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[–]zeroesandones 23 points24 points ago

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No way I'm touching my ass. That thing is fucking gross.

[–]deathxom3n[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Lol. its for your own good, but especially for the pants.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. Shit comes out of that thing.

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT?

[–]Kazang 1 point2 points ago

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You mean you didn't know!?

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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YEAH!

[–]TheRyanKing 15 points16 points ago

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The fire bit is nice too. It feel like condescending mother pants.

[–]casual_shoggoth 7 points8 points ago

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In case you couldn't remember what a butt is, here is a tiny ass picture.

[–]rcsuavo 4 points5 points ago

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the tiny ass picture got me haha, amerrrricaaa fuck yeah

[–]spiny_dogfish 5 points6 points ago

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SO. What brand of pants are they?

[–]flaccid_member 0 points1 point ago

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speedo. and he's an XL

[–]C_IsForCookie 2 points3 points ago

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For the sake of cleanliness, how frequently is "always", exactly? Is it like a constant thing, or can I take breaks?

[–]nyxrepair 3 points4 points ago

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WASH YO ASS

[–]AlmostIrrelevant 2 points3 points ago

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IF YA MUST

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

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BRUSH YO TEETH

[–]AlmostIrrelevant 0 points1 point ago

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IF YA MUST

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

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OR ELSE YOU'LL BE FUNKAY

[–]NeonTape 1 point2 points ago

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So that's where it was coming from...

[–]Justintime233 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't wash my ass that often, it's too time consuming. Every time I do it I have to finger myself with soap for 20 minutes to make sure it's clean.

[–]emiliodelgado 0 points1 point ago

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poop

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Pants: "This must be some kind of... LIVING HELL!"

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Pants: "This must be some kind of... LIVING HELL!"

[–]capnjack78 0 points1 point ago

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It's good advice.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

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It's not that your pants can smell; it's that your ass smells all the way to China.

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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I'm SurpriseButtSexer and I support this message.

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for circling the funny part. Saved me .0023 seconds.

[–]wellisthistakentoo 0 points1 point ago

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wat

[–]C_IsForCookie 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly you don't wash your ass, sir.