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[–]Fishooked[S] 3 points4 points ago

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"Wadded Beef? Creamed Eels?!" (East coasters: get your supplies while you can!)

[–]Berbaw06 2 points3 points ago

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"According to the Mexican Council of Food this expired two years ago."

"Sure, by their standards, but we live in America."

[–]sandandpomp 2 points3 points ago

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If it's a simpsons reference and it's from an old episode: upvoted.

[–]Fishooked[S] 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]dombledorre 1 point2 points ago

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You know what cat food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

[–]saldek 0 points1 point ago

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Dry cat food's pretty good, really. It also stores forever. When the shit hits the fan, I'm buying kitty chow in bulk.

[–]EzyEric 1 point2 points ago

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Filthy Prawn

[–]Aboluv 1 point2 points ago

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More like Purr-icane Chow

Anyone?

[–]Dark_Klaxon 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a giant blue tarp strapped over my house to hold it down. So I am gonna be fine

[–]BanditXJ 0 points1 point ago

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I bought two bags of jalapeno pretzels, one jar of hot pickled okras, and $50 worth of cheap alcohol.

I'm ready for Irene, but my toilet might not be.

[–]petedawes 0 points1 point ago

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lousy beatniks.

[–]GReggzz732 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha YES!!! That scene perfectly describes NJ right now. I live in west,central NJ. PA is literally 5 minutes away. Despite our long distance from the coast, people in my town we're acting like they we're preparing for the end of the world. Looks like everyone is going to have a lot of extra canned food

[–]Fishooked[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly - I am in NW NJ right now, and it's the same all over. I will start to go bonkers when we lose the internets tho

[–]JoeRCK 0 points1 point ago

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Hi Lisa, we're gonna be in a pie!