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[–]DaNReDaN 105 points106 points ago

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dawwwww. everytime.

[–]IIdsandsII 4 points5 points ago

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In Bill Cosby's voice no less.

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[–]whatthehelpp 9 points10 points ago

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Upvote for dedicated upvoting in spite of being a throwaway account.

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[–]Furfire 10 points11 points ago

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durn reddit hipsters

[–]viralizate 0 points1 point ago

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I'm starting to suspect reddit is 4 or 5 people with a lot of novelty accounts.

[–]doinit4lulz 22 points23 points ago

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Why are cats so cute on the internet but in real life such assholes? Every time I see something like this I want to get a cat.

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[–]Robbuffet 5 points6 points ago

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I used to hate cats until last year my roommate got 2 cats. I hated the idea at first, but after a week I was in love with those cats.

[–]kujustin 1 point2 points ago

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When I was little (maybe 4-6?) my grandparents had a cat that would wait for all the adults to leave the room and then attack me. No joke. My mom finally believed me and watched through this little opening from the kitchen to see that it was true.

[–]IslamIsTheLight 0 points1 point ago

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This is entirely true. My cousin's cat used to act like a little cunt to me all the time because she neglected the hell out of it. The little fucker would claw and bite me if I tried to pet him, he never spoke or purred, EVER. Didn't sit in laps, none of that shit.

Then my aunt takes him in, and now he's incredibly loving, purrs, speaks, loves to sit in people's laps, and is generally awesome. All because my aunt gives him attention and takes care of him.

[–]Farfecknugat 4 points5 points ago*

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Adopt from a shelter and pick the cat that looks the most aloof. Also after just about any house cat is asleep for more than 20 minutes, poking them or touching their chest will make them wake up, stretch and go back to sleep. Cats that hide from people or are assholes can warm up to specific people but it takes time and works best if the cat can tolerate atleast one other person

[–]mostseriousface 1 point2 points ago

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Some cats, like mine, have anxiety issues with strangers. He's an asshole to anyone who doesn't live in the house, so everyone assumes we put up with a nasty cat. When it's just us and the dogs, he's constantly laying on our stomachs, flopping on our feet, and begging the dogs to wrassle.

[–]madamimadamimadam 58 points59 points ago

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That's so cute I want to punch myself in the nuts.

[–]dlq84 11 points12 points ago

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Don't forget to post the video on reddit

[–]partysnatcher 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Infidel_Grey 1 point2 points ago

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"It's so fluffy I THINK IM GOING TO DIE"

[–]Ejvind 0 points1 point ago

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Spat juice EVERYWHERE.

[–]zenerix 27 points28 points ago

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You know what? Fuck you cat and your stupidly cute face. ARGH WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?!

[–]KillYourselfFucker 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah. FUCK YOU CAT.

[–]bamfusername 3 points4 points ago

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You're just asking for I_RAPE_CATS to show up

[–]dafragsta -2 points-1 points ago

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That cat just talked.

[–]dafragsta 4 points5 points ago

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it's the big retarded fluffy feet that completely cover his stupid cute face that does it every time.

[–]seroia 0 points1 point ago

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He's hiding from the scary poking finger!

[–]applesauce91 6 points7 points ago

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Been there, man. I feel you, cat.

[–]Vordoth 10 points11 points ago

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facepaw

[–]LaTreJohnson 7 points8 points ago

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I SO WANT THAT KITTY!!!!!!

[–]rdmorley 2 points3 points ago

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What kind of cat is that?

[–]psychotropia 8 points9 points ago

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Diabeetus kitten.

[–]Cuntacular 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone else see the cat as laying between a woman's spread legs, and a tiny penis coming to attack it? And then the cat defends the pussy home base? Anyone?

[–]beeztrain 2 points3 points ago

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did anyone else think that cat was sticking out of a butthole. seriously. take another look at it.

[–]shootinputin 2 points3 points ago

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1000 internets for the one who links video of this

[–]egg-bland-annabelle 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Derpelle 1 point2 points ago

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awh!!!

[–]fourletterword 1 point2 points ago

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You woke up the ewok.

[–]darkrock 1 point2 points ago

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[–]derpaherpa 0 points1 point ago

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Intense facepalm

[–]dlq84 3 points4 points ago

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Intense facepaw

FTFY

[–]Yetee 0 points1 point ago

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Damn cats, always get me.

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 0 points1 point ago

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Double facepalm.

[–]HellGaBho 0 points1 point ago

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cuuuuuute

[–]vapidly 0 points1 point ago

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baaaaaaaaaaawwwww

[–]aejrerhae 0 points1 point ago

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fake

[–]fte 0 points1 point ago

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I want a cat so bad. Always had one until now. My wife is allergic. Tough luck.

[–]Describe 0 points1 point ago

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It's Fuckin' Monday..

[–]TeletextPear 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read this in Randy Marsh's voice?

[–]Soundproof81 0 points1 point ago

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Quick! Someone x-post this straight to r/aww right away!

Edit: Oh wait.

[–]m0llusk 0 points1 point ago

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If this had a more descriptive title like kitten wakes up or some such then it would be easier to avoid the duplication. Headlines like this are intentionally misleading, hoping to get clicks and positive responses.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel every time I wake up. Woe is me.

[–]goldfishey 0 points1 point ago

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Just remember, don't feed it after midnight!

[–]Wingthor 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this all the time! Too cute, it's like he's trying to block out the light.

[–]I_get_downvoted -4 points-3 points ago

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Sometimes I wish my dick was smaller so I could fuck kittens

[–]hansoulow 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think so, Tim.

[–]patmcdoughnut 0 points1 point ago

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Is he doing this right?

[–]boxingrabbit -1 points0 points ago

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He's like "whaaa.... BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH POW!"

[–]mko1991 -1 points0 points ago

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ISH SHO KYUUUTEE!

[–]StannieDum -1 points0 points ago

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You are owed my sincerest apologies.

I fell asleep while browsing Reddit the other night. Must've rolled on phone and downvoted this link.

The thing is, I fucking love this shit.

Anyway, the issue has been resolved with a hearty upvote.

And for the record, those who downvoted this on purpose are all caca-heads.