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[–]Qkix 10 points11 points ago

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The perpetrator was found by police dead in his car due to lack of oxygen.

[–]plasticghost 6 points7 points ago

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One can hope. At the very least, the worker should get a high five for being a badass. Or stoned out of their mind.

[–]FadedPoster 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting this to be the last sentence.

[–]Pandum 16 points17 points ago

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"Fuck it, I'm going to college"

[–]ascendo_tuum 7 points8 points ago

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Lol, give me your money or I'll shoot....Hey wait come back...where are you going?

[–]skaguyy[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Probably getting the manager...

[–]sirquacksalotus 2 points3 points ago

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Probably thought "Well, fuck it. I work at Wendy's. Maybe I'll get lucky and this guy'll shoot me"

[–]DestinedTobeObscure 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for this being in my hometown. We fullerton citizens give no fucks.

[–]rwgordon 1 point2 points ago

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He has a plastic bag over his head... you have the advantage.

[–]HindsightHero 0 points1 point ago

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Just kill me

[–]Nightlyfe 0 points1 point ago

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I live near fullerton. And if this happened to me at the fast food place I work at my reaction would be similar.

[–]Fyrum -5 points-4 points ago

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Or he could of pulled the money of the register, dropped it and pulled a shotgun that he kept hidden, least that's what I'd do.

[–]bacon_cake -1 points0 points ago

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I imagine it went down somewhat like this.