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[–]fenney 9 points10 points ago

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Context, or as much as I can give.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like he exceeded the maximum recomended dosage, comparing to the other ground-pounders.

[–]TalkThisWay 12 points13 points ago

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Because FUCK YOU, that's why!

[–]VivaKnievel 2 points3 points ago

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He's right.

[–]bnichs 2 points3 points ago

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You can't tell me you've never seen a landmine without having the thought "God that would be so fun to hit with hammer"

[–]theemperorsfist 1 point2 points ago

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Gravhammers are NOT toys!

[–]illusionatiification 0 points1 point ago

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That poor hat...

[–]okiclick 0 points1 point ago

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he could at least have used protection

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop watching the horrendous stupidity....

[–]fancypants123 0 points1 point ago

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What is that dangling between his legs....

[–]lexypher 3 points4 points ago

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Balls. Isn't it obvious?

[–]mastertwisted 0 points1 point ago

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I'm thinking intestines.

[–]sonufamitch 0 points1 point ago

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laffy taffy

[–]ChantingMonk 0 points1 point ago

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IS it a bad thing that I want to do this?

[–]triple_threat 0 points1 point ago

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He's practicing with his Thunder Hammer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, there's our new path to the moon. If he had tied himself to the hammer he might have been pulled by it high enough. Place a second charge at a strategic place and you could repeat this until moon-landing is achieved.

[–]Sam_Mack 0 points1 point ago

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This smells suspiciously of troll physics.