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[–]thaihavoc 227 points228 points ago

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This is actually a good strategy. If someone was waiting to ambush them, they wouldn't have a easy target.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

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I couldn't tell if that was planned. It does make sense.

[–]bdmflyer 175 points176 points ago

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The fact that he dove in both feet first tells me it's planned.

[–]ustfdes 29 points30 points ago

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That is exactly why it's obviously planned. We all know kicking something with both feet would leave your feet unable to catch your fall. Being military, this is done so that the door 'breacher' isn't standing there in harm's way as he politely opens the door to face gunmen.

[–]treebeard189 32 points33 points ago

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"politely" made me think of the guy opening the door waving to everyone inside while he stands aside and his buddies storm in and kill everyone. funny picture

[–]ustfdes 14 points15 points ago

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haha, yeah that's the image I projected when I typed that.

"Oh hey, we're just gonna come right on in now, okay? thaaanks!"

[–]LtOin 5 points6 points ago

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Ah but if you dive in face first your gun is closer to the enemies!

[–]caverave 3 points4 points ago

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Note to self: When armed goon squad busts into room fire machine gun in up and down motion not back and forth.

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[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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Hey, I never noticed that before. That really is a good strategy.

[–]fitrox 60 points61 points ago

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They added this strategy on Battlefield 3

[–]tartay745 39 points40 points ago

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Knife? Fuck that. Drop kick him.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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seriously? That's pretty cool.

[–]pburn883 52 points53 points ago

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Yea if you're playing on the comp i think the controls are alt+f4, Xbox is xbox button, Down, X. And on the PS3 its (FUCK YOU SONY)

[–]MaxPowerzs 10 points11 points ago

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Hold guide button, down, A. X is for the PS3 Controllers (FUCK YOU SONY)

[–]nonesuchplace 14 points15 points ago

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For Mac it is: wait a year for a crappy port, command + q because it is a crappy port of the game that hangs on the loading screen. When that doesn't work, command + alt + escape then select the game then hit "Force Quit." Then you install a Windows partition just for games and never boot into that partition because it is easier just to play free flash games online.

[–]murf43143 0 points1 point ago

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They got this strategy from BF3 beta.

[–]if_i_might 9 points10 points ago

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Looking at the full video, I think he needs just a little more practice.

[–]spoulson 1 point2 points ago

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What would be unplanned is if the guy inside opened the door just as the other guy was coming at it.

That would be a metaphor for the occasions where you hit front page without knowing what's going on.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 48 points49 points ago

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Military here and this is unclassified info.

First person is supposed to go right, second goes left, third goes down the middle, and the last person is supposed to wait at the door and make sure they don't get flanked, thn call out for a Status Check. Once they're all ok, they repeat in the next room.

Going in first makes you wanna ;__;

EDIT: you ALWAYS go your respective way regardless of whether you see an enemy in another part of the room. Lots of trust goes into this which is why its so nerve wracking.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Why do you go right? Because that's behind the door?

[–]stuck_in_the_desert 43 points44 points ago*

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It's not that the 1-man in the stack always goes right. The 1-man is supposed to take the path of least resistance, which is decided on the fly, be it left or right. The 2-man in the stack then goes the opposite of the 1-man, to keep symmetry in the fire distribution. Keep in mind that, as the 1-man enters the doorway, he briefly (more of a reflexive action than a conscious effort) positions himself pointed straight ahead to take a "snapshot" of the room and eliminate targets at his 12 o'clock. The follow-on members of the stack can now flow in, in their respective directions, under the assumption that any targets straight ahead are neutralized.

While trusting your buddies to do their job correctly is a huge factor in room clearing, I'd say the most important component is violence of action. Tempo tempo tempo. This doesn't mean that you're rushing in as fast as humanly possible, but that, with hundreds and hundreds of hours of training, the 4 or 5-man stack is able to flow together as one cohesive unit. When done correctly, there are barrels pointed in all directions of the room inside of a split-second.

Source: US Army blue cord mafia.

[–]slash196 31 points32 points ago

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The fact that you're obviously military makes your username hilarious.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 5 points6 points ago

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Couldn't have said it better myself- it very much is about the tempo.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

[–]twilightpanda 3 points4 points ago

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hot-damn that is bad-ass

[–]nothingtoworryabout 5 points6 points ago

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Practicing urban combat for a few days during compulsory service just made me appreciate the shit any offender has to go through to attack fortified positions. And I thought patrolling through forested areas was bad and very likely to get you killed... Oh well, at least in urban areas you will eventually(!) catch the defenders.

[–]fallenmonk 9 points10 points ago

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What they need is a reverse peephole.

[–]fakealgore 2 points3 points ago

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It's dubbed the "clev-derp."

[–]Kerwin15 0 points1 point ago

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It's training. At least I hope it is. ಠ_ಠ

[–]fonetiklee 13 points14 points ago

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"Men, we're gonna storm this building full of armed insurgents. Bill, you go set up the video camera over there."

[–]Kerwin15 2 points3 points ago

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[–]golfr26 399 points400 points ago

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[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago*

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is that snoopy?

edit the video

[–]ComptechNSX 130 points131 points ago

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In case you're serious, yes and it was in an episode of Arrested Development. They even had the "sad Charlie Brown" music going. sigh

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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right on, i honestly didn't know.

[–]thehoodie 76 points77 points ago

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Stop everything you're doing and watch the show right now. Your life depends on it.

[–]HeliosDenton 45 points46 points ago

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Hey. Where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs?! - Cue sad walk

[–]elliottblackwood 22 points23 points ago

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They were turned into mayoneggs.

[–]assbowl 12 points13 points ago

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Egg?

[–]gcalpo 20 points21 points ago

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Her?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Bees?

[–]KarterYur 3 points4 points ago

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BEES?

[–]JackariaParry 3 points4 points ago

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[–]dquizzle 1 point2 points ago

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I can already feel the down votes coming, but I just couldn't really get that in to arrested development. They seem to do way too much re-capping from previous episodes and just focusing on the same plot each episodes. I watched the first season and most of season 2. Don't get me wrong, there were some really funny parts, but I wouldn't even put it in my top 25 favorite shows. I stopped watching a few episodes after Buster lost his hand. Should I try to finish season 2? They did have an all-star cast...

[–]hawk8979 5 points6 points ago

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just focusing on the same plot each episodes.

You mean Arrested Development failed to develop? :p

[–]Feduppanda 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say stick with it for a bit longer. It only gets better and better. Not everyone has the same sense of humor though, maybe it just isn't for you...

[–]KeyboardChemistry 1 point2 points ago

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Watched it high, so can't really comment. But it, high, was clearly better than just about any other (comedy) series I've ever watched, usually also high.

Perhaps the frequent recapping and such might become an issue if one is too sober whereas its convenient and helpful if intoxicated.

[–]miran1 11 points12 points ago

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COME ON!!!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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What is Arrested Development even about?

[–]millertime3227790 94 points95 points ago

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It is the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. This is Arrested Development.

[–]basilect 9 points10 points ago

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plays ukelele

[–]hellolittlefish 26 points27 points ago

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first world problems

[–]buddascrayon 5 points6 points ago

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I just love how someone downvoted you for that question. Fucking people are a bunch of sad little children. I upvoted you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It was just some fan who didn't like the fact that I framed it in a negative way is all. I guess.

[–]dissonance07 11 points12 points ago

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It was called "Good Greif", S02E04

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 17 points18 points ago

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In case you're serious

I love how everyone assumes we're all into the same thing.

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 8 points9 points ago

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Bbb..but this is Reddit. You guys are like my only friends...

[–]Labdisco 1 point2 points ago

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In case you're serious

I love how everybody assumes this isn't some kind of Forever Alone Party.

[–]spigatwork 9 points10 points ago

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FAP?

[–]Labdisco 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, that was the point, what with all the capital letters.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Aressted Development is a great show but let's not get carried away kids... everyone knows Snoopy > Arrested Development

[–]Asperoth 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know how many times I've seen Arrested Development, but I never caught that in the background before.

Awesome.

[–]Jrob9583 2 points3 points ago

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One of my favorite moments in a series that provided a lot of great moments.

[–]barnes80 0 points1 point ago

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Woah... I've watched this show three times through and never noticed this! That's what I love about AD. There are always more jokes and puns to discover.

[–]nilleftw 6 points7 points ago

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WHO TOOK MY FUCKING EGGS

[–]Morbo_Mad 3 points4 points ago

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That piano line is playing in my head.

[–]Lonadar 3 points4 points ago

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mondays.gif ?

[–]ur2fat4u 0 points1 point ago

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it went okay

[–]rDr4g0n 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually a lot funnier with no sound.

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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I see it must be Monday in Canada again

[–]DinoSawyer_RAWR 116 points117 points ago*

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I'll allow it

Edit: When I posted this, this was the only result. TIL many redditors are really unoriginal

[–]furiouslunchbox 23 points24 points ago

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I love how the related images show a panda riding a plastic horse.

[–]Rodney_Reposter 34 points35 points ago

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[–]p8ball4life 9 points10 points ago

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Can you explain this?

[–]NomadofExile 16 points17 points ago

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What you are looking at is Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin. Both former NFL players who went to the University of Miami. Commonly known as the "U".

[–]not_enough_privacy 1 point2 points ago

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Hey I heard they once had a football program.

[–]Reddicator 4 points5 points ago

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U mad?

Other than that I'm just as confused as you.

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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You spelled 'Thieving Asses' incorrectly...

[–]GodsDemonHunter 0 points1 point ago

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Notice how the other 7 all have negative points.

[–]rohr0hroh 68 points69 points ago

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[–]jjohn3575 57 points58 points ago

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[–]undercoveruser 48 points49 points ago

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[–]soy_en_fuego 40 points41 points ago

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[–]hellolittlefish 38 points39 points ago

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[–]stevesonaplane 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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So many questions...

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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The answer is pancakes.

[–]imputed5 3 points4 points ago

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[–]DarthYoda 17 points18 points ago

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[–]MrPoletski 4 points5 points ago

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That is awesome.

[–]tonstergfx 2 points3 points ago

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I still can't get over how hard it must have been to sing that.. I can't even say Prisecolinensinenciousol.

Happy birthday to you, sir.

[–]knullare 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday to you too, good sir.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, I've seen this before. It's actually pretty catchy for being just gibberish.

[–]DarthYoda 1 point2 points ago

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did you know there is a version with subtitles? they say real words, blew my mind

[–]Judiho 1 point2 points ago

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You can't go wrong with this video.

So, so, sooo catchy.

[–]jeaguilar 0 points1 point ago*

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You should submit that. EDIT: That was super-catchy.

[–]rohr0hroh 0 points1 point ago

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I want to thank you, dear sir, for that awesome video. EDIT: PS. Happy birthdaaaay

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Itsatrapski 9 points10 points ago

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You get an upvote, you get an upvote, EVERYONE GET'S AN UPVOTE

[–]KarterYur 1 point2 points ago

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Calm down Oprah...

[–]Sharlto 0 points1 point ago

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Carl Sagan biting his lip is one of the sexier things I've ever seen.

[–]redleg86 48 points49 points ago

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Now to repost this and ride the sweet sweet karma train to the front page

[–]Onplorasis 15 points16 points ago

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This is a repost of a repost of a repost I saw a few years ago...

[–]arrowheadt 2 points3 points ago

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Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga, chooo! chooo!

[–]ares623 2 points3 points ago

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I choo-choo-choose you!

[–]notahippie76 48 points49 points ago

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"And here we have what we like to call original content, or the OC—"

"Don't call it that."

[–]ClownBaby90 2 points3 points ago

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As I was watching Arrested Development last night, I came to the realization that "The OC" was probably on at the same time when AD originally aired. I love finding new things to laugh at in this show. I hope I'm right, and if I'm not, please no one correct me ;)

[–]desquibnt 32 points33 points ago

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what is "OC?"

[–]assholebiker 37 points38 points ago

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I'm guessing Original Content.

[–]flagbearer223 48 points49 points ago

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Orange County

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Stop calling it that.

[–]deathbytray 18 points19 points ago

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Original Cangster. I don't know what a Cangster is, though.

[–]manlydishwasher 13 points14 points ago

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orange chuice

[–]Zarokima 13 points14 points ago

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Original Content -- i.e., anything that's totally new and has never been posted anywhere else before.

[–]flargenhargen 8 points9 points ago

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repost trolls are proceeded by a popping sound, so we can easily avoid those.

and you were clever enough to find the quick replies, so we can easily avoid those in the future as well.

as for the OC? I don't believe it exists.

[–]DEFY_member 1 point2 points ago

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[immediately attacked by original content]

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Something we've not seen for a while.

[–]TheOrchidThief 3 points4 points ago

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Oxycontin

[–]Golden_Kumquat 1 point2 points ago

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Disco ball.

[–]d1zz0rz 18 points19 points ago

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That made me chuckle.

Does anyone have a link to the original?

;)

[–]livingfortoday 8 points9 points ago

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Liu Kang wins!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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there should be way more of those guys going in second.

[–]Spazit 15 points16 points ago

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When he went for the 2 feet kick, did he really think he could land it?

[–]outofcontextcomment 65 points66 points ago

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Hell, at least he got the door open.

[–]pyrotechie83 41 points42 points ago

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This was my thought. Even if I did a 2-footed kick, the door would probably still be closed.

[–]GeneralWarts 77 points78 points ago

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And that's why you are not original content.

[–]BoonTobias 10 points11 points ago

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This guy has a gun, gear, grenades, ration, augmentations and a helmet on though

[–]Windsurfer 20 points21 points ago

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Wait... Augmentations?

[–]Treevor 12 points13 points ago

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What? You can't carry around augmentations? Maybe you better hit the gym to ammo your muscle growth.

[–]holodog 12 points13 points ago

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Or get to a LIMB clinic.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Some British fighter pilots undergo eye surgery to have better low light vision, a la Riddick.

[–]PriceChild 2 points3 points ago

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Really?! Do you have a source for that..?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.healthy-doctor.com/British-armed-to-the-eye-laser-surgery-to-create-Night-Vision-Jones.html < Here's one. Of course they don't get shiny eyes or anything like that, but it does significantly improve their vision in the dark.

[–]Sneakyferret 4 points5 points ago

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good god the grammar in that article was atrocious!

[–]Asperoth 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, if someone hadn't told me what the point of the article was I don't think I could have figured it out on my own.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My eyes naturally allow more light in than most people's eyes. Downfall is that bright sunny days are not fun. I almost constantly squint my eyes while outside, or I'll sneeze. Also, my pupils always appear abnormally large. People used to think I was high I lot. I was, but not always when they thought.

[–]Asperoth 1 point2 points ago

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First, you gotta kill a few people.

[–]ericanderton 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but he didn't ask for them.

[–]arrowheadt 3 points4 points ago

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Yet, your comment is very much in the right context, is everything alright at home, outofcontextcomment?

[–]godspeaks2me 17 points18 points ago*

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No, I think falling down was part of the procedure. Notice how he lays flat down as soon as he kicks the door open and then appears to roll away. I'm guessing its a form of cover.

[–]NuM3R1K 9 points10 points ago

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That was my guess too. Think about it, if you're armed and expecting someone to come in through a door you're going to fire center mast as soon as that door swings open, hoping to hit the guy kicking in the door. If you're down on the floor and rolling to the side, you're less likely to get hit.

[–]grif392 13 points14 points ago

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I doubt he planned on landing it. I mean, when you're going in with both feet, I think you're planning on hitting the deck.

[–]dmsuperman 24 points25 points ago

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Looks like he landed it to me. Door: open. Him: out of the way of fire. His body: on the ground, safely.

Yep. That's landing it if I ever saw it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's not landing it, that's nailing it.

[–]Cammorak 8 points9 points ago

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It's a tactical entry. If you look closely, you can see all the excess tactics fly out when he sticks the landing.

[–]dallasgoodwin 1 point2 points ago

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So they all flag the guy as they enter the room?

[–]horticulture 1 point2 points ago

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Yeh, it's as if they're purposefully flagging him as they run by.

[–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

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I know it's the internet and all, but what seems like a brilliant breaching technique is actually a terrible idea. If the door was a hollow core, both his feet would get stuck in the frame while the rest of his body obstructs the entrance and negates the element of surprise.

In short, it's a really fucking dumb way to get you and the rest of your team killed.

If you really wanna be nitpicky about it, it's a terrible breach, a sloppy stack, and everyone taking the front room would have been killed in very short order by someone expecting the assault. This is not the way you conduct close quarters battle and live.

[–]metallica48423 1 point2 points ago

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Well said.

Not completely relevant to the subject, but more or less factually correct. I have a feeling the source gif is troops showing off than an actual tactical mission.

Secondly, two ofthe troops entering the room are not in a combat-ready position and do not have their guns in firing position. Valuable time wasted to be ready to fire = lost lives.

Last point, I highly doubt that door required sacrificing vertical stability for horizontal momentum, throwing oneself on the ground to open. That troop is probably now disoriented and is more or less a sitting duck.

But, as I said, not relevant to the point of the modified gif :P

[–]hurracrane 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen a more accurate depiction of how getting to the front page works.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Shit makes it to the front page because people want to see it.

Fuck you OP, you are not the reddit gatekeeper.

[–]Filobel 1 point2 points ago

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Seeing as this made it to the front page, I have to assume it is a repost (by the very logic of the gif itself) and will therefore downvote this.

[–]boredandworking 1 point2 points ago

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The best way to make it to the front page is to post original content complaining about the lack of original content.

[–]metallica48423 1 point2 points ago

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The best way to make it to the front page is to repost old content complaining about the lack of original content.

FTFY ;)

[–]BiggyDiggs 1 point2 points ago

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Whoopty shit

[–]HRedH 1 point2 points ago

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Can't wait til this gets reposted.

[–]afraidoftheirs 1 point2 points ago

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I look forward to seeing this on the front page in six months.

[–]NikeRoxSox 1 point2 points ago

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I live under a rock: What's OC?

[–]G_O_B_Bluth 2 points3 points ago

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Don't call it the OC.

[–]Magik-Waffle 3 points4 points ago

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So, OP, where'd you repost this from?

[–]hobofats 3 points4 points ago

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i keep a complex organization of bookmarks for all popular karma whoring posts. whenever i see a repost get to the front page, i check my karma whore database to see what the top comments were in those posts, then make the same comment on the new repost. my comment karma is off the charts!

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 2 points3 points ago

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What if the terrorist opened the door right as he was about to kick in the door, now that would made for a crazy .gif

[–]wheatfields 2 points3 points ago

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whats "OC'?

[–]Letsgetitkraken 2 points3 points ago

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Orangutan Chili.

[–]neotrance 3 points4 points ago

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Original Content I guess?

[–]Kemps 1 point2 points ago

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Never has a better description been given. Prepare for an upvote.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Repost!

[–]fuller44 0 points1 point ago

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I have never seen a more accurate description of Reddit.

[–]draxius 0 points1 point ago

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You know what they say....second mouse gets the cheese.

[–]AsianBorat 0 points1 point ago

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Please be a repost as well, please oh please!

[–]onique 0 points1 point ago

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Vintage.

[–]BlueElephants 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed, but mostly because of the soldier with the double kick. Anyone has got the original video?

[–]Cyfen 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be the guy who does a flying drop kick to open a door!

[–]kelroy 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot watch this enough times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit's front page is a flaming bag of dog shit.

[–]clickandbeep 0 points1 point ago

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I hope ths gif is not a repost, but even if is, I see it for the first time. and it is funny :)

[–]mapat3 0 points1 point ago

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"work"

[–]puffic 0 points1 point ago

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This had better be a repost.

[–]bautin 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this is a repost. If only to make it that much more funny.

[–]angrytroll123 0 points1 point ago

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That was pretty funny. Well played.

[–]DjMonkeydo 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope this is a repost

[–]zha4fh 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually a funny post. Upvote for you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When it's two or more things, you don't pluralize "work"

"This is how reposts and the front page work."

[–]SirUtnut 0 points1 point ago

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People have been making comics with this idea for a long time. Congrats on hitting #2!

[–]rddtgmr 0 points1 point ago

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Hands down the most original post I've seen on the front page all month.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, we'll be seeing this again. Same time next week?

[–]Simple-ish 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect explanation

[–]Das_Wood 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit this is so true as well as incredibly hilarious.

[–]JulesVerneFJ 0 points1 point ago

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This is from FJ, i will now go back in my corner.

[–]DDDowney 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely love when kids bitch about things getting reposted as if they were 90 year old men.

[–]Quata 0 points1 point ago

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Falling, with style

[–]s1500 0 points1 point ago

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You know, digg users whined about this when Person A's submission didn't get any hits, but when person B submitted it and it makes it to the front pages.

Peter Griffin voice Oh my ghod! who the hell CARES!?!

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, and the family eating their meal on the other side of the door were scared shitless... oh... it was an analogy? Oops.

[–]atbaume 0 points1 point ago

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the jiggling of the reposts is almost hypnotic...

[–]travisjudegrant 0 points1 point ago

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People complaining about reposts on the front page are more annoying than reposts. Customize your front page and move on, for the love of whatever it is you hold sacred, aside from a reddit free of reposts.

[–]burkey0307 0 points1 point ago

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I would say how much I enjoyed this submission, but redditors apparently downvote everyone who does that. So I will just say, I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–]christianthelion 0 points1 point ago

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Who cares about reposts. "Huh... I already saw that. No big deal." click "back" get a life.

[–]Pulpenglish 0 points1 point ago

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reposts are brave men

[–]jmhallah 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, so this is how the sort by "hot" feature works? Some people have strange fetishes.