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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 43 points44 points ago

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Wow I completely misread this as "My feeling inside a girl when she sits on me in class." The gif still kind of made sense.

[–]carvex 14 points15 points ago

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Yay lysdexia!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 17 points18 points ago

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Dyslexics untie!

[–]xenmaster4 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jesusapproves 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I read that properly? Either way, I too screwed up everything and didn't even see "class" I just saw something about a girl, sitting, feeling inside, and my perverse mind made a vagina joke.

[–]Jooshbag 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it was on the second read that I actually realized what it said.

[–]cixelsydmi 0 points1 point ago

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Checking in late to the party!

[–]Calber4[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Sex Dislya!

[–]cocaina 5 points6 points ago

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Sheriff Kathy!

[–]Jojo1jojo 4 points5 points ago

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Floaters grab a life vest!

[–]busydoinnothin 4 points5 points ago

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No one is gonna get in between me and MY man...

[–]Jojo1jojo 0 points1 point ago

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Except maybe Danielle...

[–]Karmangler 31 points32 points ago

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This image looks familiar:

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[–]acpawlek 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if it issues an automatic downvote.

[–]Calexica 5 points6 points ago

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For those that are interested, the gif is from CBS' show Big Brother (last season). She'a a deputy from Texarkana.

Do not ask me why I know this.

[–]TheTrevLife 4 points5 points ago

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Because she was one of the worst contestants to ever exist on the TV Show.. Besides Adam this season. Fuck Adam. And Fuck Jordan too. They both deserve absolutely shit.

[–]profnutbutter 6 points7 points ago

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My thoughts when a girl sits next to me in class: "Oh, good. I don't look as much like a rapist as I thought."

[–]PolarClybourn 2 points3 points ago

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And then they move to the seat next to me. Thank you sir!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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So your inner person is a girl?

[–]Forthewolfx 1 point2 points ago

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That explains the high pitched scream when she sat next to him...

[–]subscribe-by-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe OP is a girl.

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago

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Ack ack!

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[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

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Tell my wife I said 'hello'

[–]missfrenchpress 3 points4 points ago

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The gif is kind of creepy to watch over and over...her face just...grows..

[–]ColdChemical 1 point2 points ago

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the high framerate doesn't help.

[–]pluffmudpie 0 points1 point ago

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At first I read "framerate" with an exotic pronunciation, much like fragile.

[–]youremomsoriginal 3 points4 points ago

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If only there were girls in any of my classes. Damn engineering.

[–]cheddarhead 2 points3 points ago

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I know that feel bro

[–]dnshnd 1 point2 points ago

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As an engineering major (my classes generally have a ~30:1 male to female ratio) I know exactly what you mean.

[–]kt00na 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I imagined the noise the monster in Amnesia makes coming out of her mouth. I'm never sleeping again.

[–]KSTARRATSK 1 point2 points ago

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This is from U.S. Big Brother Season 12. Her name is Kathy Hillis.

[–]pheel23 0 points1 point ago

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it's an odd reference,,,,no? Not that you are wrong that is Kathy from BB

[–]shreym13 2 points3 points ago

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This makes me shit in my pants every time.

[–]jillybooty 4 points5 points ago

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That is a most unfortunate reaction to a .gif. I'm picturing you innocently browsing reddit when you open this pic, shit all over the place, "aww not again"

[–]shreym13 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! That's pretty much exactly what happened. I tried to close the window, but I just couldn't make it in time.

[–]ShenaniganCannon 1 point2 points ago

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Woah...creepy inside

[–]hivoltage815 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is the moment I realize I'm too old for Reddit now.

[–]Goobersmoocher 1 point2 points ago

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Alternatively: "My reaction when I found out the party had Hot Pockets"

[–]Killbunny90210 1 point2 points ago

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GOD WAT

Does someone have a warped/scary version of this .gif?

[–]Scribblenerd 3 points4 points ago

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Forever Alone

[–]mnighm 0 points1 point ago

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You want to eat their face?

[–]FriendlyZombies 0 points1 point ago

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BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

[–]Tatooa 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one that imagines her face with no skin? It's just, with the teeth and the eyes... no skin at all is a close step after.

[–]FriendlyZombies 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. I'm gonna go with yes on this one.

[–]FBGMadjutant 0 points1 point ago

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sweet jesus in a birch bark canoe, its coming right at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]myusernamestaken 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me angrier every time i watch it.

[–]MegatonBeard 0 points1 point ago

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DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! KILL IT

[–]Jooshbag 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if this is relevant or not. Just saw this on another post moments ago.

[–]calm_collective 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda like The Mummy.

[–]bunbun2 0 points1 point ago

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You cut off the part when she eats the person sitting next to her.

[–]dudewazup654 0 points1 point ago

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I hope she doesn't look like the woman in the gif.

[–]Randompaul 0 points1 point ago

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Ask her to marry you next time.

[–]thereal_me 0 points1 point ago*

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Thank you!

Archived for further research.

[–]drumcowski 0 points1 point ago

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COULD NOT STOP WATCHING HER EYES

[–]Kuonji 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thebork -1 points0 points ago

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And Bilbo Baggins when he wants the ring...or a girl sits next to him in class.

[–]AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA -2 points-1 points ago

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You'll grow out of it

[–]Dugrall -1 points0 points ago

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THE FEAST BEGINS.