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[–]Qpil 190 points191 points ago

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Here is the video.

Also including two other clips of her SNL promos.

[–]srs_house 43 points44 points ago

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Here's her commercial for the Preds - also funny.

[–]Wooser 63 points64 points ago

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[–]Fattimus 48 points49 points ago

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Way back? When I was a young whipper-snapper, way back meant at least 10 years.

[–]YannisNeos 46 points47 points ago

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Way back, like 2 hours ago.

[–]LNMagic 40 points41 points ago

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She was sexier when people let her finish.

[–]Thundercracker 9 points10 points ago

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She's so cute, I already finished.

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[–]laughtrax 8 points9 points ago

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]WeekendBi 2 points3 points ago

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Was all like, 'Da fuuuuqqqq??'

Then I saw appropriate username.

Was all like, 'aaawwwww yeeeeeaaaaah!'

Here is some coin for your travels.

[–]frickindeal 7 points8 points ago

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Man, I'd walk right out after that comment. Gotta leave on a high note.

[–]oopsifarted 0 points1 point ago

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I like your work.

[–]hello_mellow 0 points1 point ago

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You must have been a very strange child. "Yeah, I remember way back... when I was still shitting my pants and couldn't talk. Good times!"

[–]Pigleg 22 points23 points ago

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Nice. Would have worked better if it was a .gif with sound though.

[–]artydecor 2 points3 points ago

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We call those talkies.

[–]mynameisflorian 11 points12 points ago

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I believe that would just be a video clip, sir.

[–]Pigleg 45 points46 points ago

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[–]bat-fink 5 points6 points ago

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Shame it's never ever fucking funny.

[–]greebowarrior 9 points10 points ago

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whooooooosh

[–]WeAllLoveRed 0 points1 point ago

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actually, taht would be a flash animation... Or does a video automatically repeat itself?

[–]hello_mellow 1 point2 points ago

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You know, in that very same episode of SNL there's a sketch where Taylor Swift wears pajamas, and she's full-on nipping for like, 3 solid seconds. I kept that shit on the DVR for weeks.

[–]Fagadaba 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hello_mellow 1 point2 points ago

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It's right when she first walks out in the pajamas and brandishes her breasts. You can see it there, but it only really works in HD, I think.

[–]Fagadaba -1 points0 points ago

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Ooh, I just reread what you wrote. I thought you said nip slip, that's why I looked for the video. That's the only one I found.

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

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So....yesterday?

[–]johnnyricoo 7 points8 points ago

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Wow I don't know if the internet has warped my mind but based on that description I was expecting something completely different.

[–]srs_house 2 points3 points ago

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Rowr!

[–]cberra88 -1 points0 points ago

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Nope, me too.

[–]My_Sonic_Boom 3 points4 points ago

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[–]caneut 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit shes hot.

[–]Passion4Kitties 0 points1 point ago

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The Predators suck....

[–]I_promised_myself 9 points10 points ago

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I like the picture better, makes it seem more like a troll instead of an accident.

[–]willalwaysupvote 13 points14 points ago

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will always upvote Bill Hader.

[–]bongowurm 2 points3 points ago

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Funnier in three stills IMO

[–]Norsak 8 points9 points ago

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While watching the video, press 1 on your keyboard. Repeat.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I've never had this "press x on your keyboard" trick work for me on Youtube (Maybe because I have a German keyboard)... What is the intended effect?

[–]Twatless 8 points9 points ago

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the video is cut into different chunks, by pressing 1 it resets to the end of the first chunk, and it this case Bill Hader is saying the word "Doodie"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, thanks. It works now - thanks everyone!

[–]FrenchyFungus 2 points3 points ago

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Click twice on the video to pause and unpause it, then try.

[–]Smarag 2 points3 points ago

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You can't use the numpad for it to work.

[–]Schele_Sjakie 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, I always thought people were trolling me (from the Netherlands) because it never works.

[–]greebowarrior 1 point2 points ago

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me either, but I assumed it was because I'm using the html5 beta player

[–]Smarag 1 point2 points ago

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You can't use the numpad for it to work.

[–]Ragefake 1 point2 points ago

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yay!

[–]shamoni 1 point2 points ago

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No, no, not here, this comment is for Youtube.

[–]amanduh86 0 points1 point ago

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Pressing 5 is much better. Also, 4 is good if you do it right, you'll see it.

[–]rarbs -2 points-1 points ago

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press 4 for troll face

[–]aterlumen 2 points3 points ago

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I'm assuming that this will go on television, and the fact that this can go uncensored on tv makes me happy.

[–]Qpil 9 points10 points ago

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It already aired a long time ago.

[–]Wondering_Wandering 1 point2 points ago

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She's...not that good of an actor....

[–]blancs50 -4 points-3 points ago

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yeah, she's much better as an actress

[–]Wallwillis 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Reddit B-Day

[–]TheRealDeal360 44 points45 points ago

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And that, my friends, is how NOT to get friendzoned.

[–]BCRob 142 points143 points ago

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Man, she is adorable.

[–]im_a_photomosaic 94 points95 points ago

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Adorable in a way that I would do despicable, unspeakable things to her.

[–]psiphre 64 points65 points ago

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god, i would plow her like untilled ground.

[–]claustraphobix 23 points24 points ago

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god, i would bang her like a cowbell that needs more cowbell...

[–]farceur318 69 points70 points ago

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God I would stuff her like a guy at a Hotpocket factory who is afraid that he might lose his job due to company-wide downsizing and so he attempts to increase both the quality and efficiency with which he stuffs his Hotpockets because his son has cerebral palsy and he really needs his job's insurance benefits to afford to take care of him but then he over exerts himself and gets scalding cheese and sauce on his hands and face resulting in severely disfiguring burns and blindness, two factors that eventually result in his wife leaving him for a much younger man that she met in her spin class.

[–]PhoenixKnight 26 points27 points ago

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You and me both.

[–]RainMayFall 1 point2 points ago

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Makes three of us.

[–]MeddlMoe 2 points3 points ago

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when I reached the second line of your comment, i started to laugh so hard, that I was unable to read the rest.

now i refuse to.

[–]Tyranticx 18 points19 points ago

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god, i would throw like 3 sexs at her.

[–]fatbunyip 1 point2 points ago

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i would bang her like a dunny door in a gale...

[–]Stregano 0 points1 point ago

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god, i would stuff and mount her like a taxidermist who fell in love with his dog and then the dog died so he decided that he would do his best work of his career stuffing and mounting his dog

[–]rapscal_2002 0 points1 point ago

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I would put my penis inside of her and then finish in about 3.8 seconds. Wait, am I doing that wrong?

[–]claustraphobix 1 point2 points ago

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do you realize you just commented on a 4 month old post?

[–]rapscal_2002 4 points5 points ago

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I... Fuck, how the hell did I get here?

[–]squiggothhunter 1 point2 points ago

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I'd tongue-fuck her vertical smile until the sun went out

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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The things I would do to her, well, I'd talk about them a lot if I ever did.

[–]thehollowman84 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah I'd love to kidnap her and keep her in my basement too

[–]Pankie 4 points5 points ago

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I wouldn't she would write songs about it

[–]frickindeal 0 points1 point ago

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Who cares? No one would ever hear them but her and I.

[–]TokiBumblebee 0 points1 point ago

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Want some pizza rolls? They're really good.

[–]DoritosAndMtDew 5 points6 points ago

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I'd wreck that so hard Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

[–]biblical_sin 0 points1 point ago

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You get my only upvote for this. I award you with nothing and can only say. You win.

[–]jojotheking 0 points1 point ago

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I would scatter little toy cars all over the ground and watch her step all over them like a naked giant would...OMG so hot

[–]Kubaker1 18 points19 points ago

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For some reason I read that in a gruff, yet raspy voice. Making that infinitely creepier.

[–]cresteh 41 points42 points ago

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I never asked for this.

[–]Vilvos 6 points7 points ago

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Because it's the comment Reddit deserves. But not the one it needs right now. And so we'll hunt Kubaker1. Because he can take it.

[–]freezingman66 4 points5 points ago

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hey guys are you talkin bout spiderman? lol he can fly so i dont think chasing would help

[–]bobethy 8 points9 points ago

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Scruffy loves Taylor swift

[–]Ulftar 3 points4 points ago

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Mmmhmm.

[–]regomodo 0 points1 point ago

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Yup

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

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Whiskers from Last Action Hero.

[–]WiffleHat 38 points39 points ago

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I effing love Bill Hader.

[–]andreYamoore 16 points17 points ago

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I just realized that he's like a combination of Dwight and Jim from The Office

[–]tyrannosaurusjess 12 points13 points ago

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Nup. Look at the last pic. He is young dexter.

[–]Realsan 2 points3 points ago

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DWIMSTER!

[–]billbacon 4 points5 points ago

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MMMhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[–]phreeck 11 points12 points ago*

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[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 1 point2 points ago

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His role in Hot Rod was the greatest moment in his career.

[–]closecall81 29 points30 points ago

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I always assumed this was a shop but kind of hoped it wasn't.

[–]phatbrasil 13 points14 points ago

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man, if that was true I would be way more interested in college football.

[–]closecall81 7 points8 points ago

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I agree 100% where are the photoshop experts?

[–]pgan91 4 points5 points ago

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It was a shop. It was proven to be a shop when it first went on Reddit.

[–]closecall81 9 points10 points ago

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[–]fELLAbUSTA 6 points7 points ago

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reporting in. I can tell from the pixels

[–]Wooser 4 points5 points ago

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[–]closecall81 0 points1 point ago

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I like the version i posted better :(

[–]doctuhjason 0 points1 point ago

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I go to LSU, and if this was last year, and it was real...I would feel kinda bad about winning...

[–]Boobasaurus 25 points26 points ago

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It's late and my name is Taylor, so the title of this submission took me aback for a moment.

[–]tkr2099 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I haven't had my coffee yet and this creeped me out a bit.

[–]SHFT 25 points26 points ago

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I guess you could say that Taylor's innocent eyes were...

Takes off glasses

tainted

[–]ImBakinBacon 3 points4 points ago

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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, heh, I forgot that I wrote that.

[–]StoneFawkes 1 point2 points ago

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This post has the largest upvotes to comments ratio I've seen.

[–]Co3v 1 point2 points ago

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Wonderful. My district recently had a contest to see who could sell the most Taylor Swift CD's with the prize being 2 backstage passes to meet her.

I now know what to do when/if I win.

[–]assi9001 1 point2 points ago

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What she doesn't like baseball?? I don't get it..

[–]robreddity 4 points5 points ago

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Hader is a goddamn hero.

[–]scottagro 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe Bill Hader got a picture of Taylor Swift's balls.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh... a grade school buddy of mine tricked me with this same damn thing twice in one evening. I am not sad he moved away to L.A. where his douchebaggery will serve him well.

[–]lanbanger 1 point2 points ago

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

[–]inquisitive_mind 0 points1 point ago

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She makes me chuckle lots. hehehe

[–]MOAR_KRABS 0 points1 point ago

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As a guy named Taylor this link was infinitely more interesting when it was still a mystery.

[–]PancakePirate -3 points-2 points ago

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people find this funny?

[–]chka -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh a still gif, how quaint.

[–]mrgage -3 points-2 points ago

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I think this may be the best promo for anything. Ever.

[–]User_Alpha -2 points-1 points ago

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It was funnier when I read it.