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100% Safe! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hungry_freaks 61 points62 points ago*

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He looks like a young Nixon's making a quick escape.

[–]AMemberOfTheKGB 11 points12 points ago

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That's why he calls that thing the Checkers-chopper.

[–]LineNoise 12 points13 points ago

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Up-up-aroooooo!

[–]RiperSnifle 0 points1 point ago

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Ray Wise?

[–]radioactivist 62 points63 points ago

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For some reason, the fact that this man has come to the conclusion that a full suit is the proper attire for piloting an experimental aircraft over a body of water amuses me greatly.

[–]studdenfadden 21 points22 points ago

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In the sixties men did everything in suits.

[–]subdep 18 points19 points ago

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I'm surprised he wasn't smoking a cigarette and holding a scotch.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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And slapping a wise-mouthed platinum blonde across the kisser.

[–]BushMeat 2 points3 points ago

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someone add an ashtray and cup holder!

[–]metalmoose 13 points14 points ago

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Well if he falls, it won't be the water that ruins his suit.

[–]ericanderton 7 points8 points ago

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I disagree.

I think he's simply wearing preemptive funeral attire.

[–]acidwinter 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen Ray Wise not in a suit. Reaper, Robocop, Twin Peaks; that guy is always impeccably dressed.

[–]CulinarilySpeaking -1 points0 points ago

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He must have spent some time in Japan. Nobody would even think to question it in Japan.

[–]BaqAttaq 56 points57 points ago

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It's actually an all in one suicide and funeral device. Chops you up, crashes and burns, all while scattering your ashes over the water.

[–]drgk 7 points8 points ago

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I just woke up my wife and child with loud laughter. Thanks a lot, buddy.

[–]heartbraden -1 points0 points ago

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r/firstworldproblems is that way ----------------->

[–]eyewoo 23 points24 points ago

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Leeland!

[–]Newshoe 10 points11 points ago

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He killed Laura Palmer with that

[–]Contero 8 points9 points ago

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Spoilers!

Before you say anything, yes I am just now watching a 20 year old TV show.

[–]Newshoe 3 points4 points ago

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FUCK! Sorry

[–]Contero 3 points4 points ago

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I actually have JUST gotten to the point in the show where this was revealed, so no harm done. I'm fairly certain that I'm the only redditor currently in the middle of Twin Peaks.

[–]lols 3 points4 points ago

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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

[–]gryfft 1 point2 points ago

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A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?

[–]ReverendSinatra 2 points3 points ago

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I actually was not to that point, not that I can get mad at someone for a spoiler at this point.

[–]Juice_newton 1 point2 points ago

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In the end its Cooper v Cooper. Who are you gonna put your money on?

'Did I ask for creamed corn?'

[–]skinrock 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I am actually in the middle of the second season. A couple of friends convinced me to check it out.

[–]sucksatprogramming 0 points1 point ago

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I'm also in the middle of the second season. Last episode I watched was when Denise Bryson makes her first appearance.

My friends actually do the Twin Peaks Podcast. Check it out!

[–]Nashvegas -5 points-4 points ago

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Not me. I have a girlfriend.

[–]tomparker 2 points3 points ago

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I saw him on a street corner in upper west-side Manhattan buying a newspaper at a stand. I was....like.....uh.....but.....wha....

[–]IAmThePat 33 points34 points ago

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I think I can see one flaw in his design. What if it rains, there should be something to cover his head

[–]drethedog[S] 178 points179 points ago

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Fixed?

[–]Gallop 8 points9 points ago

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My god, it's genius!

[–]zimm3rmann 15 points16 points ago

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This is your official take-down notice from Valve Inc. Use of hats is strictly prohibited.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Mike81890 1 point2 points ago

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guffaw

[–]thoughtpalette -5 points-4 points ago

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upboats for you good sir.

[–]Stratten 27 points28 points ago

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What could possibly go wrong?

[–]civilengineer 5 points6 points ago

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for once, he could get shredded.

[–]dudechris88 12 points13 points ago

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for twice, he could die!

[–]racist_jerry 4 points5 points ago

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for thrice, he could dampen his crisp suit!!

[–]FanOfTamago 4 points5 points ago

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TIL that the series ends at "thrice"

[–]SuminderJi 0 points1 point ago

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Fource?

[–]tyl3rdurden -1 points0 points ago

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*woooosh

[–]Nwsamurai 11 points12 points ago

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"Oh, looks like my shoelace came untied... and now I'm chopped to death."

[–]beelzebroth 13 points14 points ago

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It's the Devil!

[–]Superbird42 11 points12 points ago

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Someone else who watched Reaper?

[–]beelzebroth 9 points10 points ago

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There's two of us?!

[–]Schizotypal 2 points3 points ago

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Three! How I loved that show...

[–]skizmcniz 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for the Reaper lovers. I thought it was great.

[–]Mugros -2 points-1 points ago

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I loved that show, because

[–]dirtside -3 points-2 points ago

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I did like that show, but we gave up on it eventually, it just wasn't really worth the time.

[–]Superbird42 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, I must just be your alternate personality. There's no one else who liked that show.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It got better towards the end.

[–]bkkgnar 3 points4 points ago

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It got fucking awesome towards the end. The show became truly serialized, the characters became more interesting (or less annoying, depending on how you look at it) and the story arcs became tighter, darker, and more engaging. I really would've liked to have seen where they took it with another season.

[–]Superbird42 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaper_%28TV_series%29#Final_cancellation

Relevent

[–]Reaper_Harbinger 2 points3 points ago

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WE DID.

[–]tyr02 1 point2 points ago

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It was somewhat funny, but his body of work in it as the devil was amazing

[–]drgk 0 points1 point ago

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I really dug that show.

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely thought it was the Devil!

[–]lb12 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he lived...

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

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I still think it's him.

[–]gogler8 4 points5 points ago

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Clearly you stole a picture from the future.

[–]LaoFuSi 5 points6 points ago

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IMPROVED

[–]behaaki 1 point2 points ago

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found one video of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuGCnn67G58

not really exciting, just a flow test (tethered to the ground)

[–]yurbud 4 points5 points ago

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jesus! once you fire that bitch up, you're either committed or you're julienned potatoes.

[–]chomplet 14 points15 points ago

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roflcopter

[–]wartexmaul 17 points18 points ago

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NSFLcopter

[–]alrightandrew 2 points3 points ago

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how do you get to work, plebian?

[–]500b 1 point2 points ago

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I can just imagine Cave Johnson selling this thing....

[–]foofdawg 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like it says "Helivector" which is a pretty cool name for a flying device.

Wait, does it say N64 on the bottom piece, right side?

[–]thehashman 3 points4 points ago

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yes: http://www.howtoadvice.com/Image/Photo/McCartyHeli-Vector.jpg

[–]lb12 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, fuck that! That would be terrifying to fly.

[–]bertonia 2 points3 points ago

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Ray Wise on some sort of Hover-copter?

[–]jlebrech 1 point2 points ago

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is that from a movie? if so i desperately want to see it

[–]tyr02 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I came here looking for that answer. Reddit don't leave us clueless

[–]sarcastic_smartass 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, that's definitely who it is.

[–]turkeyinthecorn 0 points1 point ago

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It does appear to be

[–]Lstotch 2 points3 points ago

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he should have a helmet on

[–]polyparadigm 2 points3 points ago

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You're right. Otherwise, in the event of a crash, it would be difficult to get enough teeth together for a positive ID.

[–]petedawes 3 points4 points ago

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMNED MIND?!?!

you are going to get your nice suit all wet.

[–]faptag420 4 points5 points ago

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What advantage does this design have over a traditional helicopter?

[–]fitzroy95 12 points13 points ago

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This one slices and dices the pilot if they ever slip.

[–]serferj 4 points5 points ago

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Hi, this is Mitch with the Slap Chop.

[–]Mike81890 0 points1 point ago

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Vince*

[–]serferj 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit.

[–]gjbloom 4 points5 points ago

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It's at least 200% more awesome!

[–]x-skeww 2 points3 points ago

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The idea was probably to make something which is more compact and cheaper. But there are of course much better and safer options.

[–]FinKM 0 points1 point ago

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This is a safer but still awesome solution.

[–]digitalis_fox 1 point2 points ago

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Oh just the thought...blehheckggh!

[–]ghost_trolley 1 point2 points ago

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what if there was a glass screen around you? I like this thing!

[–]drethedog[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Glass Screen?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, a glass screen

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]arronsmith 0 points1 point ago

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A glass screen.

[–]drgk 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think a screen would contain the paste that would result from an accident with this thing, although your remains could be poured into a glass.

[–]jetberg -1 points0 points ago

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Physics - study it!

[–]gnate 1 point2 points ago

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The transportation device Marilyn Monroe was born to use.

[–]thecooltiger 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know N64's came in helicopter form.

[–]tenkenjs 1 point2 points ago

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Just strap the feet in. 100% safe now

[–]hapoo 1 point2 points ago

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Its like standing above an extra large blender

[–]MONDARIZ 1 point2 points ago

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The Norman Bates Levitator 2000.

[–]MostlyMargerine 1 point2 points ago

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Leland?

[–]other-user-name 1 point2 points ago

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Will it blend?

[–]CooperHaydenn 1 point2 points ago

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you misspelled "pimp" in the title.

[–]TheSpecialK 0 points1 point ago

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I would hate to misstep

[–]tonermcfly 0 points1 point ago

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Ricky Ricardo?

[–]Cleaver2000 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like one of these: http://www.aviastar.org/helicopters_eng/petroczy.php

[–]xiainx 0 points1 point ago

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Gob?

[–]RogueThrax 0 points1 point ago

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sell those to the Taliban

[–]Jefe963 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the thumbnail was pee wee herman I am disappointed.

[–]Hitchcock_Blonde 0 points1 point ago

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Bond. James Bond.

[–]yummybear 0 points1 point ago

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"The Blender"

[–]mickey9theforceboy 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have a high res version of this or know where it is from? I want that on my wall.

[–]coolmyll 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the president from the Red Alert 2?

[–]eatingmaplesyrup 0 points1 point ago

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100% Badass!

[–]jonnydonny 0 points1 point ago

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haters gonna hate

[–]Analogelectron 0 points1 point ago

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: O

[–]buddyrubble 0 points1 point ago

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Safe-ish.

[–]RoosterCogburnhad1_I 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Walter Bishop?

[–]wortelcake 0 points1 point ago

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i saw a guy flying one he builded himself, in a massive hall. Best noice ever

[–]Magnus_ 0 points1 point ago

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What is Chaz Palminteri doing riding that upside-down helicopter?

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