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I had no idea a market existed for something like this. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Esplin
[–]imredditting 479 points480 points481 points 1 year ago*
I have a rather long and drawn out story for this, but some people may enjoy it.
My grandfather was a foreman for a hospital building project. My grandmother would pack him square eggs as a joke. One day co-worker who also was a pastor asked him what the deal was. My grandpa was always a wise-ass so he made up a story on the spot about imported chickens and that their eggs are just different. The guy asked if he could get one sometime to show his wife, so my grandpa just packed one up in a bag and gave it to him. The following Sunday the pastor gave a sermon involving the amazing things god can do, and how a chicken could lay a square egg. Apparently he wasn't too pleased with my grandpa come next day they worked together.
[–]db2 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago
Too bad. +1 for Gramps!
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]C_IsForCookie 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Yeah but not the ring with hitler and stalin, the ring with all the cool people. AWW YEAHH!
[–]fuzzybunn 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
The circle of hell where all the people who have ever played a practical joke go to. You're forced to sit on plastic chairs listening to a very bad standup routine, and the only thing to drink is lukewarm water.
[–]stillalone 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I like lukewarm water.
[–]fuzzybunn 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Then hell has only coca cola for you. With lemon.
[–]scriptmonkey420 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
and its flat, with no ice.
[–]biiaru 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
No ice is nice. I'm really looking forward to hell now.
[–]spencer102 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
[–]futureclad 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Most viable theory of afterlife to date.
[–]FlyingSpaghetti 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Like Ghandi!
[–]shiase 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Lol. Hitler is in heaven! I know this is true because he was a christian.
[–]Kni7es 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
This is why I love reddit. It's the only site on the internet where sometimes the comments are better than the original topic.
[–]imredditting 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Oh, he left me with plenty of fun anecdotes unfortunately it's not real often I have a chance to tell people about them, luckily someone posted the square egg mould. :D
[–]lafayette0508 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
My grandpa has one of these square-egg makers too, and he loves to confuse people as well. One of the foods eaten on Passover is hard boiled eggs. It's a course in the meal, where a hard boiled egg on a little plate is brought out to each person and you pour salt water (tears of the slaves!) on it. In my family there's usually at least one guest each year who either has never been to a seder before, or hasn't been to a seder with our family before. This person always gets a square egg that my grandfather has prepared beforehand, with no comment or acknowledgement, while everyone else gets a normal egg. The poor guest is left to wonder what the heck is going on. My grandfather thinks it's hilarious.
[–]batmansthebomb 225 points226 points227 points 1 year ago
God dammit Reddit, you made me make hard boiled eggs at 11:00 pm
[–]Sure_Ill_Draw_That 326 points327 points328 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/MrGP1.png
[–]g33n 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
Beautiful.
[–]jakash 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
SIDT, you always seem to delightfully pop up when I least expect it, and the result is always magnificent - thank you!
[–]racerx52 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
That's reddit alright.
[–]Cremnlin 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
holy fuck, I love you!
[–]Esplin[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Very nicely done. :)
[–]Esplin[S] 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
I love you for this. :D
[–]ajscraw 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
it amazes me that other people have these. i've got one as well and now i don't have to hard boil an egg since you've done it for me. thanks!
just so everyone knows, square eggs taste so much better.
[–]mbairlol 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Not cube-y enough! MORE!
[–]NeddieSeagoon 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Hard-boiled hypercube!!
[–]only_temporary 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Tesseregg!
[–]Dr_fish 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Make a house!
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
your kitchen looks nice!
[–]alkamist 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
now thats how ya cube an egg.companion egg?
[–]LesserScot 162 points163 points164 points 1 year ago
Heart boiled eggs: http://i.imgur.com/8aZ3r.jpg
[–]Ize_Of_The_World 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
The first panel made me chuckle for some reason
[–]yothisbalec 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
I've seen that picture before and didn't laugh at all. I've now seen it again and laughed at the first panel.
What have you done?
[–]snottlebocket 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
I think I'm missing the joke. =\
[–]mrchunks 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Just laugh along. You'll fit in easier.
[–]Follow_Follow 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Na na na na na na leader.
[–]yothisbalec 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
That's the thing: -I- don't even get the joke. I fear I might be going crazy.
[–]RupertDurden 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Crazy, toys in the attic you are crazy, truly gone fishing.....
[–]jsibelius 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
They must have taken my marbles away. Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.
[–]reahidru 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I did too and didn't even notice until you commented.
[–]SelfDeprecating 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I thought of the resurrection stone, the Elder Wand, and the invisibility cloak.
[–]potterarchy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Join us.
[–]Deradius 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
This is because the first panel is the same for "MacGyver Builds a Submarine"
[–]latchee 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
When I read this and before I clicked the link I imagined something of the lines of boiling an egg in a dragons heart or something. Seems like a waste of a dragon though.
[–]sheepk 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
My favorite part is the "makes a square egg" in quotation marks, as if stating the function of the product qualifies as box-worthy critical acclaim.
[–]QuantumBreakfast 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
The slogan department really worked their asses off on that one.
[–]jeanpicard 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I thought maybe since it isn't exactly square they put it in quotations to prevent legal issues.
[–]DullMan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
makes a "square" egg.
[–]zeekar 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
"... well, it's three-dimensional, so I guess it'd be a 'cubic' egg, but it's not exactly a cube, dammit. I TOLD you we should have called it the 'Egg Less-Egg-Shaped-Maker'"
[–]mijo_sq 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
I have one that presses into the shape of a car and one of a fish. We got it in Japan town SF, probably for bento boxes.
[–]Vauce 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Bento was my first guess. Would look fantastic, especially if you make soy sauce eggs.
[–]orbat 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Those seem like an inexplicably delicious idea
[–]ManiacalV 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I've seen stories that in Japan, they grow watermelon in boxes to form square fruit that fit better in the small fridges that are common.
[–]TrueTravisty 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
$82 for a watermelon?!?
[–]deliberately_stupid 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
It's worth every cent. I'm tired of fumbling with round fruit!
[–]respite 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
ARE YOU TIRED OF FUMBING AROUND WITH ROUND FRUIT? DO YOU ALWAYS FIND YOURSELF DROPPING CIRCLES OF HEALTH AND DELICOUSNESS? TIRED OF LOSING MONEY TO THE FIVE SECOND RULE?
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SQUARE FRUIT, THE NEW STABLE SHAPE OF PRODUCE!
[–]ajpilot22 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I wish 10,000 yen was still 82 dollars. Fucking exchange rate
[–]thedrivingcat 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I get paid in yen. Fucking exchange rate!
[–]ajpilot22 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I get paid in USD, buying a drink for 700 yen hurts the soul man.
[–]Sporkeldee 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
If you're in Okinawa, I think we frequent the same bar...
nope Im out in yokosuka, my favorite spot in tokyo has a 3500 yen cover too.
[–]yomimashita 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
the real reason is just so you can buy someone an expensive gift (gift giving culture gone wrong...)
[–]turtleinahalfshell 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Sources: "Japan Corners the Market on Square Fruit."
[–]sqq 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
anyone know where I can buy these off the interweb ?
Found them 2 seconds after I asked -.-
http://www.amazon.com/Kotobuki-Plastic-Egg-Mold-Fish/dp/B002TZ04JG/ref=pd_bxgy_k_img_c
[–]jingowatt 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Now we're all Wikipedia Browns.
[–]suship 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Mmm, got my daily dose of Reddit nostalgia.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Hello Kitty egg mold.
[–]Candytails 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I would die for this.
[–]kt00na 59 points60 points61 points 1 year ago
You could probably just buy one, you know.
[–]Candytails 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
True, but if I had said "I want to buy this" it wouldn't have conveyed just how much I want a Hello Kitty boiled egg molder.
[–]baccart 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
next time, just kill someone to have it.
[–]JZervas 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Here you go. One soul please. No take backs.
[–]PlumberODeth 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Candytails said 'I would die' not 'sell my soul'. So, yes, you may kill Candytails, but not take Candytails' soul.
I've also been known to play the fiddle down in Georgia.
[–]LarrySDonald 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
http://www.tpbrewingco.com/sounds1/cantask.wav
[–]orbat 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
That can be arranged
[–]litchick 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Wow, they really do have hello kitty everything.
[–]Sarah_Tonin 68 points69 points70 points 1 year ago
They still make these. I have one.
[–]Esplin[S] 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
What purpose does it serve for you? I am curious on what the benefit of a square egg might be.
[–]AllfoShow 266 points267 points268 points 1 year ago
won't roll off anywhere?
[–]kodutta7 140 points141 points142 points 1 year ago
FUCKING BRILLIANT.
[–]Damaband41 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Shutup and take my money!
[–]Nozkin 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
We're easily impressed here at reddit.
[–]yomimashita 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
same as square poo
[–]Sir_Render 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
You could build an eggloo...
[–]KingGorilla 104 points105 points106 points 1 year ago
How else am I gonna get 3 square meals a day without it?
[–]Tawdry 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
*YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
decoration, freak people out.
[–]Watsons 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
You could stack them, think of the possibilities!
[–]dancingthemantaray 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
They already tried that in Elbonia with the Tomeato. Horrible building material.
[–]Crabmeat 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
makes a square egg
[–]walrusii 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
why the hell is it in quotes?
[–]skookybird 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
The box is quoting Crabmeat.
[–]goofydelinquent 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Just like the square watermelons. Easier to store, stack & slice.
[–]cherry_garcia 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Holy shit. Please shut up and take my money.
[–]dokuhebi 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Have you priced them? They will take your money.
[–]Sandfish 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Easier to cut eggs for salad, but that's the only use i have for it :S
[–]Ghinkgo 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
How much easier does it need to get?
[–]TheWereRabbit 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I like how the egg in the second picture still has its shell.
[–]50paisa 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Actually, those come from imported chickens that lay eggs that are brown on the inside.
[–]CaptainNibbles 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure the photographer was just lazy and didn't take the time to boil an egg to make it believable.
[–]Damocles2010 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
TIL I could use my egg slicer to also slice Mushrooms....cool.
[–]imthebossofme 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
She only eats square things.
[–]Casbah 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
LEGOS?
[–]adaminc 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
You could carry around a bunch of hard boiled eggs neatly in a ice cube tray!
[–]T-Luv 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Then put soap on the bottom and water on the top and BAM: You've got yourself a refreshing shower, sir!
[–]meh-aidez 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
AND THEN A HEALTHY BREAKFAST
[–]GhostGuy 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
It's been a few days since I've seen an icesoap reference. This got a lol from me. Well played.
Edit: Wait, did I have a moment of nostalgia for something that happened in the last few weeks? Fuckin' reddit.
[–]twcaiwh 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Welcome to what I call Internet Time. We grow sick of things because we've constantly heard about them for a week, wax nostalgic for things we saw online a couple weeks ago, burn through dozens of movies in a month, and learn about twenty subjects at once (not that we retain much of that knowledge).
[–]zynthalay 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
We retain enough, I think, to have an awareness that things exist and what sphere of knowledge it rests in. so we can access the data again later as we need it.
[–]shriek 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
To go well with cube earth hypothesis.
[–]shillbert 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
TIME IS FOUR CORNER CUBE EARTH . DISBELIEVERS OF TIME CUBE ARE EDUCATED STUPID
[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Square eggs are totally extraordinary. A pure delight. Do try a square egg some day... they are just so fun!
[–]cherry_garcia 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I don't understand why you insist on ignoring the fact that square eggs are just plain fucking awesome.
[–]hellosexynerds 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
They had to do something before the internet was around...
[–]ltwilley89 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I think this explains it very clearly...
[–]notwantedonthevoyage 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Probably the same rationale as these.
[–]reahidru 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Put the eggs in the taco. Do it.
[–]TroyDowling 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
It's like it was made to be.
[–]FortyFs 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I buy these cause you can fit more stuff in them. I never really put my taco down, soo...
Do you read The Onion?
[–]Ryugi 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
I actually have one, and I don't use it for eggs (though I would if I were to do boiled eggs on a salad - easier to cut them up). I use it for rice. I compress rice to make a dense snack. Like travel food.
[–]jeanpicard 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Oh, this is a rad idea. I have diabeetus, and I always thought compressed rice would be a good travel snack, with a shitload of carbs. I carry around packaged food in case of low blood sugar, which gets expensive. /somewhat unrelated
[–]zackdavenport93 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
inb4 x post to /r/minecraft.
[–]fruitylips 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
We have one of these. I don't know why. My wife claims it is the most wonderful thing ever and that she used to use it daily.
We've been married 9 years now and she's never gotten it out.
The mere suggestion that we don't need it, tho, is grounds for a fight.
[–]Crochetniac 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
It's for people who are OCD and need equal portions of egg white and egg yolk when they eat.
[–]db2 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Corners.
[–]Crochetniac 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
What about the corners? The middle is also still all yolk, but they can take easier proportioned bites.
[–]db2 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I don't think you have experience with actual OCD, just people who are weird.
[–]chazwhiz 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Show me one that makes möbius strips and I'll be impressed.
[–]zhyk 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I have ones that turn my eggs into cars, fish, stars and hearts.
[–]T-Luv 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
And horseshoes and clovers?
[–]rceaandtyhoius 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
It's made for Minecraft enthusiasts.
[–]Gnomie86 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Anyone remember the Donald Duck classic by Carl Barks about the Valley of Cubes? Where everything, including eggs, was cubic. Good memories :)
[–]Soup_bones 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
These will go great with my pancake hemispheres.
[–]tenlow 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Holy crap, my mom just bought one of those TODAY.
[–]BlueBusDriver 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Isn't it crazy how reddit just tracks shit that goes on in your life? Earlier this year I started playing Majoras Mask and the day I began playing it reddit began celebrating Zeldas 25th anniversary and reddit was riddled with Zelda related posts. Just made the experience so much more fun. The same thing has happened with Oblivion in the past week or two. I started playing that again but it's not nearly as noticable as the zelda
[–]Linegod 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Squagels!
[–]C_IsForCookie 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
DAMNIT REDDIT. NOW I'M HUNGRY. AND IT'S 4:30AM. FUCK.
[–]TheSadRobut 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Too bad it's not 2. You could have made some chili.
[–]cstross 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'd be more impressed by an egg tesseracter ...
[–]ralphbluecoat 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Minecraft.
[–]redditnoob 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I wonder if it works for kittens too?
[–]gbchaosmaster 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Shut up and take my money.
[–]crimsonhunter 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'll be damned. Would be good for bentos. Looks kitsch and vintage....woot!
[–]notrlyepic 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Those come in all sorts of shapes for bento boxes.
[–]nonumbers 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Genius! Ovoid objects are so 1900s.
[–]stibbons 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Market: OCDers ensuring even coverage on their egg sandwiches.
[–]easygenius 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
So how do you stack your hardboiled eggs?
[–]i010011010 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
America: inventing solutions to problems nobody had since pretty much day one.
[–]Topper_Harley 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
This is how you would get a cube earth too.
[–]-shaughn- 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Blue Ocean Strategy
[–]randomb0y 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
They have those for kittens too!
[–]Shattershift 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I did not know eggs were this pliable.
[–]ChickenPotPi 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Something similar the golden hard boiled egg
[–]booyah2 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Have you ever watched Monk?
Guys with ocd would love this
[–]martoo 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Remember the ads for vibrators masking as neck massagers? Well, this thing's not for eggs, it's for kittens.
[–]CTS777 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Now cross post to r/minecraft
[–]MasCapital 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Rule 35: There's a market for everything.
[–]Radica1Faith 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I use one of these babies every other Sunday night. I draw dots on each side and use them as dice during my board game nights. It's really fun and by the end of the night when we're hungry, after plucking off the hair and dirt it collected through some intense games of settlers of catan, we all eat them. Let's just say I'm really great at parties.
[–]ass_kicker32 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Im waiting for them to make one for mayoneggs.
[–]UnfairAdvantage 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why do I want one of these?
[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Make a market for things. Duh.
[–]tokage 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No joke, my parents used to have one of these when I was a kid. I still have no idea what the hell anyone would use one for.
[–]syuk 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
making cube eggs?
[–]masteractor 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I had one. I liked it.
[–]opossumfink 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Which is why you are not the fabulously wealthy square-egg king of the planet.
[–]MyExp 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
There's a market for everything, man.
[–]ilouiei 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
square egg machine? i mean it's cool but there's just no market for it, i'll give you 50 cents
[–]jun2san 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I must be really drunk because I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
[–]MysteryShvitz 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Why does chilling the cuber make it work better?
[–]viciousbreed 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I would assume it helps "set" the shape.
[–]discsid 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Yes, it sets the shape. The warm egg has too much shape memory.
[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Are you kidding? Kitch novelties are the backbone of American culture.
I'm more interested in who's logo that is (lower left).
[–]notanotherpyr0 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So wait I can stack my eggs with this?
[–]Colvanila 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My first thought was minecraft.
[–]preacher37 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
How else are you going to make sure your egg doesn't roll off your counter? Obviously, really.
[–]donatj 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I actually have one, I use it once in a while, I really like boiled eggs and I like things to stack properly.
[–]jhorphear 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I actually own one of those. Was a gag gift from a friend.
[–]i_lost_my_password 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
About fucking time!
[–]discsid 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I own two of these. My oldest son gets cubed eggs in his lunchbox, he loves it.
[–]smek2 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I wouldn't exactly call it a "market".
[–]nefffffffffff 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Neither did I but now I want one.
[–]Nilso 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Thank you, Capitalism!
[–]Damocles2010 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Eggs are ONLY oval so chickens' asses don't slam shut.....
[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's for easy shipping.
[–]LOL_SKEETER 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'm so pissed that I have one of these as well....including the original user manual and I didn't use it for 638 upvotes.... =(
[–]MelvinAramis 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's pretty ingenius when you think of it, it's a more compact egg basically. One step closer to finger food?
[–]l-rs2 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This is tailored to the Borg market.
[–]CaptainNibbles 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
They still make these. I wanted one so I googled it. Now I'm definitely buying one.
[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'll take twenty!
[–]MATHDRAGON 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I own this item. Never once have I summoned up the courage to use it.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
In China they are kinda crazy for these things. Square eggs, watermelons.. anything you can think of!
[–]biff24 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Holy crap! Thank you so much. I now know what this is. My grandma was cleaning and found this and asked me what it did and of course it stumped us both.
[–]papajohn56 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Looks like it'd be popular in Japan.
[–]Lancey 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Had one of these when I was a kid and it blew my mind. Square fucking eggs - my god, think of the possibilities!
[–]ApatheticDeveloper 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If I see this in minecraft I'm going to quit the game.
[–]shadowman42 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
well at least they don't roll?
[–]chonzi 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
wow looks egg-streme
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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