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[–]BabyOnHip 13 points14 points ago

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I don't want to look. I already got tricked into looking up "harlequin baby syndrome" today. Someone be kind, is it horse porn?

[–]rm01 12 points13 points ago

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It's MLP porn. And fan my little pony sex stories. And there's two people that worked on a story together. That seems awkward to me.

[–]BabyOnHip 12 points13 points ago

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Thank you. That doesn't sound too horrible, but very awkward indeed.

[–]lilzilla 15 points16 points ago

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yeah, r/mylittlenosleep is the horrible one.

r/clopclop's kind of adorable, IMHO. Some of it goes for grossout or dark, but most of it has the same good-natured attitude as the show itself.

Uh. Or so I hear. *cough*

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Somepony hasn't read Rarity's Generous Plan

[–]lilzilla 6 points7 points ago

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I'm tangentially aware of it as falling in the "grossout or dark" category; still tho I'd say on balance most of r/clopclop is harmless. No? Maybe the fact that I don't really read the fic saves me from the unharmless parts.

Uh. If I were subscribed to r/clopclop, of course. Ha ha.

[–]GarlicShells 2 points3 points ago

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I heard that has some great fan art.

[–]BabyOnHip 2 points3 points ago

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My curiosity is going to be the death of me.

r/mylittlenosleep...o.O......

[–]MarioneTTe-Doll 5 points6 points ago

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Here's the link just to make it easier for you! Also, the power of the blue text compels you to click!

[–]famousninja 4 points5 points ago

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Eh.

nothing that disturbing.

I think I've seen everything on the internet, folks.

Words can't describe how jaded I feel.

[–]MarioneTTe-Doll 4 points5 points ago

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Never, ever ever say that you've seen everything. The dark side of the Internet is a dark and terrible place. It will find a way to horrify even the most jaded person.

[–]famousninja 1 point2 points ago

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You name it, I've probably seen it.

There's stuff that makes me gag, but anything sexual and non violent doesn't make me gag.

Then again, my friends and I used to play linklink.

Pretty much: Click every link in the window. I've only lost once, and it is a weakness that haunts me to this day.

[–]SwissArmyCheese 0 points1 point ago

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A Serbian Film.

You seen that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, r/mylittlenosleep is the horrible one.

That subreddit is pretty tame most of the time. I subscribe to it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It was a great story. I'm actually working with one of the authors on a collaboration with the pony representations of the reddit alien

[–]cloppyhooves 2 points3 points ago

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That reminds me, I haven't worked on it in a while. I think I'll do that now.

[–]cloppyhooves 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I know that story.

[–]Wienderful 5 points6 points ago

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AAAAAA! Fuck you!!! Why did I look up "harlequin baby syndrome"?? Why???

[–]weedmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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i did it too, and i´m still laughing about the guy with the harlequin-syndrome-costume.

[–]RandomBystander 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, I didn't want to sleep for the next three days anyway.

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Rule 34

[–]crackox 17 points18 points ago

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[–]WinterXD 6 points7 points ago

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You came outta the closet?

[–]Capnpaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Term is stable

[–]Stormdancer 9 points10 points ago

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Really? Wow. How long have you been on the internet?

[–]supercrunchy 16 points17 points ago

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That's your initial reaction, then eventually you find yourself going back... and eventually you lurk there forever...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I lurk and have a novelty account that only posts clop. ;3

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So this isn't your novelty account?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, this is my main account that I use to browse MLP subreddits. I got tired of my old account so i just made a new one.

[–]FlutterShy- 2 points3 points ago

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Likewise, I don't even use my original account

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Welcome, glad you could come ;)

[–]GarlicShells 4 points5 points ago

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pssst TNF, They know we're here now...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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So?

[–]GarlicShells 4 points5 points ago

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more cloppers? More haters? Jus' sayin there might be an increase in both

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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The mods have a ban hammer for a reason. It's already gotten use.

[–]40kfreak 21 points22 points ago

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sees post

goes to r/clopclop

Has same reaction

[–]notBrit 14 points15 points ago

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sees post

goes to r/clopclop

not even slightly bothered

In a world with 2 tubgirls 1 goatse, /r/clopclop is downright wholesome.

[–]SwissArmyCheese 5 points6 points ago

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That's the fappy spirit!

[–]mokeymanq 4 points5 points ago

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That's the cloppy spirit!

FTFY

[–]rockerode 1 point2 points ago

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And then you know what's even better?

Trolling all your friends with r/clopclop who are bronies.

[–]TheIvoryNun 10 points11 points ago

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You say trolling, I say enhancing their MLP experience

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that you've gouged yours eyes out your going to appreciate the fantastic voice acting even more!

[–]Xizer 6 points7 points ago

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Clip needs to feature dude returning to computer after shock wears off and start fapping

[–]KarmaTroll 7 points8 points ago

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Still not as bad as r/spacedicks

[–]lilzilla 1 point2 points ago

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There was way less space in those pics than I was hoping for. Also they mostly weren't dicks. False advertising!

[–]MarioneTTe-Doll 0 points1 point ago

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Or /r/picsofdeadkids.

And just because so many people seem to have a habit of clicking links without reading everything...

Here's a link to /r/spacedicks ;)

[–]link_to_the_post 6 points7 points ago

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OHHH MYY GODDDD why did i have to click all of the posts?

[–]MarioneTTe-Doll 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for 2 months and 18 days

Have an upvote for a novelty account that is well-used, good sir and/or madam!

[–]link_to_the_post 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing novelty about this account :) but i guess i did live up to my name with that comment.

[–]GarlicShells 10 points11 points ago

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Not that bad, I mean cmon bro.

[–]LordOfGummies 7 points8 points ago

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So I had to go check this out... I'm impressed... subbed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome! Glad you could come ;)

[–]TargetTango 7 points8 points ago

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Meh, I'll take rule 34 any day over the fucked up shit like "Cupcakes".

[–]odxzmn 2 points3 points ago

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Went to have a look... now I'm very confused, but not sexually

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]deltib 2 points3 points ago

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I'll say it if no one else is going to. Humanized Rainbowdash is hot...Yeah, that's right, the athletic tomboyish type does it for me.

[–]AnarchyStrawberry 2 points3 points ago

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I made the r/clopclop icon.I am a clopper.

AMA.

[–]Rustysporkman 4 points5 points ago

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The anthropomorphised stuff is kind of hot. So I thought, "Oh, it's just human-styled characters. That's cool. I'll add this to my porn bookmarks."

Then I found a chick fisting a horse.

I... Don't know what to do.

[–]Equius_Zahhak 3 points4 points ago

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Clop to it.

[–]GarlicShells 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Tiktaky 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, the humanized stuff is pretty good. It kind of seems out of place in amongst all the full-blown horse fucking.

[–]Shiranaru 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad if I didn't bat an eye?

[–]Golanubi 1 point2 points ago

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At first i didn't understand I just saw ponies.....then i saw

[–]Hopper64 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever it is, it can't be worse than horse porn.

[–]fuzzybeard 4 points5 points ago

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You say that like it's a bad thing...

[–]Qwort[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Enter at your own demise.

[–]majorkev 6 points7 points ago

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I have the strangest erection.

[–]GarlicShells 11 points12 points ago

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at r/clopclop we refer to it as the "wingest boner"

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 4 points5 points ago

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fapfapfapfapfapfap

[–]GarlicShells 24 points25 points ago

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clopclopclopclopclop

[–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

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If you have that sort of reaction to that crap, you must be a pilgrim. The rabbit hole goes a lot deeper than that.

[–]Killbunny90210 1 point2 points ago

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[–]billbacon 1 point2 points ago

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That works.

[–]Sylverstone14 0 points1 point ago

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I squirmed.

[–]WildWe5 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid I had the 'meh' reaction.

[–]xscaralienx 0 points1 point ago

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that's the best gif EVER!!!

[–]poop12 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so confused! I understand Rule 34 but is this around for the sole purpose?

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[–]lilzilla 9 points10 points ago

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Welcome to the internet, I see you're new here! We have this thing called Rule 34 that you should be aware of. It'll explain a lot. Brace yourself.

Cheers!

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[–]jimmysaint13 0 points1 point ago

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"No exceptions."

It's true. God dammit, it's true.

[–]Fancy_Pantsu -1 points0 points ago

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...curiosity got the best of me...

[–]McG4rn4gle -2 points-1 points ago

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Just went there - not bad, just stupid.

[–]Billy_Reuben -2 points-1 points ago

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Clever bastard. Excellent setup. Also: What the FUCK, PEOPLE?!?!?

[–]MickZaruba -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]just_for_fapping -3 points-2 points ago

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Really? From a cartoon? Huh.