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[–]dreamparacite 59 points60 points ago

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Soon every scene in futurama will be made into images with captions, and then we can make it into a giant .gif

[–]appealtoprobability 46 points47 points ago

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WITH SOUND

[–]Gareth321 10 points11 points ago

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Then the cycle will be complete.

[–]DudeItsRay 0 points1 point ago

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A video?

[–]SlumpBuster 1 point2 points ago

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I have been looking for a way to add sound too my gif. Any suggestions?

[–]knullcon 2 points3 points ago

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Embed the .gif and .midi file on top of each other and when the page loads the .gif will start playing at the same time as the .midi file.

[–]Anon49 0 points1 point ago

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MIDI?..... I think he means voice gifs

[–]knullcon 3 points4 points ago

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problem with .vgifs is the loading time, so you kinda lose all the great progressive fast loading of the gif format.

[–]SlumpBuster 0 points1 point ago

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i was being sarcastic and referring to the thread where someone legitimately asked that questions.

though thanks for info, im sure it will help someone out.

[–]N4N4KI 3 points4 points ago

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gifsound.com

[–]HolyTak 6 points7 points ago

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I'll just leave this video here for you guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5uZDVFu3s&feature=related

[–]eppey1 22 points23 points ago

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best one-liner in all of futurama.

[–]CBSniper 33 points34 points ago

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Pretty sure... pretty sure that's a two-liner.

[–]mrfredman 12 points13 points ago

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I'm with you

My #1 favorite line in my #1 favorite episode

When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water...

[–]Spookaboo 8 points9 points ago

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Everyone was alright, but I cried all night

It blew my alphabet blocks out of order

[–]SHKEVE 5 points6 points ago

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And they said, "This boy's born to be a bureaucrat,

Born to be all obsessive and snotty,"

[–]co312 3 points4 points ago

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I made my friends and relations file long applications, to get into my 10th birthday party!

[–]Travis-Touchdown 3 points4 points ago

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BUt something changed when my man turned pro...

I was sortin' but I wasn't smilin'

[–]Cutsprocket 7 points8 points ago

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He forget that it's not about badges and ranks

It's supposed to be about the filing!

[–]Namaha 2 points3 points ago

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People! We didn't choose to be bureaucrats, no that's what our almighty ja-made us

We'd treat people like swine, and make 'em stand in line, even if nobody paid us!

[–]atomofconsumption 0 points1 point ago

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which episode?

edit: nevermind

[–]iSmurfed_You 0 points1 point ago

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Bite my glorious golden ass

[–]Travis-Touchdown 5 points6 points ago

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Requisition me a beat

[–]redditmeastory 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit, Hermes, just jump already! Stop hogging that healthy liver.

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know if I could pick a best line, but this one's definitely tied for first. I'm sure a lot of my favorite lines come from "The Farnsworth Parabox", though.

[–]nigrochinkspic 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite is when they're abandoning the Titanic and professor goes:

"Oh good there's enough escape pods, then we don't need to dress up as women and children"

[–]TurboFork 0 points1 point ago

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How can anyone possibly pick a single best line from Futurama?

[–]dingleberry85 0 points1 point ago

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It is one of those jokes that makes me laugh like a idiot every time I see it.

[–]laughtrey 9 points10 points ago

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The best moment of Futurama is between this and when bender is getting his body back from Reagan, he looks in the hotel window and says:

"Oh lala, GET A ROOM!" "We're already in a room!" "Well then lose some weight!"

Bender will be an asshole, you can't stop it.

[–]learn2die101 5 points6 points ago

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Thats a great one (definitely one of the best), but they were stealing his body back from Nixon, not Reagan.

[–]docblue 4 points5 points ago

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ahhh rooooooo

[–]learn2die101 2 points3 points ago

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Agnew, you belong to Dr. Wernstrom now.

[–]docblue 1 point2 points ago

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raaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr

[–]nigrochinkspic 1 point2 points ago

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"I'll sneak into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place - mwuaahahahaha!"

[–]MythicalLeopard 2 points3 points ago

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Also the part when Nixon takes the baby out of the compartment and kisses it and bender says something along the lines of " Great first he steals my body and now he's touching all my stuff.

[–]clashbuster 10 points11 points ago

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this was one of the few things that made me laugh uncontrollably

[–]bcpond 2 points3 points ago

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Why didn't he just use a suicide booth?

[–]SteffS 2 points3 points ago

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I have not a single doubt in my mind that if I saw someone about to jump in real life, I would not be able to stop myself from shouting "do a flip!"

[–]ComradeGiraffe 16 points17 points ago

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YEA, I SAW THAT PART TOO!

[–]WiiMachinE -5 points-4 points ago

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Just downvote it if you have a problem with it. No need to be rude.

[–]DanHulton 5 points6 points ago

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Getting a little tired of people postin' pics that are just parts of a show, though. I'm with the giraffe on this one.

Dear Reddit, learn to creative.

[–]tempbuyingaccount 4 points5 points ago

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hmmm, a lot of complaining for someone who only submits links to one site...

[–]WiiMachinE 5 points6 points ago

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I'm a little tired to but that is what the downvote button is for. Also it reminded me of this part and I laughed so I think it was ok. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions though. My opinion is I am much more annoyed by the people complaining about the post that the one who posted it in the first place.

[–]Is_Too_Damn 2 points3 points ago

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Need something to break a conversation? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]touchcoma 2 points3 points ago

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Also, the "you just posted this for karma" shit makes me want to rip spines out of people.

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

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This one time, I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel

[–]docblue 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, yes

[–]binslasheles 1 point2 points ago

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i regret nothing

[–]1878NH 1 point2 points ago

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"-You thinking what I'm thinking? -Aim for the bushes."

[–]CJSparky 0 points1 point ago

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Between this quote and the futurama flip thing, I can't think of anything else when I hear about someone jumping off a building.

[–]AduroNox 2 points3 points ago

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But there wasn't even an awning!

[–]toy205 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like where the photos are it's hermies saying "do a flip" when bender is saying it. But I still laughed anyways.

[–]docblue 1 point2 points ago

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i feel the same way. second pic should be a close-up on bender. someone fix this. my editing skills suck at best or i would do it myself

[–]SilverZZ 1 point2 points ago

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episode?

[–]bil992 1 point2 points ago

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Season 2, Episode 11

"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

Wikipedia link

[–]notsoeviltwin 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet gorilla of Manila!!

[–]cuppajoe 1 point2 points ago

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2 seconds to find

What is this trend of captioning pics??!!

[–]petemate 1 point2 points ago

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Use another method that won'd damage your liver! Other people need it, you know!

[–]TurboFork 1 point2 points ago

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She loved me because of the part of me that's a slob and I loved her because of the part of me that's desperate.

[–]blind_bamboo 0 points1 point ago

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My reaction to emo teens with empty threats

[–]Tripleshadow 0 points1 point ago

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If I were to jump off a building, I'd definitely attempt some crazy flips. Go out big.

[–]mitchandre 0 points1 point ago

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This is why the police won't let the public get too close to a jumper.

[–]marvel120 0 points1 point ago

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Literally my favorite quote from the show

[–]360slamdunk 0 points1 point ago

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I quote this when ever I see a friend high up on a ledge or something

I hope they dont take me seriously...though it would be rad

[–]Benjamizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Single greatest futurama moment... I had a chance to say this once and was met with poker faces... gdammit

[–]Eff_Tee 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that was a joke they made alright.

[–]pluckypluot 0 points1 point ago

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By the by, r/futurama exists!

[–]NothingCleverAtAll 0 points1 point ago

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This was the ONLY moment of television I laughed at so hard it made me piss in my pants.

[–]Carlbodenham 0 points1 point ago

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Outta me way, wife!

[–]ledzep4life -1 points0 points ago

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do a barrel roll.

[–]highTrolla -1 points0 points ago

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So it's come down to posting random funny screenshots of cartoons in inappropriate subreddits. I hate to admit that reddit is dead, but that's mostly cause I can't go back to digg.

[–]FBX112 -1 points0 points ago

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Why post this? Why not make it into something creative by yourself?

Why the hell is this being upvoted!