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[–]magician-gob 248 points249 points ago

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its so hot. mayo was a bad choice.

[–]Cammorak 52 points53 points ago

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Actually, mayodrink only remains liquid during Southwestern summers. Otherwise it's a gelatinous spoonable.

[–]InsaneAI 7 points8 points ago

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TIL Mayo isn't always gelatinous..

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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wtf?

[–]Cobek 50 points51 points ago

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Yes, that's what /r you are on.

[–]BernzSed 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently you've never used public transportation.

[–]SurpriseBukkake 2 points3 points ago

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I threw up in my mouth thinking about this.

[–]string97bean 11 points12 points ago

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I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion!!!

[–]ReverendSin 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like she heard about /r/Keto and wanted to give it a shot.

[–]Robo-Erotica 0 points1 point ago

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looks like no one caught the Burgundy reference

[–]red_mercer 117 points118 points ago

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It's okay, it's the kind made with olive oil

[–]palyok 12 points13 points ago

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Bitches love olive oil

[–]smart_ass 64 points65 points ago

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Popeye loves Olive Oyl

[–]Meanjoe 43 points44 points ago

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[–]msbelle13 4 points5 points ago

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Ugh...me too...one of those click the picture, realize what it is...immediately hit back and wonder why I thought I clicked that link.

[–]norris528e 123 points124 points ago

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PRE DINNER MAYONNAISE!

ITS GOOD FOR YOU

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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she's probably a fan of this woman's mayonnaise macaroni salad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

6085 calories!

[–]nmezib 49 points50 points ago

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"Adding comments has been disabled."

GEE I WONDER WHY.

[–]phrogxix 4 points5 points ago

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I scrolled immediately to read the comments and was disappoint.

[–]Angolite 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ledwick 4 points5 points ago

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I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's not her account, people commenting would assume it was

[–]jjsullivan5196 16 points17 points ago

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how the fuck do you eat that...

okay, I've hated mayonaise before this thread, now I shall never eat it again.

EVER

[–]sinisterbob 14 points15 points ago

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Ah. So that's how people that fat get that fat.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Great snuff film.

[–]Cobek 15 points16 points ago

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It's healthy because it has veggies and vinegar in it!

[–]paulw252 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck a jesus, that's a lot of dressing! She could have added about 8 more pounds of macaroni to that.

[–]mx- 5 points6 points ago

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Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[–]phrogxix 4 points5 points ago

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"Don't worry about the dressin'... you'll soak up the dressin'"

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"icing" would be a more appropriate term, considering the sugar content

[–]EatingSteak 25 points26 points ago*

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Ok, I had three very strong reactions to that video:

  • GOOD GOD WHO IS TAPING THAT INSTEAD OF TELLING HER TO *STOP** *!?!?

  • How does that tiny ass kitchen hold enough food to feet that ....monster?

  • That's probably not a bad recipe if you ADD 12 POUNDS OF CHICKEN AND SERVE TO 30 PEOPLE.

[Edit: 4th thought]

  • That is the most revolting SFW video I've seen in quite some time.

[–]jackarroo 7 points8 points ago

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I couldn't help but notice that the youtube profile has 7 videos listed.

[–]Xizer 8 points9 points ago

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That's because Sara hasn't logged in for two years.

I suspect death from a heart attack occurred shortly after posting these videos.

[–]letsgocrazy 6 points7 points ago

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She could live for years just collapsed and wedged into a doorway.

[–]euphemistic 1 point2 points ago*

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It's actually because 4chan found her and she took all her stuff down because of the things they said to her. She came back for a little while and posted healthier recipes in an attempt to lose weight, but that didn't last long with the comments she received on there either. And I guess she never tried again. This youtube account was made to save for all eternity the videos she made before she deleted them all from youtube.

I used to watch her videos when she put them out, I found her a cultural curiosity. I remember her saying she genuinely wanted to be a tv chef. Couldn't help but feel bad for her.

[–]Xizer 1 point2 points ago

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I would watch her cooking show.

TLC would be a perfect fit for it imo.

[–]SporkEnthusiast 5 points6 points ago

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this actually slightly made me sick to my stomach ... and I didn't even get half way through the video ...

[–]amanofwealthandtaste 10 points11 points ago

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What the fuck? As someone who makes bacon wrapped hot dogs stuffed with cheese when I'm drunk, that is fucking disgusting.

[–]paulw252 9 points10 points ago

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That is disgusting. You don't dip them in pancake batter and fry them!?

[–]amanofwealthandtaste 11 points12 points ago

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You sick fuck. I use only the finest beer batter.

[–]Fishyswaze 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah but its a salad! That means its good for you!

[–]D3V3IOUS 3 points4 points ago

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She's gonna need a bigger spoon.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That's a TWO cup measuring cup! Multiply most shit by two, it's gotta be over 9000 calories! Seriously.

[–]jasmaree 4 points5 points ago

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I know! When she got the "cup of sugar" out I thought 'That's way more than a cup.'

[–]phrogxix 0 points1 point ago

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2 cups 1 girl

[–]mul4mbo 8 points9 points ago

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dryheaved

[–]SleazyJReezy 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man, please don't make me watch it again, it makes me SO SAD.

[–]phrogxix 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly, I know I should feel sad, but I'm really just repelled and disgusted in a real visceral way.

[–]rooktakesqueen 6 points7 points ago

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That... I... I can't...

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

Edit: Though I mean, from an objective viewpoint, I guess this isn't any worse than somebody who is seriously into masochism/body mod stuff. Normally I'd say 'whatever floats your boat,' so I guess in this case... whatever floats her boat. But gawd.

[–]oddmanout 10 points11 points ago

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Fat people are more buoyant than skinny people.

[–]zackks 2 points3 points ago

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However, theyll be the first to go in the zombie apocalypse.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You don't have to outrun the zombie. You just have to outrun fatty.

[–]Ledwick 1 point2 points ago

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But then later you have to outrun a fat zombie.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Let them get fat. They'll be easier to outrun. Fat, stupid, sweaty zombies.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]inyouraeroplane 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know if she gets sexual thrill from this or this is a poorly thought out EpicMealTime ripoff.

[–]Robo-Erotica 1 point2 points ago

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I remember watching Murphy's The Nutty Professor remake as a kid and thinking to myself, pfft, how can anyone get THAT fat

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET SO FAT THAT YOUR EARS HAVE FAT

YOUR EARS ARE BARELY ANYTHING MORE THAN WEAK MUSCLE, SKIN AND CARTILAGE

[–]Javolis 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that actually made me want to throw up. I'm done with the internet for today.

[–]phrogxix 1 point2 points ago

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Listen to her breathing during the whole video. Fucking hell.

I feel like one of my arteries clogged up just watching this culinary suicide.

[–]SineadNZ 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, I feel so pathetic for knowing it would be this video before even clicking.

[–]msc1 0 points1 point ago

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her heart can't pump enough blood to her huge body so she always has shortness of breath.. listen closely to the video, she tries to breath.

put down the fork for fuck's sake!

[–]alle0441 0 points1 point ago

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Just make sure you get everything incorporated. Fully incorporated...

Also: Holy crap she was having respiratory problems opening that bag of carrots. I can't imagine this woman living past 33 years of age.

[–]rAxxt 22 points23 points ago

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SWEDISH STYLE

[–]elliothtz 7 points8 points ago

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SWEDISH SIDEPORK!!!

[–]GODZiGGA 18 points19 points ago

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[–]PelikanPatrol 5 points6 points ago

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SWEDISH STYLE!!!

[–]imayam 1 point2 points ago

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I WAS LOOKING FOR THI COMMENT BEFORE I CLICKEDD!! I HAVE FOUND THIS COMMENT AFTER I CLICKED!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!

[–]fandom 1 point2 points ago

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"a three dimensional food experience" as opposed to a two dimensional one?

[–]Virtualgoose 11 points12 points ago

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SWEDISH STYLE

[–]redditonyourface 59 points60 points ago

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that is disgusting!

[–]gaseouscloud 16 points17 points ago

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And disturbing

[–]countrytime 5 points6 points ago

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And disgraceful

[–]nmezib 2 points3 points ago

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And distasteful

[–]Barely_stupid 4 points5 points ago

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And despicable

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Quite disheartening also

[–]Barely_stupid 8 points9 points ago

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And quite artery hardening

[–]theusernameiwanted 3 points4 points ago

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I DON'T ENJOY IT

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Almost threw up in my mouth for real from this.

[–]angryvigilante 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, this is one of the grossest images ever based off of concept alone.

[–]Im_Disgusting 0 points1 point ago

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You called?

[–]OmniaII 13 points14 points ago

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[–]mrfunyon 6 points7 points ago

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[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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Just doing my part to gently nudge searches...

[–]mrfunyon 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you very much for letting me know about this little gem of a website!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Could be a shake or something she made at home that just went into an empty mayo jar..just sayin.

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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But why would she not take the label off in that case?

[–]AllDesperadoStation 22 points23 points ago

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Because she don't give a FUCK.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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No doubt in my mind. I wonder if the older generation realizes that crazy shit that they do these days will make it to the internet for the entire world to see.

[–]RecurringBassist 7 points8 points ago

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I'm 36. I reuse jars. Is this really considered crazy old coot behavior nowadays? Also, get the fuck off my lawn.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

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I'm 21 and I also reuse jars and plastic containers, but I think it's rather strange to eat/drink a white substance from a mayo jar.

[–]BlorfMonger 5 points6 points ago

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That is weird and disgusting.

(swigs corn water angrily)

[–]GeneralWarts 71 points72 points ago

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You know you've been on reddit awhile when you can remember when something was posted originally.

[–]jtbob 51 points52 points ago

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Yeah...six days ago on the most popular subreddit...

[–]rizwan_k 4 points5 points ago

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In internet time, this is ancient.

[–]WiglyWorm 3 points4 points ago

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To be fair, 6 days is a long time to go without logging out.

[–]jtbob 5 points6 points ago

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I don't get it because you can't see the top posts by clicking on top - week?

[–]plonce 1 point2 points ago

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I confer upon you the title of Sir MrOhHai.

[–]lolmemelol 37 points38 points ago

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6 days ago. Sorry I felt compelled to point this out.

[–]nmerrill 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously! I can deal with the reposts most of the time, but 6 days. Not even a week! Absurd

[–]icedTUSSIN 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Martel_the_Hammer 4 points5 points ago

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You've never had mayonnaise cola?

[–]gid13 6 points7 points ago

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I prefer Cool Ranch soda.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 0 points1 point ago

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Thousand Island Punch is way better

[–]bsmntdwllr 3 points4 points ago

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IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

[–]zimmaster4 0 points1 point ago

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PRE-DINNER SNACK.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]humblerodent 2 points3 points ago

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Ewww, she didn't even fry it up first. Gross.

[–]IQ_oI 2 points3 points ago

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That's not for drinking, she uses it, in combination w/ her sweat, to grease her fat ass out of that "tiny" two person bus seat.

[–]letsRACEturtles 2 points3 points ago

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TWIST she just put ice cream in a mayo jar so nobody would ask her to share

[–]Neon1986 2 points3 points ago

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She's not drinking it...she's supposedly eating it with a knife, according to the original poster of it. Not that it's any better. I have to wonder though, if maybe she was actually using it as a condiment proper while eating lunch(or on the way to work) or something of that nature. The bag she has looks awfully like a lunch bag and not a purse, and I don't picture most people(even the rabidly morbidly obese) eating a gelatinous substance with a knife of that type. Anything is possible, it just is awfully funny how the shot is of her reaching for the bag and not her, you know, spooning mayonnaise into her mouth...

[–]IAmTheEndOfTheWorld 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GoDETLions 2 points3 points ago

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honestly dude. reposting stuff from not even a week ago..

[–]FreeHat7 2 points3 points ago

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REPOST

[–]SteveDave123 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes, when the sun is out and it's just the right temperature out, I'll go lay in the sun with my tub 'o' mayo.

There's nothing like the refreshing, tangy, oily goodness that is olive oil mayo to quench those 'hot day massive oil induced heart attack' cravings.

[–]Phaiyte 4 points5 points ago

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Mayonnaise has to be the most disgusting substance on the face of the planet. I mean that's purely imo, but still. Stuff makes me gag at the smell :(

[–]ivebinmemeingtoasku 1 point2 points ago

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It could be worse, she could be using it as sunscreen.

[–]TimMitchell 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the first pictures I've seen on the internet that made me say "UGGGH!" outloud, and I've seen the worst of the NSFL worst.

[–]lenny4422 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer corn water.

[–]rendej0 1 point2 points ago

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Brought to you by Socks and Sandals.

[–]StayDilated 1 point2 points ago

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That seriously almost made me fucking barf...

[–]nickfaker 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason she reminds me of bobby kotick

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Reminds me of the recent Aasif Mandvi's sketch on The Daily Show where he reports from an Iowa Straw Poll event eating butter on a stick, dipped in a jar of mayo.

[–]devine13 1 point2 points ago

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Man, I want to do this someday, but instead of eating mayonnaise I'd empty and clean the jar and fill it with vanilla pudding. Worth it.

[–]Dr_Seuss 1 point2 points ago

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She's old... She's overweight... She eats MAYO.

British Lard Marketing Board

[–]Thornsten 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.”

[–]YourStonerFriend 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey Ma, pass the fried mayo balls I can feel my blood starting to move."

-Daniel Tosh

[–]rival13 1 point2 points ago

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BARF

[–]smarchweather 1 point2 points ago

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I'm fat because of society. They're always trying to sell me fast food and things. All those ads telling me to drink mayonnaise. It isn't my fault!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Repost.

[–]monodelab 3 points4 points ago

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Gringos gonna gring.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HEY NOT TRUE. I have been to many a flea market populated by hispanic folk where the primary food source was Corn, Mayonnaise and Valencia Hot Sauce.

[–]bpoag 4 points5 points ago*

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o/" And i'm proooud to be an Americaaan....

o/" Where at least I know i'm freeeee ...

o/" To ride the bus and drink as much mayonnaise as I pleeeease...

[–]NoSNoM 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stealyphil1905 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, I was late to the first one and the link was down with no mirrors up at the time. I'm glad I finally got to see this... dear god, what has the internet done to me...

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's not Miracle Whip.

[–]buckfama 0 points1 point ago

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somebody get her a straw

[–]StringyLow 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'm going to puke.

[–]testu_nagouchi 0 points1 point ago

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You can clearly see she's eating it with a spoon. Come on guys...

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 0 points1 point ago

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uuuhhhhg my heart just clogged up a bit

[–]Nanite 0 points1 point ago

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It's so damn hot! Mayo was a bad choice.

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

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My stomach hurts. ;_;

[–]shellbells83 0 points1 point ago

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no. Just no.

[–]bigcitycrows 0 points1 point ago

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"Haha, that's kind of funny."

three second time lapse to think about it

HRUK-

[–]johnnymac35 0 points1 point ago

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Almost puked.

[–]genezkool323 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me sad... :(

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 0 points1 point ago

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Not only is this a repost but you think she is drinking mayo.

[–]bertoson 0 points1 point ago

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Good Lord Baby Jeebus NO!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats fucking disgusting...

[–]BehnRocker 0 points1 point ago

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TIL How to properly give up on life.

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't it too soon to make this repost?

[–]inankan 0 points1 point ago

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I gagged a little...

[–]elesdee 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]Sentient545 0 points1 point ago

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That man does not even pretend to give a fuck.

[–]Chronique13 0 points1 point ago

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it's never a good time to be drinking such a wretched substance

[–]hayden_evans 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just through up in my mouth a little. I hate mayo as it is, but the thought of eating it by itself is just absolutely grotesque.

[–]Derpelle 0 points1 point ago

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gags

[–]jenntotheferr 0 points1 point ago

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I just finished eating and so the feeling of being slightly too full mixed with imagining drinking mayo is making me gag. That. Is. Foul.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's genetic it's not the mayo!!!! She can eat whatever she wants to!!!

[–]JediMindTricks2011 0 points1 point ago

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I dry heaved

[–]mtutty 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck that, I'm eating mayo.

[–]Eyalush 0 points1 point ago

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That literally dampened my mood. Gross.

[–]cariboumustard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in my first trimester and this made me gag. Ugh. Thanks.

[–]myskyislit 0 points1 point ago

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I almost threw up.

[–]Flagellin 0 points1 point ago

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PRE DINNER SNACK.

[–]FreedomFryPan 0 points1 point ago

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pre-dinner snack.

[–]crashout 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly just threw up a little bit.

[–]boolean_sledgehammer 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not going to lie. I verped in mouth a little with this one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe she's doing keto.

[–]Romanav 0 points1 point ago

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[–]michaelcoffey 0 points1 point ago

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This week on Intervention...

also, worst resize ever.

[–]rubidoux 0 points1 point ago

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Mayo tiger!

[–]ItsJustTwoDogs 0 points1 point ago

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Is it too late for me to re-post this week old picture for karma too or can I still get in on this shit?

[–]DoubleEntendreCheck 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, everyone knows you drink corn water when it's this hot out...

[–]aquma 0 points1 point ago

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Was this in Santa Cruz, CA by chance? Just a hunch....

[–]Snowsickle 0 points1 point ago

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My dad's super overweight and insists on eating copious amounts of leftover sour cream (by itself or with sugar) whenever he possibly can. It's despicable.

[–]Friiy 0 points1 point ago

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Its got bacon floating in it!

[–]greyestofblue 0 points1 point ago

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mother of god...

[–]jojoko 0 points1 point ago

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its good for you! #swedishmealtime

[–]MayoFetish 0 points1 point ago

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Yum.

[–]Evilgeek 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least its olive oil mayo. The regular stuff isn't bus worthy!

[–]Khaemwaset 0 points1 point ago

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WTF

[–]yes_my_ass_is_sore 0 points1 point ago

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Pre dinner snack

[–]NotEvenJail 0 points1 point ago

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Just no shame

[–]yaredw 0 points1 point ago

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Mayo was a bad choice!

[–]robopanda9k 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK.

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This makes cornwater-drinking guy look downright sexy.

[–]FrootSalad 0 points1 point ago

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en route to the minnesota state fair?

[–]funkytaco 0 points1 point ago

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A tub of mayo soothes the gullet.

[–]deactive 0 points1 point ago

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@o@

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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This person has clearly just given up.

[–]wellmaybe 0 points1 point ago

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I could only imagine more chilled mayo in that bag which she seems to be caressing.

[–]truesound 0 points1 point ago

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[–]treesearcher 0 points1 point ago

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haha thats fucking discusting

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fuck this fat country

[–]kaltivel 0 points1 point ago

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INSTANT GAG!

Finish me. ಠ_ಠ

[–]luxuryCoffinsINC 0 points1 point ago

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My reaction: "What the fublurgh"

Why would you drink mayo?

[–]blossoming 0 points1 point ago

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ITS GOOD FOR YOU

[–]Doohoohoo 0 points1 point ago

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My initial, and only reaction was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[–]fragilemind 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is instant barf. I feel sick.