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[–]iMarmalade 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, me too.

That's why I'm banned from bringing my ipad to church.

[–]Pratfall 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus loves fappers

[–]Soggybiscuit 7 points8 points ago

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*accidently

Yeah right.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 0 points1 point ago

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There's no such thing.

[–]tomoom165 0 points1 point ago

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I'd tug your boat ;)

[–]IdTugYourBoat 1 point2 points ago

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You might not believe this, but you're not the first to make that suggestive pun XD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, no one in the history of the universe has ever accidentally clicked on porn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can verify this is true. I have some...expertise in the area.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm self taught. I consider myself to be a porn-savant

[–]rampage051 1 point2 points ago

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fapping with the left??

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Have to when finding fap material and are right handed.

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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Almost as good as "the stranger"

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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God damn reptilian brain!

[–]ChooserofParagon 1 point2 points ago

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r/firstworldproblems

[–]ChooserofParagon 1 point2 points ago

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The best was when in my younger days I had dial-up and I knew there was time to start the party before the picture was downloaded.

Edit: To start the upload before the download?

[–]machzel08 2 points3 points ago

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Not appropriate use of this meme

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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Read that as "Everytime I accidently click dick porn". Confused.

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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Every time you accidentally click on porn, you masturbate with your left hand?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]lizardtailgoescrazy 0 points1 point ago

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FALSE. There is no such thing as accidentally clicking on porn.

[–]Kazz3lrath -1 points0 points ago

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FFS REDDIT IS SO FUCKING REPOST HEAVY

That being said, I do love this one. An oldie but a goodie.