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[–]imredditting 479 points480 points ago*

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I have a rather long and drawn out story for this, but some people may enjoy it.

My grandfather was a foreman for a hospital building project. My grandmother would pack him square eggs as a joke. One day co-worker who also was a pastor asked him what the deal was. My grandpa was always a wise-ass so he made up a story on the spot about imported chickens and that their eggs are just different. The guy asked if he could get one sometime to show his wife, so my grandpa just packed one up in a bag and gave it to him. The following Sunday the pastor gave a sermon involving the amazing things god can do, and how a chicken could lay a square egg. Apparently he wasn't too pleased with my grandpa come next day they worked together.

[–]db2 64 points65 points ago

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Too bad. +1 for Gramps!

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[–]C_IsForCookie 57 points58 points ago

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Yeah but not the ring with hitler and stalin, the ring with all the cool people. AWW YEAHH!

[–]fuzzybunn 35 points36 points ago

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The circle of hell where all the people who have ever played a practical joke go to. You're forced to sit on plastic chairs listening to a very bad standup routine, and the only thing to drink is lukewarm water.

[–]stillalone 9 points10 points ago

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I like lukewarm water.

[–]fuzzybunn 8 points9 points ago

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Then hell has only coca cola for you. With lemon.

[–]scriptmonkey420 8 points9 points ago

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and its flat, with no ice.

[–]biiaru 18 points19 points ago

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No ice is nice. I'm really looking forward to hell now.

[–]spencer102 6 points7 points ago

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I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

[–]futureclad 2 points3 points ago

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Most viable theory of afterlife to date.

[–]FlyingSpaghetti 7 points8 points ago

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Like Ghandi!

[–]shiase 4 points5 points ago

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Lol. Hitler is in heaven! I know this is true because he was a christian.

[–]Kni7es 9 points10 points ago

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This is why I love reddit. It's the only site on the internet where sometimes the comments are better than the original topic.

[–]imredditting 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, he left me with plenty of fun anecdotes unfortunately it's not real often I have a chance to tell people about them, luckily someone posted the square egg mould. :D

[–]lafayette0508 2 points3 points ago

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My grandpa has one of these square-egg makers too, and he loves to confuse people as well. One of the foods eaten on Passover is hard boiled eggs. It's a course in the meal, where a hard boiled egg on a little plate is brought out to each person and you pour salt water (tears of the slaves!) on it. In my family there's usually at least one guest each year who either has never been to a seder before, or hasn't been to a seder with our family before. This person always gets a square egg that my grandfather has prepared beforehand, with no comment or acknowledgement, while everyone else gets a normal egg. The poor guest is left to wonder what the heck is going on. My grandfather thinks it's hilarious.

[–]batmansthebomb 225 points226 points ago

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[–]Sure_Ill_Draw_That 326 points327 points ago

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[–]g33n 22 points23 points ago

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Beautiful.

[–]jakash 14 points15 points ago

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SIDT, you always seem to delightfully pop up when I least expect it, and the result is always magnificent - thank you!

[–]racerx52 6 points7 points ago

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That's reddit alright.

[–]Cremnlin 4 points5 points ago

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holy fuck, I love you!

[–]Esplin[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Very nicely done. :)

[–]Esplin[S] 42 points43 points ago

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I love you for this. :D

[–]ajscraw 24 points25 points ago

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it amazes me that other people have these. i've got one as well and now i don't have to hard boil an egg since you've done it for me. thanks!

just so everyone knows, square eggs taste so much better.

[–]mbairlol 19 points20 points ago

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Not cube-y enough! MORE!

[–]NeddieSeagoon 21 points22 points ago

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Hard-boiled hypercube!!

[–]only_temporary 13 points14 points ago

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Tesseregg!

[–]Dr_fish 1 point2 points ago

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Make a house!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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your kitchen looks nice!

[–]alkamist 1 point2 points ago

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now thats how ya cube an egg.companion egg?

[–]LesserScot 162 points163 points ago

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Heart boiled eggs: http://i.imgur.com/8aZ3r.jpg

[–]Ize_Of_The_World 30 points31 points ago

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The first panel made me chuckle for some reason

[–]yothisbalec 28 points29 points ago

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I've seen that picture before and didn't laugh at all. I've now seen it again and laughed at the first panel.

What have you done?

[–]snottlebocket 21 points22 points ago

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I think I'm missing the joke. =\

[–]mrchunks 13 points14 points ago

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Just laugh along. You'll fit in easier.

[–]Follow_Follow 3 points4 points ago

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Na na na na na na leader.

[–]yothisbalec 10 points11 points ago

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That's the thing: -I- don't even get the joke. I fear I might be going crazy.

[–]RupertDurden 9 points10 points ago

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Crazy, toys in the attic you are crazy, truly gone fishing.....

[–]jsibelius 1 point2 points ago

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They must have taken my marbles away. Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.

[–]reahidru 2 points3 points ago

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I did too and didn't even notice until you commented.

[–]SelfDeprecating 6 points7 points ago

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I thought of the resurrection stone, the Elder Wand, and the invisibility cloak.

[–]potterarchy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Deradius 7 points8 points ago

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This is because the first panel is the same for "MacGyver Builds a Submarine"

[–]latchee 2 points3 points ago

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When I read this and before I clicked the link I imagined something of the lines of boiling an egg in a dragons heart or something. Seems like a waste of a dragon though.

[–]sheepk 46 points47 points ago

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My favorite part is the "makes a square egg" in quotation marks, as if stating the function of the product qualifies as box-worthy critical acclaim.

[–]QuantumBreakfast 27 points28 points ago

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The slogan department really worked their asses off on that one.

[–]jeanpicard 6 points7 points ago

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I thought maybe since it isn't exactly square they put it in quotations to prevent legal issues.

[–]DullMan 1 point2 points ago

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makes a "square" egg.

[–]zeekar 1 point2 points ago

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"... well, it's three-dimensional, so I guess it'd be a 'cubic' egg, but it's not exactly a cube, dammit. I TOLD you we should have called it the 'Egg Less-Egg-Shaped-Maker'"

[–]mijo_sq 41 points42 points ago

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I have one that presses into the shape of a car and one of a fish. We got it in Japan town SF, probably for bento boxes.

[–]Vauce 18 points19 points ago

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Bento was my first guess. Would look fantastic, especially if you make soy sauce eggs.

[–]orbat 1 point2 points ago

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Those seem like an inexplicably delicious idea

[–]ManiacalV 9 points10 points ago

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I've seen stories that in Japan, they grow watermelon in boxes to form square fruit that fit better in the small fridges that are common.

[–]TrueTravisty 4 points5 points ago

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$82 for a watermelon?!?

[–]deliberately_stupid 14 points15 points ago

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It's worth every cent. I'm tired of fumbling with round fruit!

[–]respite 8 points9 points ago

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ARE YOU TIRED OF FUMBING AROUND WITH ROUND FRUIT? DO YOU ALWAYS FIND YOURSELF DROPPING CIRCLES OF HEALTH AND DELICOUSNESS? TIRED OF LOSING MONEY TO THE FIVE SECOND RULE?

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SQUARE FRUIT, THE NEW STABLE SHAPE OF PRODUCE!

[–]ajpilot22 7 points8 points ago

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I wish 10,000 yen was still 82 dollars. Fucking exchange rate

[–]thedrivingcat 1 point2 points ago

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I get paid in yen. Fucking exchange rate!

[–]ajpilot22 1 point2 points ago

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I get paid in USD, buying a drink for 700 yen hurts the soul man.

[–]Sporkeldee 1 point2 points ago

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If you're in Okinawa, I think we frequent the same bar...

[–]ajpilot22 1 point2 points ago

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nope Im out in yokosuka, my favorite spot in tokyo has a 3500 yen cover too.

[–]yomimashita 1 point2 points ago

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the real reason is just so you can buy someone an expensive gift (gift giving culture gone wrong...)

[–]turtleinahalfshell 1 point2 points ago

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Sources: "Japan Corners the Market on Square Fruit."

[–]sqq 1 point2 points ago

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anyone know where I can buy these off the interweb ?

Found them 2 seconds after I asked -.-

http://www.amazon.com/Kotobuki-Plastic-Egg-Mold-Fish/dp/B002TZ04JG/ref=pd_bxgy_k_img_c

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[–]jingowatt 8 points9 points ago

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Now we're all Wikipedia Browns.

[–]suship 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm, got my daily dose of Reddit nostalgia.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Candytails 11 points12 points ago

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I would die for this.

[–]kt00na 59 points60 points ago

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You could probably just buy one, you know.

[–]Candytails 14 points15 points ago

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True, but if I had said "I want to buy this" it wouldn't have conveyed just how much I want a Hello Kitty boiled egg molder.

[–]baccart 2 points3 points ago

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next time, just kill someone to have it.

[–]JZervas 9 points10 points ago

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Here you go. One soul please. No take backs.

[–]PlumberODeth 4 points5 points ago

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Candytails said 'I would die' not 'sell my soul'. So, yes, you may kill Candytails, but not take Candytails' soul.

I've also been known to play the fiddle down in Georgia.

[–]LarrySDonald 1 point2 points ago

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[–]orbat 2 points3 points ago

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That can be arranged

[–]litchick 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, they really do have hello kitty everything.

[–]Sarah_Tonin 68 points69 points ago

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They still make these. I have one.

[–]Esplin[S] 57 points58 points ago

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What purpose does it serve for you? I am curious on what the benefit of a square egg might be.

[–]AllfoShow 266 points267 points ago

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won't roll off anywhere?

[–]kodutta7 140 points141 points ago

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FUCKING BRILLIANT.

[–]Damaband41 31 points32 points ago

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Shutup and take my money!

[–]Nozkin 16 points17 points ago

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We're easily impressed here at reddit.

[–]yomimashita 4 points5 points ago

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same as square poo

[–]Sir_Render 43 points44 points ago

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You could build an eggloo...

[–]KingGorilla 104 points105 points ago

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How else am I gonna get 3 square meals a day without it?

[–]Tawdry 14 points15 points ago

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*YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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decoration, freak people out.

[–]Watsons 12 points13 points ago

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You could stack them, think of the possibilities!

[–]dancingthemantaray 7 points8 points ago

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They already tried that in Elbonia with the Tomeato. Horrible building material.

[–]Crabmeat 23 points24 points ago

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makes a square egg

[–]walrusii 1 point2 points ago

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why the hell is it in quotes?

[–]skookybird 7 points8 points ago

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The box is quoting Crabmeat.

[–]goofydelinquent 14 points15 points ago

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Just like the square watermelons. Easier to store, stack & slice.

[–]cherry_garcia 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit. Please shut up and take my money.

[–]dokuhebi 13 points14 points ago

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Have you priced them? They will take your money.

[–]Sandfish 7 points8 points ago

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Easier to cut eggs for salad, but that's the only use i have for it :S

[–]Ghinkgo 12 points13 points ago

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[–]TheWereRabbit 8 points9 points ago

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I like how the egg in the second picture still has its shell.

[–]50paisa 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, those come from imported chickens that lay eggs that are brown on the inside.

[–]CaptainNibbles 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the photographer was just lazy and didn't take the time to boil an egg to make it believable.

[–]Damocles2010 1 point2 points ago

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TIL I could use my egg slicer to also slice Mushrooms....cool.

[–]imthebossofme 15 points16 points ago

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She only eats square things.

[–]Casbah 5 points6 points ago

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LEGOS?

[–]adaminc 9 points10 points ago

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You could carry around a bunch of hard boiled eggs neatly in a ice cube tray!

[–]T-Luv 37 points38 points ago

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Then put soap on the bottom and water on the top and BAM: You've got yourself a refreshing shower, sir!

[–]meh-aidez 17 points18 points ago

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AND THEN A HEALTHY BREAKFAST

[–]GhostGuy 11 points12 points ago

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It's been a few days since I've seen an icesoap reference. This got a lol from me. Well played.

Edit: Wait, did I have a moment of nostalgia for something that happened in the last few weeks? Fuckin' reddit.

[–]twcaiwh 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to what I call Internet Time. We grow sick of things because we've constantly heard about them for a week, wax nostalgic for things we saw online a couple weeks ago, burn through dozens of movies in a month, and learn about twenty subjects at once (not that we retain much of that knowledge).

[–]zynthalay 2 points3 points ago

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We retain enough, I think, to have an awareness that things exist and what sphere of knowledge it rests in. so we can access the data again later as we need it.

[–]shriek 4 points5 points ago

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To go well with cube earth hypothesis.

[–]shillbert 8 points9 points ago

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TIME IS FOUR CORNER CUBE EARTH . DISBELIEVERS OF TIME CUBE ARE EDUCATED STUPID

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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Square eggs are totally extraordinary. A pure delight. Do try a square egg some day... they are just so fun!

[–]cherry_garcia 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why you insist on ignoring the fact that square eggs are just plain fucking awesome.

[–]hellosexynerds 1 point2 points ago

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They had to do something before the internet was around...

[–]ltwilley89 1 point2 points ago

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[–]notwantedonthevoyage 3 points4 points ago

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Probably the same rationale as these.

[–]reahidru 10 points11 points ago

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Put the eggs in the taco. Do it.

[–]TroyDowling 4 points5 points ago

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It's like it was made to be.

[–]FortyFs 8 points9 points ago

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I buy these cause you can fit more stuff in them. I never really put my taco down, soo...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Do you read The Onion?

[–]Ryugi 14 points15 points ago

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I actually have one, and I don't use it for eggs (though I would if I were to do boiled eggs on a salad - easier to cut them up). I use it for rice. I compress rice to make a dense snack. Like travel food.

[–]jeanpicard 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, this is a rad idea. I have diabeetus, and I always thought compressed rice would be a good travel snack, with a shitload of carbs. I carry around packaged food in case of low blood sugar, which gets expensive. /somewhat unrelated

[–]zackdavenport93 23 points24 points ago

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inb4 x post to /r/minecraft.

[–]fruitylips 17 points18 points ago

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We have one of these. I don't know why. My wife claims it is the most wonderful thing ever and that she used to use it daily.

We've been married 9 years now and she's never gotten it out.

The mere suggestion that we don't need it, tho, is grounds for a fight.

[–]Crochetniac 5 points6 points ago

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It's for people who are OCD and need equal portions of egg white and egg yolk when they eat.

[–]db2 2 points3 points ago

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Corners.

[–]Crochetniac 1 point2 points ago

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What about the corners? The middle is also still all yolk, but they can take easier proportioned bites.

[–]db2 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think you have experience with actual OCD, just people who are weird.

[–]chazwhiz 7 points8 points ago

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Show me one that makes möbius strips and I'll be impressed.

[–]zhyk 1 point2 points ago

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I have ones that turn my eggs into cars, fish, stars and hearts.

[–]T-Luv 1 point2 points ago

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And horseshoes and clovers?

[–]rceaandtyhoius 2 points3 points ago

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It's made for Minecraft enthusiasts.

[–]Gnomie86 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone remember the Donald Duck classic by Carl Barks about the Valley of Cubes? Where everything, including eggs, was cubic. Good memories :)

[–]Soup_bones 2 points3 points ago

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These will go great with my pancake hemispheres.

[–]tenlow 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap, my mom just bought one of those TODAY.

[–]BlueBusDriver 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't it crazy how reddit just tracks shit that goes on in your life? Earlier this year I started playing Majoras Mask and the day I began playing it reddit began celebrating Zeldas 25th anniversary and reddit was riddled with Zelda related posts. Just made the experience so much more fun. The same thing has happened with Oblivion in the past week or two. I started playing that again but it's not nearly as noticable as the zelda

[–]Linegod 2 points3 points ago

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Squagels!

[–]C_IsForCookie 2 points3 points ago

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DAMNIT REDDIT. NOW I'M HUNGRY. AND IT'S 4:30AM. FUCK.

[–]TheSadRobut 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad it's not 2. You could have made some chili.

[–]cstross 2 points3 points ago

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I'd be more impressed by an egg tesseracter ...

[–]ralphbluecoat 2 points3 points ago

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Minecraft.

[–]redditnoob 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if it works for kittens too?

[–]gbchaosmaster 7 points8 points ago

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Shut up and take my money.

[–]crimsonhunter 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be damned. Would be good for bentos. Looks kitsch and vintage....woot!

[–]notrlyepic 1 point2 points ago

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Those come in all sorts of shapes for bento boxes.

[–]nonumbers 1 point2 points ago

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Genius! Ovoid objects are so 1900s.

[–]stibbons 1 point2 points ago

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Market: OCDers ensuring even coverage on their egg sandwiches.

[–]easygenius 1 point2 points ago

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So how do you stack your hardboiled eggs?

[–]i010011010 1 point2 points ago

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America: inventing solutions to problems nobody had since pretty much day one.

[–]Topper_Harley 1 point2 points ago

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This is how you would get a cube earth too.

[–]-shaughn- 1 point2 points ago

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[–]randomb0y 1 point2 points ago

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They have those for kittens too!

[–]Shattershift 1 point2 points ago

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I did not know eggs were this pliable.

[–]ChickenPotPi 1 point2 points ago

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Something similar the golden hard boiled egg

[–]booyah2 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever watched Monk?

Guys with ocd would love this

[–]martoo 1 point2 points ago

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Remember the ads for vibrators masking as neck massagers? Well, this thing's not for eggs, it's for kittens.

[–]CTS777 1 point2 points ago

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Now cross post to r/minecraft

[–]MasCapital 1 point2 points ago

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Rule 35: There's a market for everything.

[–]Radica1Faith 3 points4 points ago

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I use one of these babies every other Sunday night. I draw dots on each side and use them as dice during my board game nights. It's really fun and by the end of the night when we're hungry, after plucking off the hair and dirt it collected through some intense games of settlers of catan, we all eat them. Let's just say I'm really great at parties.

[–]ass_kicker32 3 points4 points ago

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Im waiting for them to make one for mayoneggs.

[–]UnfairAdvantage 2 points3 points ago

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Why do I want one of these?

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

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Make a market for things. Duh.

[–]tokage 0 points1 point ago

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No joke, my parents used to have one of these when I was a kid. I still have no idea what the hell anyone would use one for.

[–]syuk 5 points6 points ago

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making cube eggs?

[–]masteractor 0 points1 point ago

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I had one. I liked it.

[–]opossumfink 0 points1 point ago

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Which is why you are not the fabulously wealthy square-egg king of the planet.

[–]MyExp 0 points1 point ago

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There's a market for everything, man.

[–]ilouiei 0 points1 point ago

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square egg machine? i mean it's cool but there's just no market for it, i'll give you 50 cents

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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I must be really drunk because I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

[–]MysteryShvitz 0 points1 point ago

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Why does chilling the cuber make it work better?

[–]viciousbreed 1 point2 points ago

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I would assume it helps "set" the shape.

[–]discsid 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it sets the shape. The warm egg has too much shape memory.

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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Are you kidding? Kitch novelties are the backbone of American culture.

I'm more interested in who's logo that is (lower left).

[–]notanotherpyr0 0 points1 point ago

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So wait I can stack my eggs with this?

[–]Colvanila 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was minecraft.

[–]preacher37 0 points1 point ago

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How else are you going to make sure your egg doesn't roll off your counter? Obviously, really.

[–]donatj 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have one, I use it once in a while, I really like boiled eggs and I like things to stack properly.

[–]jhorphear 0 points1 point ago

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I actually own one of those. Was a gag gift from a friend.

[–]i_lost_my_password 0 points1 point ago

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About fucking time!

[–]discsid 0 points1 point ago

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I own two of these. My oldest son gets cubed eggs in his lunchbox, he loves it.

[–]smek2 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't exactly call it a "market".

[–]nefffffffffff 0 points1 point ago

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Neither did I but now I want one.

[–]Nilso 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, Capitalism!

[–]Damocles2010 0 points1 point ago

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Eggs are ONLY oval so chickens' asses don't slam shut.....

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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It's for easy shipping.

[–]LOL_SKEETER 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so pissed that I have one of these as well....including the original user manual and I didn't use it for 638 upvotes.... =(

[–]MelvinAramis 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty ingenius when you think of it, it's a more compact egg basically. One step closer to finger food?

[–]l-rs2 0 points1 point ago

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This is tailored to the Borg market.

[–]CaptainNibbles 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take twenty!

[–]MATHDRAGON 0 points1 point ago

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I own this item. Never once have I summoned up the courage to use it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In China they are kinda crazy for these things. Square eggs, watermelons.. anything you can think of!

[–]biff24 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap! Thank you so much. I now know what this is. My grandma was cleaning and found this and asked me what it did and of course it stumped us both.

[–]papajohn56 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it'd be popular in Japan.

[–]Lancey 0 points1 point ago

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Had one of these when I was a kid and it blew my mind. Square fucking eggs - my god, think of the possibilities!

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 0 points1 point ago

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If I see this in minecraft I'm going to quit the game.

[–]shadowman42 0 points1 point ago

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well at least they don't roll?

[–]chonzi 0 points1 point ago

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wow looks egg-streme