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[–]Ih8sn0w 12 points13 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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[–]slyguy183 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, I wonder if they all get dick kicked.

[–]Efanito 29 points30 points ago

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[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 12 points13 points ago

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Right one is Cartman?

[–]Efanito 2 points3 points ago

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Heh, because of the hat...

Disclaimer: I feel somewhat elated to be getting a reply from you.

[–]CrazyMcfobo 3 points4 points ago

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Cartman Rapeface, should be a rageface.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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If it's his first name it should be Erik Rapeface

[–]flaccid_member 0 points1 point ago

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Right one is Chinese

[–]Amberburry 0 points1 point ago

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I've missed you.

[–]360walkaway 5 points6 points ago

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[–]drharrison 14 points15 points ago

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WHY COULD I NEVER FIND THAT CANDY?? It always looked so god-damned good.

[–]animalcule 13 points14 points ago

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when i was about five i read that book every day because the candy looked DELICIOUS... ;_;

[–]CulinarilySpeaking 1 point2 points ago

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The round things that brother bear is eating! What are they?! Oh, how I longed to just pour those round colorful things into my mouth like that. And papa's eating cotton candy out of his hand? Doesn't he know what happens when you try that? These were my childhood thoughts.

[–]reallivenerd 0 points1 point ago

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I am glad i am not the only one who thought this. I actually had forgotten about this but now i remember and that empty longing in me is somewhat filled.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Kinglink 12 points13 points ago

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btw that book was about the bears eating candy and junk food and mama bear was grumpy about it.

Meanwhile in real if a mama bear bitched at a alpha bear about what he's eating he'd roar at her, continue eating what ever the fuck he wants, and then probably mate with her later...

Important Side Note: he'd never ask if she wanted to.

[–]Evilrazzberi09 0 points1 point ago

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my childhood...

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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YSk the term 'alpha male' has been rescinded by the man who first coined the term

[–]ccm139 2 points3 points ago

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Neither do I, you should cross post this to /r/ trees

[–]iamthefury 4 points5 points ago

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In r/trees, this has been posted and reposted many times. And we still upvote it.

[–]neurorootkit 2 points3 points ago

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HEY YOU GUYS YOU'RE RAPING MY CHILDHOOD

[–]press_record 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit I haven't thought of these in years all of the covers look familiar.

[–]outofcontextcomment 1 point2 points ago

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maybe you were too high

[–]brokemedstudent 1 point2 points ago

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Please post more

[–]naciketas 1 point2 points ago

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man, my mom made us read this one. "you can replace candy with carrot sticks!" fuck that shit.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn mothers.

[–]Affar 0 points1 point ago

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Man I really hated this show...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Micheal Cera did the voice of Brother Bear.

[–]PlaygroundBully 0 points1 point ago

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The bears are where i learned to take a kilo of pure colombia cocaine and cut it for distribution on da streets

[–]Lochmon 0 points1 point ago

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I always preferred Dr. Seuss; my favorite was Horton Hires A Ho.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's the cover of "too much junk food" I read it to my kids.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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your youth was obviously not spent on somethingawful.com

[–]lordmalifico 0 points1 point ago

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I remember "The Mean Drunk."

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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Mama bear is just a mean drunk on the cover. Not on their level.

[–]babamcrib 0 points1 point ago

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You don't remember it because you were wayyy too high man.

[–]OlegOctopus 0 points1 point ago

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my favorite book as a kid, now im sitting here on reddit, smoking a bowl. ironic?

[–]reallivenerd 0 points1 point ago

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There will never be candy as great as that in real life.

[–]michiforjoy 0 points1 point ago

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Also note the tumblr for this: http://berenstainbearsheadcanons.tumblr.com/

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[–]hawkeye315 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]TheGullibleParrot 2 points3 points ago

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That was actually hilarious besides the photobucket.

[–]hawkeye315 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]UnintentionallyRude -1 points0 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that isn't the original title guys! :)