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[–]must_think_quick 14 points15 points ago

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Is that the Foresthill bridge?

[–]katzrawsum 2 points3 points ago

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I was just thinking the same thing! I laughed at that sign last time I drove over it, so the evidence suggests that it is.

[–]pahlmitchell 1 point2 points ago

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Def looks the part, I'm saying yes.

[–]gueriLLaPunK 1 point2 points ago

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Yup! And if you're a local redditor, you should come and join us at r/Sacramento

[–]must_think_quick 1 point2 points ago

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Ya I live like literally 10 minutes away from the river there! I'm definitely gonna join that subreddit now.

[–]drolsoncat 1 point2 points ago

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same. well i am now in college in LA, but was born and raised in auburn

[–]must_think_quick 0 points1 point ago

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Alright another auburn person! I wonder how many of us there are...

[–]gueriLLaPunK 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome! We could use some new blood.

new...delicious blood...

[–]must_think_quick 0 points1 point ago

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Annnnnnd off the front page... Naw you'll have to do more then that to scare me off.

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[–]must_think_quick 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!.... I think

[–]95555 1 point2 points ago

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just found out to this sub, subscribed now.

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[–]must_think_quick 0 points1 point ago

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Hell ya! We need an auburn meetup haha

[–]desquibnt 80 points81 points ago

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Insert Sarah Jessica Parker joke here

[–]obidan -5 points-4 points ago

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That's exactly why I clicked on the comments. Upvotes for beating me to the punch.... by quite awhile. =)

[–]ccm139 -5 points-4 points ago

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Hahahaha ex-fucking-xactly

[–]lordmalifico 20 points21 points ago

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I see that mask all over the place, where can I get one?

[–]outofcontextcomment 13 points14 points ago

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We should all get one and then decide on a day where we wear them in public.

[–]Mtownsprts 11 points12 points ago

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The day the horses stood up?

[–]sharkd 4 points5 points ago

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Here.
I've been trying to convince myself not to buy one but I'm running out of reasons.

[–]scoops22 0 points1 point ago

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I've been looking EVERYWHERE for a place that ships this to Canada. Only shops I've found are sold out! Anyone know a place? (I'm in Montreal if there's a brick and mortar that has it)

[–]March_of_the_Strelok 1 point2 points ago

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Amazon has them (at least the UK one does/did), they were about £10 each (inc. vat), worth every penny.

[–]lordmalifico 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, buddy

[–]zulhadm -1 points0 points ago

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Celebrity mask store probably. Haven't seen a store dedicated to sex in the city before

[–]lordmalifico 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaa!

[–]nebfeega 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Shadoblak 1 point2 points ago

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That was amazing.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

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What city is this in?

[–]bloed 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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why?

[–]infalliblefallacy 7 points8 points ago

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Horses always make a wedding better! http://i.imgur.com/sKlC9.jpg

[–]PIMaynard 6 points7 points ago

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To that sign, I say neigh.

[–]crocco 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]whoneedsmeme[S] -3 points-2 points ago*

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What is the best way to describe yourself Crocco?

[–]crocco -1 points0 points ago

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Ha dick.

[–]bluntinstrument 1 point2 points ago

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I love those masks. If I met a chick insane enough to wear one I'd...well, I'd probably run because she's insane.

[–]thefarkinator 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of a .gif:

http://i.imgur.com/vWUoS.gif

[–]jerronimo 1 point2 points ago

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Forest Hill Bridge?

[–]TheMadMule 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]impossibleishtard 0 points1 point ago

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Well played clerk... well played

[–]not1138 0 points1 point ago

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huell howser just taught me about that bridge, and it was AMAZING!

[–]thatsloanboy 0 points1 point ago

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It's Nick Bottom!

[–]whitetzor 0 points1 point ago

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The music video for Blow by Ke$ha has a ton of these i believe...just thought i'd let everyone know that thought they were cool

[–]Berkel 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't say anything about sexy horses.

[–]ccm139 0 points1 point ago

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Before you even took this picture you knew this would gather attention on reddit, so well done!

[–]ForeverUnclean 0 points1 point ago

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Horse masks fucking creep me out for some reason.

[–]psclafani 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck your Mitsubishi.

[–]ericphilbin 0 points1 point ago

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If you're wondering, it's this bridge.

[–]95555 0 points1 point ago

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yep, foresthill bridge in auburn, ca

[–]blasphemology 0 points1 point ago

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i've a horse outside

[–]princessbananas 0 points1 point ago

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TIL horses can look surprised.

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WeaselLatte 0 points1 point ago

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Post this in r/HorseMask

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, that exists?

[–]WeaselLatte 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. I started it and shamelessly trying to promote it.

[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point ago

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///ghlorrhbh m~~~~dogsmountain(((((((((()) x.

[–]Britishpride21 0 points1 point ago

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Forest Hill Bridge is fucking scary.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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No it isn't. It's a fucking bridge. And it isn't even that long, it's just tall.

[–]crd06d 0 points1 point ago

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She has a nice body but she has a horse face, but I would still do it.

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[–]hpkuarg 10 points11 points ago

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Would HAVE, please!

[–]Markaz 7 points8 points ago

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that is her...

[–]onlyadequate -1 points0 points ago

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we don't take kindly to your kind around here

[–]Purjomannen -1 points0 points ago

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And Sarah Jessica Parker never crossed that bridge.

[–]Urizen23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Man, they shouldn't discriminate against Sarah Jessica Parker like that...

[–]The_Full_On_Rapist -2 points-1 points ago

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oh Mrs. Parker, you so silly

[–]JohnnyTostado -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck the Po-lice!

[–]mcknopfler -1 points0 points ago

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Yo bro, looks like your mum will have to find another way across

[–]Johnny_sniper -1 points0 points ago

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I'd ride that horse.

[–]beermepodcast -1 points0 points ago

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11 Sarah Jessica Parker jokes to this point.

[–]learnebonics -3 points-2 points ago

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I'd so bang that horse...

[–]B_S_O_D -4 points-3 points ago

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But that's Sarah Jessica Parker!

[–]werferofflammen -1 points0 points ago

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Thats not trolling.

[–]ragingbull45 -2 points-1 points ago

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good old sarah jessica parker

[–]d17damics -2 points-1 points ago

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so no sarah jessica parker?

[–]gtechIII -3 points-2 points ago

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Poor Sarah.

[–]Viirus -1 points0 points ago

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What if you're hung like a horse >:)