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Nobody ever asks.. how's waldo? (30.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]beta_vulgaris 276 points277 points ago

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punchline in the title? poor form.

[–]specimen_3185 152 points153 points ago

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Not only punchline; entire joke.

[–]that_makes_no_sense 52 points53 points ago

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not only the entire joke; entire repost.

[–]omgsus 3 points4 points ago

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Right down to the repost comments. And the comments about the repost comments.

[–]mrvimes 16 points17 points ago*

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I didn't make that mistake when I posted this six months ago...

Edit: I just want to add that there are no hard feelings against the OP. I just wanted to provide my origi-post for relevance.

[–]roadbuzz 4 points5 points ago

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Plus: your one had the source.

[–]cubensis1984 0 points1 point ago

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YOUR face is a punchline

[–]FFUUUUU 37 points38 points ago

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Why's Waldo?

[–]AdamLovelace 4 points5 points ago

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That's what the bartender said, then he slid a gun and a single bullet across the bar.

[–]graysonkelly 2 points3 points ago

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"But will he ever find himself?"

[–]Goddamn_Wouter 21 points22 points ago

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More importantly: "Who's Waldo?" - http://i.imgur.com/rU2xU.jpg

[–]Goddamn_Wouter 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't look very good, I drew this very quickly.

[–]tj_w 11 points12 points ago

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how many times is this goddamn thing going to make frontpage

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Once a month forevermore.

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 2 points3 points ago

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I have a different concern about Waldo...

[–]akatsukix 2 points3 points ago

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How about not putting the punchline in the title?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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First we have to find you! Stop hiding so we can help, you poor bastard.

[–]safetycat 17 points18 points ago

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But his name is Wally....

[–]Sir_Rid_of_Tokingtom 8 points9 points ago

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IT'S WALLY GODDAMNIT

YOU ALL KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE

[–]waldito 0 points1 point ago

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It has simply two names. It all comes down to the country where you walsearch for him

[–]KazMux 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt he has ever asked how I am..

[–]iostream 1 point2 points ago

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Some people do!

[–]ofirissmart 1 point2 points ago

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This has been posted way too many times now.

[–]graysonkelly 1 point2 points ago

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But will he ever find himself?

[–]Vihaan 1 point2 points ago

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How would they know? They can't find him. It's not like I am going to ask someone else how Waldo is doing. They would just say, "I don't know. I haven't seen the fucker."

[–]GetHisWallet 1 point2 points ago

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Trapped in an endless pursuit, we forever search for a man who is clearly doing everything he can not to be found. Not once do we ask why we must find him, or more importantly: What is he hiding from?

[–]Anomonis 0 points1 point ago

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The giant finger coming to crush him.

[–]pannedcakes 1 point2 points ago

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Existential Waldo: Werner Herzog reads Vhere's Valdo

[–]virusporn 2 points3 points ago

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That looks a lot like a New Yorker cartoon. Is it?

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 5 points6 points ago

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It's a Ziggy!

[–]bookey23 1 point2 points ago

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"The pig says, 'my wife is a slut'."

[–]GregoireStFrancis 1 point2 points ago

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The artist has had quite a lot of work published in the New Yorker.

[–]ILikeLeptons 0 points1 point ago

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christ, what an asshole

[–]hurriedfashion -1 points0 points ago

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Can't be; it's too funny to be one.

[–]sayn 1 point2 points ago

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"Where's Waldo?"

"At the bar."

[–]Strongbad536 0 points1 point ago

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i wonder if he ever gets tired of hiding

[–]juru1876 0 points1 point ago

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Well he has to be hiding from Something..

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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It's your own fault, Waldo. You always have a big, goofy smile on your face whenever I see you in the crowd.

[–]spish 0 points1 point ago

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now I know to answer "at the bar" anytime someone asks...

[–]Gurphy 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just in the UK and Ireland that they call him Wally?

[–]glglglglgl 0 points1 point ago

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He has a variety of names depending on the country, but I'd assume that if it isn't changed for the local language, it would remain Wally like the originals.

[–]Balthamos 0 points1 point ago

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How much linear momentum does Waldo have?

[–]ShadowSkill 0 points1 point ago

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Where's someone that cares?

[–]LesEnfantsTerribles 0 points1 point ago

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I figure it would be more ''forever alonish'' if someone asked, ''Who's Waldo?''. He ain't got no friends.

[–]inspirestrikesback 0 points1 point ago

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maybe waldo is manic depressive, we know how he is....we just need to find him

[–]omgsus 0 points1 point ago

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Who's Waldo?

[–]killswithspoon 0 points1 point ago

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More like who's Waldo? Why do we care that he's missing. I say let him stay lost, he knew what he was getting into when he decided to take off and visit all these cool places that i'll never get to go to ever.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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That is because waldo is always seen smiling.

[–]inventingnothing 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe Waldo does not want to be found.

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 0 points1 point ago

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there he is, I found him! oh, wait, nope, that's just some black dude in a shirt and tie

[–]BZenMojo 0 points1 point ago

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Well, if we knew where you were, we'd ask you to your face.

[–]ramsay_baggins 0 points1 point ago

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In the UK he's called Wally, and the bad guy is Waldo.

[–]DrKilory 0 points1 point ago

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But nobody ever asks, What When Why How Where is Waldo? (Because it makes no goddamn sense that's why)

[–]zionistbastard -1 points0 points ago

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he made so much money he retired to Thailand.

[–]VortistheSlaver -1 points0 points ago

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BECAUSE WE CAN'T FUCKING FIND YOU TO ASK YOU!!!!!

[–]whyyoutaken -1 points0 points ago

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Why do you think I'm looking for the mofo!?!?

[–]devined_ -1 points0 points ago

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We cant ask him how he is if he is always hiding

[–]Mellyv -1 points0 points ago

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I found him at the bar last night! And I did ask him how he was! So, ha!

[–]sunamumaya -1 points0 points ago

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Nobody ever asks "Who's Waldo?"

(there are pathetic non-Americans such as I who don't have the faintest idea about who Waldo is)

[–]bluecalx2 1 point2 points ago

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Waldo isn't just an American thing. Actually he was originally British. He's usually a guy in red and white striped hat and shirt and glasses who hides in pictures for kids to try to find him. But there are several translations, so maybe you know him by a different name?

  • American & Canada - Waldo
  • British & Australian – Wally
  • Bulgarian – Уоли (Oo-oh-li)
  • Croatian – Jura
  • Czech – Valík
  • Danish – Holger
  • Dutch – Wallie
  • Estonian – Volli
  • French – Charlie
  • German – Walter
  • Hebrew – Efi
  • Hindi – Hetti
  • Hungarian – Vili
  • Icelandic – Valli
  • Japanese – ウォーリー (Wōrī, the Japanese pronunciation of "Wally")
  • Mandarin Chinese – 威利 (Wēilì)
  • Norwegian – Willy
  • Swedish – Valle

Source: Wikipedia

[–]waldito 1 point2 points ago

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G'old wikipedia, Thanks!

[–]skrewp -3 points-2 points ago

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First world problems.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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This should be a Rage Comic. Everything should be a Rage Comic.

I just realised: wouldn't it be cool if we converted all the Calvin & Hobbes strips into Rage Comics?

[–]waldito 0 points1 point ago

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FUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck Waldo.

[–]herp_de_derp -2 points-1 points ago

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Did you know in England it is called "Wheres Wally"

[–]fattony69 -2 points-1 points ago

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I found him; had to be said

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