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Thou shalt not smile (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by treebog
[–]Renovatio_ 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
well shit, it looks like gaychristianmingle.com is already taken.
[–]beason4251 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
that .... actually exists ...
[–]dseftu 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
"Meet Christian Single Gay Men for that right relationship, date or a hot quickie that could lead to something more...Let God find that perfect match for you."
[–]tidder112 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
"You cannot send this smile to users of the opposite gender"
[–]Renovatio_ 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
How else are you going to find "God's Match for You" if you're a gay christian?
[–]G59 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
It's like they're TRYING to remind people of homosexuality all the time.
[–]mavriksfan11 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
I KNOW! IT'S SO HARD NOT TO BE GAY, I MEAN THE DEVIL IS TEMPTING ME WITH VIRGIN BUTTHOLES LEFT AND RIGHT!
[–]LSDream 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
It helps them normalise the priests behavior
[–]JackRawlinson 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yeah. It's not so much that they're a bunch of screaming bigots, it's just that offensive way they shove it in our faces all the time!
[–]Monstermash042 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So help us if they ever find another "cause" to take up.
[–]jackblack2323 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
ohhhhhhh shit
I think i'm gay now.
[–]Brobeast 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
:)
[–]Bonkmaster 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
:3
[–]iDunTrollBro 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
WHAT IS THAT FACE
[–]Noxfag 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Catface :3
[–]thisguy012 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It's actually like a cute anime face :3 sorry no balls
[–]Bonkmaster 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
it's not an anime face... it resembles a cat face and expresses jubilation, it does not represent japenese cartoons with bad animation.
[–]Bonkmaster -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago*
there are massive amounts of downvotes in the face
[–]He11razor 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
If they're showing a smile icon when you're browsing dudes, design fail.
[–]mishagale 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I don't think Rachelle is a dude somehow.
[–]treebog[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
not my pic
[–]istoleyourpope 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
We know. It's a repost.
[–]beason4251 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Because you clearly can't smile at a member of the same sex without it being sexual
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
No, you must only frown and say, "good day!"
[–]Cheeseyx 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Clearly the most polite greeting between heterosexual men is a good morning ass-slap, a good afternoon bout of buttsex, or a good evening round of cuddling.
I will have none of this "smiling" bullshit on my internet.
[–]mcbunn 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Good...day..
goo..ay
goay
GAY! AUGH!
[–]Ishmael999 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I said good day!
[–]aworldwithoutshrimp 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
so which smile can you send to members of the same gender?
[–]Taedirk 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
You can only give them a downward nod to politely acknowledge their existence or an upward nod to casually acknowledge their existence. It's the difference between "hello" and "yo".
[–]Carbon_Deadlock 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
We should make accounts on this site and troll. I just made one; my username is: ChristianHottiesYum
EDIT: Wow, should've figured it wouldn't be free. Nevermind :|
[–]SailTheTwoSeas 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Go see if GayChristianButtSecks is taken!
[–]GayChristianButtsex 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
not anymore
[–]Bonkmaster 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
i shall
[–]GayChristianButtsex 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
bonkmaster is the best redditor ever
[–]Bonkmaster 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
fuck yeah I am guy who's totally not me
[–]GayChristianButtsex -10 points-9 points-8 points 1 year ago
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[–]iDunTrollBro 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Wat
[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]grundee 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure that was a commandment.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Sorry, but
repost
[–]treebog[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Same with 99.99% of everything on /r/atheism
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I posted the original for the first time just a few days ago. Too soon, man, too soon.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
True. Just said in a different way. :{P
[–]iamnotsamneill 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
can you send a wink?
[–]trollme 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Dude, now you have to marry him! Oh... never mind... sigh
[–]TheTacticalApe 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
first thought: "Dude, wtf? what if you're friends? you can't smile at the same sex?" second thought: "Oh, yeah, they're christians, no homo."
[–]ZoeBlade 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Wow, even the Pet Shop Boys dared to smile once in a while...
[–]Son_of_the_Morning 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
How stereotypical.
"I don't find logical answers in Christianity. I better find my answers off religion."
What a perspective!
[–]SCUBA_Owl 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
how many you (/r/atheism) are on this website?
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create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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