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[–]good_shoes 329 points330 points ago

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[–]blowcarrot 20 points21 points ago*

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Here's the whole episode - BBC Human Planet:Oceans

A whale is hunted in the same way as depicted in the OP's picture.

[–]TheOKKid 23 points24 points ago

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It would suck so bad if he missed that shot after all that breath-holding and swim-walking badassery.

[–]Airazz 10 points11 points ago

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He will probably dive again after a minute or two.

[–]dare2dan 6 points7 points ago

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Holy crap that was amazing.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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So who of you managed to hold their breath as long as that guy was under water? I did, but it's much easier when you're sitting on a chair.

[–]ZoFreX 78 points79 points ago

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Not even close :( I can hold my breath for one minute! Guybrush Threepwood I ain't.

[–]SilverEyes 28 points29 points ago

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Mancomb Seepgood?

[–]Calik 23 points24 points ago

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Easy there Peepwood.

[–]The_Typinator 6 points7 points ago

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Where are you going, Thrutwink?

[–]Ody523 6 points7 points ago

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The urge to take a breath after holding for a minute is only a feeling. With training you can learn to ignore that urge, ride out the convulsions and hold your breath/stay underwater for another good 2+ minutes (with little to no physical exertion obviously).

[–]Ethesen 6 points7 points ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it that you can't suffocate when you are on ground? (you will breath after some time, no matter what you do

Well, maybe you could asphyxiate yourself by covering your mouth and nose with your hands... )

[–]neoncp 5 points6 points ago

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I've heard you "pass out" and breath in your unconscious state before asphyxiation takes place. Just hearsay.

[–]DefendingMyself 4 points5 points ago

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We should attempt to get this on video. I will buy pizza for the first one to convince me via video that this works. (Be sure to have a Reddit sign nearby, and someone to upload it if you fail.)

[–]ZoFreX 14 points15 points ago

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Challenge: Accepted.

Edit: Naw. Not even close.

[–]notyetdeleted 54 points55 points ago

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I mnaaegd to hlod my bertah 45 mniutes!

[–]SecularMantis 66 points67 points ago

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With no major side effects!

[–]goots 16 points17 points ago

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holy shit I almost choked on my tikka marsala

[–]DirtPile 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like you experienced a major divbertation.

[–]slomotion 2 points3 points ago

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a heavy, heavy burtation you might say

[–]cbo97 2 points3 points ago

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I managed to manage the managements manager

[–]Frigorific 21 points22 points ago

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It's actually easier to hold your breath underwater. Your body shuts down some processes to conserve oxygen when you are submerged.

[–]Buffalkill 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, in fact the record for breath holding underwater is around 19 minutes whereas the record on land is only around 10 minutes.

source

[–]Kensin 33 points34 points ago

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This blew my mind.
For those to lazy to read the article, here's what they say about why water helps.

The next step is to plunge into a tank of water. That triggers a primitive, mammalian reaction called the diving reflex. When confronted with water, especially cold water, the body shunts circulation from the rest of the body to the heart and brain.

The reflex, which even chickens have, probably helps babies survive the trip through the birth canal, Lundgren said. By lowering how much total oxygen the body is using, the diving reflex also allows people to hold their breaths for longer stretches.

[–]Gisbourne 8 points9 points ago

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for contributing to my laziness, have an upvote.

[–]Virtblue 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah its called the mammalian diving reflex.

[–]xionrahl13 3 points4 points ago

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It's a pokemon, er species, special ability!

[–]SuminderJi 11 points12 points ago

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I can hold my breath that long, but I can't swim so I guess we'll never know.

In all seriousness, that guys badass and I'm a pussy.

[–]stahlgrau 13 points14 points ago

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You should learn to swim. Find a pool and sign up for lessons.

[–]SuminderJi 2 points3 points ago

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I sort of know how to swim, just not very well - extremely inefficient and I get tired.

However I got in a serious accident a year and few back and I'm not sure how my body will react to it...

[–]stahlgrau 7 points8 points ago

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Swimming is used a lot in physical therapy because the buoyancy of the water reduces the stress of gravity of your body. I don't know what your injuries were but ask your doctor about it. I learned how to swim in a few lessons at age 5. Step-by-step all things are easy. This is not a big commitment to acquire a fairly standard life skill.

[–]rollhomet 23 points24 points ago

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I got a minute down pat.. but then remembered I was holding in a bonghit and started coughing profusely.

[–]FarTooLong 3 points4 points ago

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I managed, I think it's a lot easier because you're enthralled with the video, not staring at a watch.

[–]h0ll0w 3 points4 points ago

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I managed just over a minute, that fella must have iron lungs. I also love how he shot from the shoulder.

[–]pencock 3 points4 points ago

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I can do it. But that is when I'm in a close to meditative state and sitting perfectly still and not expending any extra energy.

[–]bedaburn 2 points3 points ago

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what a boss.

[–]TropicalBlend 4 points5 points ago

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Just imagine scuba diving on the bottom looking at coral and shit when you see this skinny ass guy sea-walking slowly towards you with a harpoon. You'd shit your suit.

[–]bigbank 6 points7 points ago

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So THIS is what grocery stores look like in primitive areas.

[–]therealflinchy 5 points6 points ago*

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i've heard about that video

someone care to tell me how he doesn't get bent?

no equalisation on the way up OR down, didn't let out a single bubble of air.

ED: edit due to stupid 'you are doing that too much'

what about blown ear drums through not equalising? not having the correct pressures in the sinuses? he's just tough as i guess?

[–]RounderKatt 50 points51 points ago

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He's not breathing compressed air. The air in his lungs was from the surface, and therefore the volume shrinks when he submerges, and increases when he rises, but it never compressed enough for nitrogen to enter the bloodstream, which is what causes the bends.

tl;dr: You only get the bends breathing compressed air

[–]Jadis 23 points24 points ago

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That is incorrect. You get the bends from breathing air for awhile at a high pressure (IE: deep water). That's why people can get the bends even from breathing through tubes to the surface that have air being slowly pumped through them.

The high pressure causes nitrogen in the air to dissolve in your bloodstream, and as you continue to breathe in more nitrogen, more of it is deposited around in your body (ie: joints). As you resurface, the nitrogen comes out of your fluids and if you don't ascend slow enough, it will form gas pockets and stuff in your body (the bends).

You can sit here at the surface and breathe compressed air all day and you won't get the bends. Likewise, when a person does a deep/long dive like this on one breath, there isn't enough nitrogen in the air in that one breath to really cause any damage. It's the continual intake of nitrogen and its deposition throughout the body that will ultimately result in the bends.

[–]beardedrabbit 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for truthiness. Question though: how is he equalizing the air pockets in his goggles? My only guess is he's somehow able to use his tear ducts to put more air into the shrinking volume, otherwise his eyes/blood vessels would rupture. That seems too insane though, so I'm stumped.

[–]AllTheKingsHorses 2 points3 points ago

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You can't just run a hose to the surface and breathe through that, it doesn't work that way. That's the reason that SNUBA still uses a compressor. You have to be both breathing compressed air AND be at depth. Also even if you had a tube running to the surface that you could somehow breathe from at depth that wasn't compressed, the air would still get compressed as it entered your lungs due to the water pressure on your body.

[–]therealflinchy 8 points9 points ago

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what about blown ear drums through not equalising?

not having the correct pressures in the sinuses? he's just tough as i guess?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Hold your nose shut with your fingers, now try and blow some air out your nose. Your Ears are now pressurised.

You can see him do it around the 40sec mak

[–]therealflinchy 3 points4 points ago

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ah i didn't see him do it, my mistake.

[–]JoseCanseco 9 points10 points ago

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It doesn't appear anyone who's replied to you so far has bothered to read the wiki page about these people. I posted this below:

Bajaus are also noted for their exceptional abilities in free-diving, with physical adaptations that enable them to see better and dive longer underwater. The Bajau often intentionally rupture their eardrums at an early age in order to facilitate diving and hunting at sea. Many older Bajau are therefore hard of hearing.

EDIT: Source

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[–]coppersink 5 points6 points ago

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Oooh... I can do that :)

[–]superfuckinawesome 5 points6 points ago

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"humans are capable of pretty amazing things. like eating at mcdonald's every day and weighing 400pounds. Really, if you compare this with an ignorant bitch at a fastfood restaurant it really makes me shiver. "

I love youtube comments.

[–]still_Watersj 63 points64 points ago

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I need a store bought cheeseburger Mr. Lahey.

[–]clemoh 19 points20 points ago

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And some a them Ja-LA-pinah chips too.

[–]Sk33tshot 12 points13 points ago

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...and the zesty mordan and dressed all over. Put the rest in peperoni bud.

[–]le_cmpunk 4 points5 points ago

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Holy fuck this is good pepperoni.

[–]le_cmpunk 20 points21 points ago

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Thank fuck, I came here to post a TPB reference.

FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!

[–]DirtPile 7 points8 points ago

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I'm surprised Sulbin's ears didn't implode from the shit pressure.

[–]le_cmpunk 3 points4 points ago

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Listen Bubs, you hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

[–]Sk33tshot 13 points14 points ago

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Is that a dirty old bluejayburger?

[–]still_Watersj 7 points8 points ago

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Haha, its good, a little gamey, but good.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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RANDY!

[–]Jovean 4 points5 points ago

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I'll gladly pay you Wednesday for a cheeseburger today!

[–]ImissCoreyandTrevor 4 points5 points ago

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It's better than store bought!

[–]DrMilkdad 15 points16 points ago

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I Ctrl+F'd "cheeseburger". I'm 100% serious.

[–]Shiftgood 38 points39 points ago

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I'm so doomed if it comes down to that.

[–]dbarefoot 9 points10 points ago

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Learn to snorkel. I just grabbed a bunch of crabs on the weekend in about 10 feet of water. In Canada, no less. You can also catch fish pretty easily using a net.

[–]leafspeakerwallet 20 points21 points ago

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I just grabbed a bunch of crabs on the weekend

That doesn't sound good.

[–]schoogy 2 points3 points ago

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You might want to shave down there.

[–]sri745 9 points10 points ago

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You and 90% of the folks in the world.

[–]An_Old_RPG 50 points51 points ago

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Reminds me of one of Cid Highwind's limit breaks.

[–]Fyzzle 10 points11 points ago

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[–]nomnomasaurus 4 points5 points ago

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Suck it, squirrel!

[–]uluru 164 points165 points ago

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Respect to the bloke, that man is hunting. To get airborne, dive into the ocean with a sharpened stick, and get your family some food - thats a fair fight imo.

Captain obvious reporting in here but great fucking photo too.

[–]flaccid_member 125 points126 points ago

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be funny if he was just doing it for the photo op. next stop, waffle house.

[–]FuckThe 9 points10 points ago

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He also caught the fish. I would never ever be able to pull this off.

[–]sudin 24 points25 points ago

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You think you couldn't, but under the proper circumstances necessity breeds innovation.

[–]FuckThe 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for reminding me how badass we can really be under the appropriate circumstances.

[–]loggedout 4 points5 points ago

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I wanna be badass. Where can I get these circumstances?

[–]mtheoryx 2 points3 points ago

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Any "developing nation"

[–]Tom_the_janitor 12 points13 points ago

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[–]timmymac 7 points8 points ago

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Not sure what the point of that was but it was pretty cool.

[–]DivineRobot 2 points3 points ago

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Man, what a dick. The fish is just chilling and minding his own business then this asshole just jumped him and grabbed his horn like he's a cowboy. The fish is all like "Get the fuck off me! What the fuck man!"

[–]svtscottie 24 points25 points ago

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How does he not get mangled by all of that coral?

[–]GundamWang 9 points10 points ago

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His anti-grav shorts.

[–]throwaway8fw8fhwf 8 points9 points ago

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that was my first thought as well

[–]veddy_interesting 70 points71 points ago

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He's not hunting the fish, he's riding it. It's a new kind of water transportation. You grab a pole at a special pick-up area. It's attached to a special breed of fish that swims at about 20 knots (about 23MPH). When you're ready, you yell "Swim!" and the fish takes off like a freaking rocket. Scary at first, but a lot of fun. Send me your credit card number and social security number and I'll hook you up.

[–]DashingDugong 16 points17 points ago

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Maker hooks! Do you thump the water to call the fish?

[–]XtortionBear 8 points9 points ago

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Take care not to get your lasgun wet.

[–]OfficialInternetsGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Oh my god I don't do this often, and I may not do it again for many moons, but I'm a massive Dune nut and you both get +100 internets.

[–]XtortionBear 3 points4 points ago

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Liking Dune is one of the ways I can tell someone is awesome on the internet.

[–]MisterMcSwagger 5 points6 points ago

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... where do I send it? I must experience this...

[–]Baconpwner 9 points10 points ago

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A man's gotta eat Mr. Lahey

[–]BillyumH81 27 points28 points ago

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Fish pole vaulting. One of my favorite past times.

[–]ItWillBeMine[S] 66 points67 points ago

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[–]xiann 79 points80 points ago

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Thanks for the source, but personally, I prefer my source links in context (as link to the actual page the image was on, not directly to the image).

Here is the source page: http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/traveler-magazine/photo-contest/entries/gallery/spontaneous-moments-week-10/

[–]flaccid_member 22 points23 points ago

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National Geographic has some sick pics. I love to see some documentaries on the photographers.

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[–]monkeymarine 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit is really delivering with this post.

[–]armand11 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, they have the most interesting job ever. Just look at this fucking pic. It's one of the best I've seen on Reddit ever. Badass.

[–]djsavant 15 points16 points ago*

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[–]spank_the_monkey 6 points7 points ago

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I feel fat and useless after looking at this picture.

[–]Peter_Nincompoop 4 points5 points ago

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So move to whatever third world country this was taken in. It'll force you to lose weight AND survive on what you can hunt/catch yourself.

[–]spank_the_monkey 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not really fat, but that's a good advice. Thanks broseph.

[–]MOMFOX 5 points6 points ago

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I THINK HIS STICK IS FORKED AND IT HAS NAILED THE FISH

[–]Paxjax 2 points3 points ago

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THANK YOU FOR CAPTURING MY ATTENTION

[–]SpermWhale 192 points193 points ago

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Looks like he missed.

[–][deleted] 418 points419 points ago

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Aboriginal and Papua New Guinean fishing spears have two (or more) points in a fork at the end, sometimes with barbs on the inside. It's made for grabbing more than impaling, because the cross section of a fish from above is a tiny target. That's a direct hit, right behind the gills.

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points ago

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Like so. This looks like a two-legged spear, if you zoom in it looks like a pincher with forks on either side of the fish.

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[–]tokomini 86 points87 points ago

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Brick, are you just looking around at things in the room and saying that you love them?

[–]TigerWizard 39 points40 points ago

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I love desk

[–]Numlocks 11 points12 points ago

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I love Fleshlight.

[–]oxygn 16 points17 points ago

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and I killed a guy with a trident

[–]WampaStompa33 8 points9 points ago

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What I've learned from reddit: never try to BS or make things up. Redditors always know crazy shit like this

[–]topplehat 15 points16 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]tyeh26 2 points3 points ago

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ENHANCE

[–]buckygrad 67 points68 points ago

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This kills the fish.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 12 points13 points ago

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Next, gut it, fry it with mixed herbs and garlic. A squeeze of lemon and you're rockin'.

[–]reflion 8 points9 points ago

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Or take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato--baby, you got a stew goin'!

[–]stillalone 14 points15 points ago

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It's a good thing.

[–]fefillo 2 points3 points ago

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I love a squeeze of lemon.

[–]billyboogie 7 points8 points ago

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Are you an anthropologist? Why would you know that? Don't get me wrong I'm glad I know that New Guineans use tridents. Just seems a bit obscure.

[–]Furies 80 points81 points ago

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You must be new here.

[–]diath 9 points10 points ago

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I'm the guy in the picture

[–]FaultyTowerz 7 points8 points ago

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I'm the fish in the picture.

[–]neodiogenes 6 points7 points ago

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I am the walrus (not pictured).

[–]riqk 3 points4 points ago

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The yellow one?

[–]FaultyTowerz 10 points11 points ago

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No, the black one right in the middle. I guess you thought there weren't any black fish on reddit...

[–]k1tt3nm1tt3ns 3 points4 points ago

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Man vs. Wild.

[–]ReverendSinatra 3 points4 points ago

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It's not just a new Guinean thing. Many tribal societies that rely on fishing use pronged tools.

[–]ThunderCuntAU 2 points3 points ago

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He could be Aussie. A lot of Aboriginal tools are pretty common knowledge down under.

[–]Y0urMom 4 points5 points ago

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As everyone else has stated, looks like a trident (I thought he had missed too at first look). After seeing everyone else's replies, i went back and looked and you can almost make out one of the other prongs going into the fish.

[–]florinandrei 3 points4 points ago

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEAVEN!

[–]ajw827 2 points3 points ago

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10 Bucks or 6 Dairy Queen Coupons.

[–]thebuckstops 4 points5 points ago

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All I can think about after reading that title is Randy, hooking.

[–]shellechan 2 points3 points ago

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at first i thought he was attached to the fish by the pole and the fish was swimming super fast... and he was just waving around like a flag XD

[–]KingEllis 3 points4 points ago

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WILSON!

[–]lisa_frank 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for relevant username.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Did anybody see Bear Grylls do this on Man vs. Wild, took him a bunch of tries but of course Bear pulled it off eventually.

[–]kanzelx 2 points3 points ago

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I did! Then he went straight for the eyeballs. Mmm...

[–]skylander495 2 points3 points ago

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he's about to eat coral in the face

[–]Conexion 7 points8 points ago

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[–]xilpaxim 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit I saw the area that looks like a manatee and was WTF? But totally missed The Ring girl, though she looks more like the bad guy from Saw.

[–]StrangelyBrown 2 points3 points ago

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Clever fish caught man with stick

[–]SickBoy7 2 points3 points ago

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Eater's gonna eat

[–]fucking_leverpostej 2 points3 points ago

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Somebody shop in Cthulhu.

[–]ToastieCrumbs 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope he didn't land on that carpet anemone. That shit hurts.

[–]WallOfSoup 2 points3 points ago

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That's a small polyp stony coral with purple tips (that's what she said). Pocillopora, IIRC.

[–]ToastieCrumbs 2 points3 points ago

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Polyp can still sting the hell outta you. Thanks for the update though. =P

[–]TheBluePanda 2 points3 points ago

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Since it was taken near Australia, I think this is a more accurate representation.

[–]h0ll0w 2 points3 points ago

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Was anyone else expecting this? http://i.imgur.com/EU9c2.jpg

[–]andyana 2 points3 points ago

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This is so cool. I watched 10-year-old Fijian boys learn how to do this in the Yasawas. I gave it a shot but couldn't catch anything.

[–]MartialFur 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just glad that caption wasn't for some Bro in Corona shorts making that dive.

[–]RJ4Aloha 2 points3 points ago

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I just tried... lasted 40 sec. I think... I hit the desk - face plant.

[–]TheFavorite 2 points3 points ago

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he missed...unless he pole had multiple prongs

nice pic tho

[–]shard13 2 points3 points ago

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That ain't no man. That is Friday.

[–]MolestingSandwich 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting a picture of Randy from trailer park boys. Hookin for cheeseburgers. "A mans gotta eat Julian!"

[–]dquizzle 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that fish jumped up and grabbed his stick and is now pulling him in.

[–]incrediblemc 2 points3 points ago

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Is this guy on god mode?

[–]kajukhan 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking NINJA fisherman!

[–]allenj4 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a trippletail / blackfish?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ICanAgreeWithThat 1 point2 points ago

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I can agree with that.

[–]DadWasntYourMoms1st 1 point2 points ago

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This is why humans are awesome.

[–]im_no_expert_but 1 point2 points ago

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You're all wrong, this is an ancient form of transportation that demands excellent upper-body strength.

[–]i_live_on_an_island 1 point2 points ago

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alpha

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I thought it was a sea turtle at first glance D:

[–]Tallgeese 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that fish. Got deathly ill from eating a grouper once.

[–]pauldoubleyou 1 point2 points ago

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He missed?

[–]serviceenginesoon 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome pic but he missed the fish

[–]nats11 1 point2 points ago

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I think he missed. :(

[–]DriHeave 1 point2 points ago

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looks like he missed, the landing should be a nice face plant

[–]onichris 1 point2 points ago

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This guy seriously needs to pole vault.

[–]FetusMuncher 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the stick missed

[–]casual_shoggoth 1 point2 points ago

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That fish is just holding him up while he exercises.

[–]triple_OH_7 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty cool, pretty cool. But these guys here use the same technique to hunt fucking SPERM WHALES. As in, they're out in the ocean, straight up jumping RIGHT AT the motherfucking largest predator on the planet. These dudes got balls.

[–]mel0 1 point2 points ago

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Noo.

[–]speedycat 1 point2 points ago

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After looking at this for a while, it looks like the fish is a small submarine. The man's spear is like a flag pole and he is the flag.

[–]turtle013 1 point2 points ago

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That's just how you take sea turtles for a walk.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For the last time, Water Pole-Vaulting is not a real sport.

[–]BeyondLiquid 1 point2 points ago

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powerful fish to drag a man like that

[–]LexusNexus 1 point2 points ago

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Where did he even jump from?

[–]Whatthedom 1 point2 points ago

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Look at his hair, he is already in super saiyan mode.

[–]ehrlics 1 point2 points ago*

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I was really hoping it was a picture of Randy hunting a cheeseburger

[–]tsuichii 1 point2 points ago

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So I guess after he hits the water, the poisonous coral pierced his flesh and made his family fatherless?

[–]JiuJitsu4L 1 point2 points ago

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Probably one of the coolest action shots I've ever seen, hands down.

[–]SweetMangos 1 point2 points ago

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every redneck in camo that claims they're manly because they hunt with guns should take a lesson from that guy.

[–]GAFMisat0 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck physics.

[–]robp123 1 point2 points ago

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That coral probably felt good on the way down..

[–]serrimo 1 point2 points ago

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Homo sapiens are fucking scary sometimes!

[–]kjoneslol 1 point2 points ago

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You should definitely post this to /r/HumanPorn.

[–]illz569 1 point2 points ago

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Where can I get a pair of those shorts?

[–]JavaLSU 1 point2 points ago

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A few million years of hunting like this and we're sure to develop wings....let's get on it!

[–]Warhawk2052 1 point2 points ago

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like a boss

[–]ohwowbeau 1 point2 points ago

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i think he missed. and that looks like an expensive baithing suit. aaaaand hes surrounded by coral. gf black male model...

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

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Fish wakeboarding.

[–]Alkthree 1 point2 points ago

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ANIMAL CRUELTY!

[–]astro_turf 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he missed.

[–]Blackops606 1 point2 points ago

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This is probably the coolest picture I'll see all day.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What does eating have to do with the sport of dorsal fin pole vaulting?

[–]JakeSteele 1 point2 points ago

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its a promo pic of "from dust 2".