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[–]McDickings 19 points20 points ago

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But that's a goose and some pigeons.

[–]cookiesoldier 1 point2 points ago

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Yea i noticed aswell, not a single duck in sight.

[–]willymo 9 points10 points ago

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Not a single duck was given that day.

[–]IamGrimReefer 0 points1 point ago

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no ducking way!

[–]Goose_Enthusiast 0 points1 point ago

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no, that's a duck

[–]McDickings 0 points1 point ago

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You're right.

[–]RockULikeAHurricane 2 points3 points ago

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play this in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwzNCur-CqM

[–]subscribe-by-reddit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RockULikeAHurricane 0 points1 point ago

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That is awesome... thank you so much!!!

[–]skootles 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RockULikeAHurricane 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, this has opened up no end of hilarity for me, going to spend the whole week trying to find the perfect combo.... will keep you posted on my progress...

[–]cleverlyannoying 2 points3 points ago

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I fucking hate these commercials.

[–]wei-long 0 points1 point ago

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I can't change the channel fast enough

[–]Erikslashboy 1 point2 points ago

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Seems to go well with this.

[–]KnittenKitten 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, I could watch this all day.

[–]yalc 1 point2 points ago

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Every day I'm Shufflin'

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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I HATE those commercials

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[–]EducatedPizza 4 points5 points ago

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pays the doctors boy!

[–]GPtheMag 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Knux02 0 points1 point ago

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i was expecting a photo of 10 jersey shore whores doing the duckface.. :I

[–]NJDevils30 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually the Aflac Duck from one of the commercials.

[–]technojamin 0 points1 point ago

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AFLAAAAAC!

[–]MeDiggingMyGrave 0 points1 point ago

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Duck-step!

[–]HIHOSilverAwaaay 0 points1 point ago

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not a single duck was given

[–]ccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to the Final Countdown when This started, I almost shit myself laughing.

[–]apomme 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at this while listening to some James Brown. Turn this song on while you watch and your whole experience changes.

[–]Geoqueen85 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single duck was given.

Edit: aw damn someone said this already. F everything.

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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I really wish you wouldn't try to pigeonhole what kind of party this is.

[–]cryingeyes 0 points1 point ago

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Now that is what I call a party fowl...

[–]Arkyll 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't no party like a duck party

[–]maggiecat4 1 point2 points ago

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'Cause a Duck party DON'T STOP

[–]tomzorz 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it. Was going to go for "Ain't no party like an S Duck Party"

[–]Sherlcok -2 points-1 points ago

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Thats a goose

[–]Goose_Enthusiast 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's a duck.