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[–]oughtism 52 points53 points ago

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[–]Sabotage101 12 points13 points ago

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For those in search of the time, it's 11:50. I honestly found the gif more enjoyable. There's just people clapping, cheering, and playing shitty music the whole time.

[–]feyn2000 18 points19 points ago

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You didn't need to post that time. My special and highly sophisticated porn searching techniques have let me find it within seconds.

[–]mojonacho 4 points5 points ago

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Funny. Took me about 20 minutes.

[–]taustin95 0 points1 point ago

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I was finished after the first 30 seconds

[–]Nomagon 0 points1 point ago

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It only took me about 10

[–]mrstocks -4 points-3 points ago

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Shit, i was searching for that to reply...

[–]Clazzy 7 points8 points ago

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I've always wondered why pornos are so crappily scripted and acted.

[–]j12601 24 points25 points ago

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Yes, I too have wondered why an industry staffed mostly by drug addicted high school dropouts had trouble producing realistic acts of fiction...

[–]PoisonPeaches 3 points4 points ago

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and realistic acts of friction...

[–]BZenMojo 3 points4 points ago

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And questionable acts of diction.

[–]RobertZdarlight 1 point2 points ago

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Excuse me, but my sister is NOT a drug addict thank you very much.

[–]OldSpider 6 points7 points ago

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It's the porno paradox: "Even bad sex is pretty good, but even good porno is pretty bad."

[–]HowDoYouDo87 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you hear this?? I'm going to use it over and over again and need citation.

[–]OldSpider 1 point2 points ago

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It's a conjoined statement. It came from many places. Again and again. And again.

[–]TripperDay 6 points7 points ago

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Have you really?

[–]shoracer 3 points4 points ago

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watch that shit with hardcore techno playing in the background ten times funnier.

[–]insite 2 points3 points ago

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or the benny hill theme song

[–]Captain_Mustard 1 point2 points ago

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This is definitely the weirdest porno I have ever watched - even weirder than the bicycle repair one

[–]dQw4w9WgXcQ 14 points15 points ago

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did you ever watch the lemon stealing whore one?

[–]WoodsMD 5 points6 points ago

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Wow. I have. Why do I know what you're talking about?!

[–]Captain_Mustard 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, is it any good?

[–]dQw4w9WgXcQ 2 points3 points ago

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It's great. I've never seen any porn with a better script or more believable actors.

[–]monkeygame7 1 point2 points ago

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You made me lol with disgust at myself for knowing which one you're talking about

[–]AnAverageGuy 49 points50 points ago

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Link to original porn video? I kinda want to jerk off soon so let me know if anyone knows.

[–]Th3Marauder 21 points22 points ago

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Not sure if subtle novelty account

Or just a good comment.

[–]contspeel 1 point2 points ago

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Both?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 83 points84 points ago

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Play this

Watch gif.

Enjoy.

[–]CptAwesum 96 points97 points ago

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[–]RiotingPacifist 11 points12 points ago

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Somebody actually made that site‽

[–]logfella 3 points4 points ago

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...and it's awesome!

[–]sweetafton 4 points5 points ago

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A redditor made it after the GIFS-with sound thread.

[–]imtrappedinabox 1 point2 points ago

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Someone actually uses that punctuation mark?

[–]RiotingPacifist 0 points1 point ago

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the interobag‽

¡I replaced my caps-lock with a compose key just for stuff like this!

[–]Ragnrok 6 points7 points ago

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[–]hutch63 1 point2 points ago

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Freddie would so -approve of this.

[–]throwAwayObama 0 points1 point ago

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OMAMMDMAM OMMMGGGGG AMAZZZING I'M LIKE A TIGER DEFYING GRAVITY.

[–]torontoitguy 0 points1 point ago*

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Hahaha... This is too funny - this domain was registered 3 (THREE!!!) days after I checked it's availability and created a MUCH BETTER version of the site (which included a timeline with ability to record your own sounds....) Meh, back to my other 190123 ideas... :D Edit: http://picturl.com/new/gifget.php (date modified July 16th) lol

[–]buddyrubble -1 points0 points ago

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Logged in just to upvote you. This is it.

[–]Goof1232 -1 points0 points ago

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Tnx for posting that, i was about to do it. It's so much better with the music

[–]parkman 3 points4 points ago

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Somehow, this made me shift my focus to the guy on the left. I don't know if it has anything to do with it being Queen...

[–]FadedPoster 14 points15 points ago

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The guy on the left is a girl.

[–]DanTheManVan 5 points6 points ago

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I think he meant guy on the right.

[–]4VaginasInMyMouth 3 points4 points ago

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maybe he has a tumor, a tumor made my uncle's vision switch around like that

[–]FadedPoster 0 points1 point ago

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Is this actually a thing?

[–]Original_juju 0 points1 point ago

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My g-pa has it

[–]RunningInSquares 4 points5 points ago

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You deserve far more than a mere 34 upvotes for this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I will never be able to hear this song again without picturing this gif. Thank you (I think).

[–]Dillcol1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]UnZesteDeCitron 3 points4 points ago

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It's best from 2:05.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you very much man! I needed a good lul after a shocking day. Thanks again!

[–]flaccidnipples 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing your username made this infinitely more hilarious...

[–]FlimFlamStan 0 points1 point ago

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So Brian May really did use a Six Pence coin as a pick.

[–]Nurfy 0 points1 point ago

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6 hours later and every time I do this, I double up in laughter with tears streaming down my face.

[–]I0I0I0I 7 points8 points ago

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I wish I could find the one where there's two girls, one is laying on a table (I think) with the other standing bent over doing something to her when the guy attempts surprise buttseks on the second one. He puts the tip in, thrusts (in the wrong direction I guess because it seems to hit a wall in there). She winces and give him the the ultimate WTF look.

[–]TheThickestNobleman 3 points4 points ago

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r/tipofmypenis

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[–]wadecounty 1 point2 points ago

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what in the fuck?

[–]Se7en_ 0 points1 point ago

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The gif part happens at 11:54

[–]rwgordon 106 points107 points ago

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[–]foolfromhell 29 points30 points ago

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[–]BigLlamasHouse 12 points13 points ago

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Why did that gif make me start singing Cotton Eyed Joe?

[–]Toof 1 point2 points ago

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Because his features are very inbred and rat-like?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I'd see that stupid dance before... I got to give props t the girl in back who managed to watch that and NOT break rhythm laughing.

[–]mrb10nd3 5 points6 points ago

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I can't wait to attend your wedding feast your grace.

[–]geepy -5 points-4 points ago

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stop doing that.

[–]MosaicM80 -4 points-3 points ago

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So your saying you love it too?

[–]BarnabyJonze 26 points27 points ago

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Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[–]Slashur999 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Blacula 38 points39 points ago

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FUCK.

Of all the things I thought that might be, a giant motherfucking spider was not one of them.

[–]dxmdma 9 points10 points ago

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So glad I read this before I clicked on that link.

[–]Mr_Ected 8 points9 points ago

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[–]drunkentune 12 points13 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]Mr_Ected 29 points30 points ago

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Here, I'll make up for that. I swear on my life this isn't gross, or have anything to do with spiders (puppy licking a lime).

http://i.imgur.com/H3fAZ.gif

[–]drunkentune 5 points6 points ago

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The hate is slowly fading.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Little do they know the puppy ends up dying due to lime juice being toxic to puppies.

[–]BDaught 1 point2 points ago

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From spiders too.

[–]jeebusfeist 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK NO BRO!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of someone saying something along the lines:

"Fuck You" just can't express the amount of FUCK YOU I feel right now.

[–]verygoodyear 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you forever.

[–]Nyphur 0 points1 point ago

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GOOD LORD

[–]thomchristmas 4 points5 points ago

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Worth watching over just to see the face on the guy who appears from the far right. LOL indeed.

[–]ShittyComicTLDR 9 points10 points ago

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He is my favorite part of it. I feel like everyone is there to make a porn, except him. He is there to dance.

[–]UnZesteDeCitron 4 points5 points ago

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If sex was usually like this I'd do it way more.

[–]cheapshot 3 points4 points ago

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The dude pretending that decoration is a feather boa is having the best time.

[–]PartyOnAlec 21 points22 points ago

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Awesome gif. I'd recommend posting it to r/golden. It's a subreddit I started specifically for resposts.

[–]cookiebox123 7 points8 points ago

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That's not a fail; that girl who was dancing was really good though.

[–]JLow1864 2 points3 points ago

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That's weird I was aware of a chick getting fucked in the back but my eyes followed crazy dancing chick's eyes...

[–]U1tra 2 points3 points ago

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Suddenly my weekend plans don't seem that great. :(

[–]rda_Highlander 2 points3 points ago

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Russian porn is russian.

[–]nuker1110 15 points16 points ago

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Please, mark something NSFW if it is. Managed to close this JUST before my boss walked up.

[–]TarekIshmal -1 points0 points ago

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Yikes, glad you made it out alive!

[–]DownvotesEnsue 6 points7 points ago

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Wondering where the NSFW police are.

[–]joneightyfour 3 points4 points ago

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I was wondering where this post was, but now I've found you and all is right with the world again.

[–]jaryl 2 points3 points ago

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It's a weekend.

[–]DJbezoar 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus.. I'm always horrified by the expression on that girl with white dress. I always get the feelings she's looking directly at me.

[–]Falcoteer 1 point2 points ago

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That was... unexpected. And frightening. Don't think I'll be sleeping anytime soon. But I'm less worried about dying in a hurricane, at least, since I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]endline80 1 point2 points ago

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if someone could make epic sax guy the highlight of this gif, my life might be complete.

[–]lipplog 1 point2 points ago

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The look in that woman's eyes kills any sexual urge.

[–]texasjoe 1 point2 points ago

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Erry day I'm shufflin.

[–]friarflyer 1 point2 points ago

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Russia. Not even once.

[–]allwittynamesaregone 1 point2 points ago

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What isn't funny is the life choices they made which lead them to porn.

[–]Flat_corp 0 points1 point ago

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Yah... or they just said fuck it I'll do porn and make some easy cash. It's not like every single person in the sex industry went on a three year downward spiral of drugs booze and parties then hit the bottom and went, "Shit, looks like its gonna be porn for me."

[–]D4wn0ff473 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]RawrRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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its amazing that guy can keep his boner through that whole video.

[–]maxxspeed 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody know the story behind this? Is it a porn movie? Or just a great house party?

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[–]Matlock_ 1 point2 points ago

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well, it is still his favorite gif

[–]BaconChapstick 2 points3 points ago

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When this was first posted I challenged myself to fap to the whole video, not just the gif part. Mission accomplished.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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And after all these years i still don't know the source of that gif. Color me disappointed.

[–]Claypool2112 6 points7 points ago

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Just go look up every other time it was posted. Someone always ends up posting where it came from

[–]Fu_Man_Chu 1 point2 points ago

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Cocaine is a helluva drug

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[–]StGreve 0 points1 point ago

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Could be meth.

[–]nuker1110 1 point2 points ago

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could be some unholy hybrid of the three, taken with straight Everclear for good measure.

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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I've officially seen this gif too many times.

[–]bluntinstrument 0 points1 point ago

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the girl on the right looks like she's related to the crazy frog bros

[–]craigles 0 points1 point ago

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I've finally found the woman of my nightmares.

[–]gaffychicken 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot the NSFW.

[–]juvefury 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this gif a couple of times and it's the first time I noticed the dude that comes into the frame on the right side of the camera near the end of the gif. That gave it new life for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CHRIST! I wish there was a NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111! Tag cause I usually disregard but today I am truly disapoint

[–]DingDong24 0 points1 point ago

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haha am currently listening to Mr. Tambourine Man , and when i clicked on this i couldn't help but laugh. i suggest you try it for a nice laugh

[–]Andrikas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]omnipotant 0 points1 point ago

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...I...

nevermind.

[–]shadowlands339 0 points1 point ago

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there is no way she is not on drugs

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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thank you, i just got fired

[–]older_than_lolcatz 0 points1 point ago

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luvs me some lucie

[–]luckycypher 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck, thats the funniest fucking shit I've seen all week.

[–]megustareddito -5 points-4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]alphabravo221 -1 points0 points ago

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cocaine is hell of a drug