HTSamurai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]moviedude26 1 point2 points ago

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I really wanted to photoshop the OP's image to have the polar bear playing with 6L6s

[–]GinsuGuy 0 points1 point ago

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It might be slightly advantageous hydro-dynamically to swim on the surface with the tube around it's neck.

[–]deadfuzzball 0 points1 point ago

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This from the Anchorage zoo? Their polar bear is crazy.

[–]ZaphodAK42 -1 points0 points ago

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Anchorage is crazy

Fify

[–]jerknerkel 0 points1 point ago

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I may be immature, but I have not laughed quite this much at anything on reddit before, well at least sometime...

[–]correctBatman 0 points1 point ago

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That does not look like a space pirate, but then again, nobody really knows what they look like.

[–]mastermikeyboy 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in the space cubes voice and lauched my ass of. (Seriously, I'm still looking for it :S)

[–]mannpt 0 points1 point ago

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K-Swiss Tubes. Come at Me, Bro.

"Come at me!"

[–]TroutHockey 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a-lol.

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this so funny? I'm cracking up.

[–]OutstandingWarrant 0 points1 point ago

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I can see me lovin' nobody like tube for all my life...

[–]ThemistoclesInPersia 0 points1 point ago

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A Tubebear is nothing without his tube. His tube is his soul.

[–]errday 0 points1 point ago

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Series of tubes!

[–]cheechorama 0 points1 point ago

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What a polarizing picture

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure the tube makes up for the fact that it has to be gawked at by tourists all day, as well as having to live in a cage that is probably about 0.1% the size of what its territory would be if it was living in the wild, as well as being far too warm for it to live comfortably with a thick coat of fur specifically evolved so that it could survive in below 0 temperatures.

But at least he has a tube.

[–]Tater_Nuts 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, he's just trying to build an internet.

[–]MysterZero 0 points1 point ago

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CLASSIC INTERNET BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OLDER THAN MOST OF YOU

[–]ZaphodAK42 1 point2 points ago

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This image is 22 years old? O.o

[–]hawaiikawika -1 points0 points ago

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I upvoted because of the polar bear

[–]shuritsen -1 points0 points ago

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megusta.jpeg

[–]TinBryn -1 points0 points ago

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I feel lied to, the title clearly said "tubes" as in more than one, but I only saw one tube in those photos.

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[–]AlphaWeapon 6 points7 points ago

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I could travel the world to find you, slap your face and yell in your ear with a megaphone to GET THE FUCK OUT and it still wouldn't be enough to express how much you need to GET THE FUCK OUT

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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You are the hero Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[–]rayred -4 points-3 points ago

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Boooooobs!