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[–]redditallreddy 62 points63 points ago

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I find I really can't eat baby face without ketchup.

[–]I_CAN_HAS_LEMONS 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck ketchup! It gets in the way of that new bebeh smell

[–]kj_ 2 points3 points ago

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[–]InsertOneLiner 2 points3 points ago

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omg that kid is miserable

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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Only if the mother isn't there. They tend to find ketchup very offensive.

[–]redditallreddy 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot believe how sexist your statement is, you racist!

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe how elitist your statement is, you anarchist!

[–]redditallreddy 0 points1 point ago

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Antichrist?!?

[–]Thumbz8 4 points5 points ago

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Dirty bicyclist!

[–]redditallreddy 0 points1 point ago

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Word abuser!

[–]mk2vrdrvr 23 points24 points ago

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As a dad,I can confirm that this is a good father move.

[–]daveybaron 7 points8 points ago

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I have done this to my child just as my father did to me and his father before that.

[–]flaccid_member 1 point2 points ago

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Spilling ketchup is hereditary in my family too

[–]I_CAN_HAS_LEMONS 0 points1 point ago

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Then I shall not be mixing my genes with you kind sir. Good day.

[–]rtothewin 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say this, upvotes!

[–]delllover 20 points21 points ago

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Babies: the alternative to napkins.

[–]irrelevant_informant 20 points21 points ago

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what? no.. you can't wipe your ass with a ba...

holy hell.

[–]lionsandbears 6 points7 points ago

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you only really wipe your ass with napkins when there's nothing else available. same goes for babies.

[–]kukamunga 9 points10 points ago

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What no one realizes is... that's not his baby

[–]JanoMano 7 points8 points ago

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Father of the Century

[–]HarassmentPanda 14 points15 points ago

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I am uncomfortable.

[–]addisonclark 4 points5 points ago

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ha, reminds me of the time when i was at work (restaurants) and a guy sat at a high-top table with a baby in one of those baby-carrier-front-bag things -- and before he bit into his burger, he carefully placed a napkin gently over his baby's head, scarfed down his meal and went on his way.

[–]grrrangryduck 2 points3 points ago

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ah the ketchup excuse a personal favorite "oh no! whoops! i dropped this ketchup on this babies face, guess i HAVE to lick his face!"

[–]shmusername 4 points5 points ago

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Rory?

[–]mynameisdave 0 points1 point ago

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River?

[–]elliottsaysjump 2 points3 points ago

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shock horror this isnt a pun post. just came to say i laughed.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

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Ketchup or Catsup?

[–]space_roast 2 points3 points ago

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Said in best C. Montgomery Burns voice...

[–]gnomemage7 0 points1 point ago

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Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Doug and Arthur.

[–]nordee 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just gonna say it:

I have eaten food that has been IN my kid's mouth.

[–]dreamersoftenlie 1 point2 points ago

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he needs to lick in a downwards motion so the ketchup doesn't get in the kids eye!

[–]lgodsey 1 point2 points ago*

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What? That's not that bad.

[–]Captain_Norway 1 point2 points ago

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Looks kinda like Jim Halpert...

[–]ketchy_shuby 1 point2 points ago

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If he was a good father he would have slathered his baby with mustard and relish too.

[–]mauvinen 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a father. It's a normal baby eating atheist ;)

[–]nomios 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat.

[–]mamap31 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god, don't get ketchup on that Ergo. THose things are expensive!

[–]Furthur 0 points1 point ago

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Blair whatshisface from G4tv?

[–]ZeMoose 0 points1 point ago

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He's just feeding his baby as the birds do, trying to keep him/her grounded in the natural world.

[–]Bebop351 0 points1 point ago

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be a good father: lick your baby today!

[–]InternetsWasYes 0 points1 point ago

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That baby looks delicious!

[–]Franny_Pack 0 points1 point ago

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That dad looks like Jim from The Office.

And excellent parenting! I approve

[–]The_lolness 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a feeling someone is going to photoshop this.

[–]Hackiedit 0 points1 point ago

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Or it already is?

[–]beachboxrealty 0 points1 point ago

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this is the most adorable baby. Makes me want another one!

[–]kevmo77 0 points1 point ago

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I totally have the same baby carrier.

[–]FatCat433 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like Ed Helms and John Krazinski had a baby and then it grew up and spilled ketchup on a baby and then it liked the ketchup off the baby and then the baby looked at me.

[–]gazow 0 points1 point ago

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If you play the image backwards, he throws up on the baby

[–]Kaos99 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmmm...eyeball sauce

[–]WTFasshats 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that he looked like a shaggy Jim Halpert until I zoomed in on the picture. Disappointed now.

[–]NoneTheKaiser 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that Gerard Butler?

[–]baccart 0 points1 point ago

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He is doing it wrong. Licking up like that will cause the ketchup to end up in child's eye. And therefore, wasting some of the precious ketchup.

[–]veni_vidi_defui 0 points1 point ago

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Unless he goes down on the kid like a Popsicle, he still has to wipe the kids face for remains, better to use the sandwich to wipe the kids face and eat your sandwich the way it was supposed to be.

[–]merirosvoja 0 points1 point ago

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Where did this picture come from? I think I know the guy in it

[–]waxedarmpits 0 points1 point ago

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baby that cries out ketchep? i'll pay 1,000,000 for that baby.

[–]FunnyUpvoteForYou 0 points1 point ago

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That's one way to get off a girls list in the porn industry.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that chunk of ketchup is going straight into the babies eye

[–]karlmaloan 0 points1 point ago

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egg is like chicken baby, so when you eat egg, think about eatin baby.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The look on that kid's face is priceless.

[–]ihearthumanhands 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sweet jesus I thought the baby's eye was falling out.

[–]upvoteforyouhun -1 points0 points ago

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If you make me laugh, you get an upvote.

[–]denonsully -1 points0 points ago

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What a bundle of love.

[–]DariusBlack -1 points0 points ago

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EATING BABY NOT MAKE YOU GOOD FATHER

[–]greggvl -1 points0 points ago

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A good dad always keeps his kid's hemangioma clean.

[–]AllGirlsAreWhores -1 points0 points ago

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Gerard Butler has a baby?

[–]redditdoo -1 points0 points ago

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negative points for a great call?

[–]zeepee23 -1 points0 points ago

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is that the guy from blow

[–]cive666 -4 points-3 points ago

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This man is clearly about to start the process of kidnapping or raping or killing this baby or even all three. The ketchup is the distraction.

[–]only_gets_downvoted -1 points0 points ago

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lol hes eating her out