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[–]cleverlyannoying 511 points512 points ago

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So I've watched that gif several times now and still am not sure how you feel about [M]ale posts.

[–]skylarbrosef 427 points428 points ago

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I don't think he is either

[–]enginuitor 171 points172 points ago

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Ding.

[–]random_hobo 185 points186 points ago

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you mean Dong

[–]enginuitor 41 points42 points ago

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Whoops, anti-Freudian slip.

[–]Linelor 27 points28 points ago

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You're extra straight

[–]Subbuteo 6 points7 points ago

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You mean the witch is dead?

[–]free_beer 5 points6 points ago

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I've always had an issue with the next line in that rhyme, "Which old witch?" The witch's age is not established in the first line so the word "old" breaks the flow.

I've said my piece.

[–]isthisabedbug 2 points3 points ago

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I think "old" used to be used as a modifier like we would use "damn" today -- just for emphasis. I think.

[–]bikeandwine 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps it was one of the first uses of ol', which has lost the meaning 'old'. As in: Which ol' witch? The Wicked Witch!. That wicked witch had a big ol' house fall on her because of some little ol' farmer girl and her dumb ol' dog.

[–]gaygineer 38 points39 points ago

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One of us...

_

[–]ba17888844m 33 points34 points ago

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Not sure if two black eyes or a raccoon...

[–]KillEmAll83 17 points18 points ago

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yes

[–]Domo_Silvers 13 points14 points ago

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Rigby?

[–]abckjon 12 points13 points ago

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Mordecai?

[–]_y2b_ 6 points7 points ago

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YEAHUHHHHHHH

[–]Padoo 8 points9 points ago

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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012 4 points5 points ago

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Goth look of disapproval.

[–]OriginZero 1 point2 points ago

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What do you tell a gay guy with two black eyes? Nothing you already told him twice! Zing, sharing sexist jokes with everyone! Equality! (also, I'm not serious, Domestic Abuse is bad, mmk?)

[–]bluefoot55 1 point2 points ago

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must be a friend of dorothy...

[–]voodoobunny77 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GhostBeat 47 points48 points ago

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It's curiosity, surprise, shock, acknowledgement, and lastly repulsion. I'm going to go with some combination of those.

[–]cdude 15 points16 points ago

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Don't forget regret.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I'm positive shame is meant to be in there somewhere as well.

[–]faceforradio 11 points12 points ago

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And yet he can't seem to look away.

[–]CervezaPorFavor 14 points15 points ago

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There is a "me gusta" somewhere deep inside him.

[–]ltjboy03 13 points14 points ago

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I don't know about him, but this is always my response.

[–]Marcob10 20 points21 points ago

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this is my reaction

[–]jelloburn 2 points3 points ago

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Where, might I ask, is this from?

[–]ltjboy03 1 point2 points ago

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You win.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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So you both just stare straight at it in an endless loop?

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Teotwawki69 5 points6 points ago

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He still clicks the link. No... he always clicks the link...

[–]latticusnon 10 points11 points ago

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He is in Narnia.

[–]annoyinglyclever 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The somewhat disgusted look comes last. Maybe that's the important part?

[–]bldkis 32 points33 points ago

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"I'm smaller than him."

"bigger than him"

"bigger than him"

"way smaller than him"

"holy shit this guys dick is as wide as his wrist! Is anyone bigger than him?"

[–]brwagur 8 points9 points ago

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My ex.

Edit: Just looked at my wrist. Maybe not quite, but close.

[–]pokie6 5 points6 points ago

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A dude's wrist tends to be much bigger.

[–]Fosnez 8 points9 points ago

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Who said brwagur wasn't a dude?

[–]pokie6 5 points6 points ago

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Good point. I guess I am not in the right frame of mind.

[–]pascontent 1 point2 points ago

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The wrist post, only seen once. Cannot unsee :(

[–]peterquest 176 points177 points ago

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That's funny. I usually do this

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I've always wondered. Where is this gif from?

[–]DJbezoar 49 points50 points ago

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Italian spider man... look it up on youtube.

Edit: I'm being lazy, here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&feature=player_detailpage#t=35s

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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At first I loled, but then I realized this is a parody, not one of those cheap overseas knock-off films I enjoy so much.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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I... I just don't understand why a person would make this.

[–]kearneycation 1 point2 points ago

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Turkish Star Wars! I still have yet to watch it all the way through.

[–]IdiotRedditor- 9 points10 points ago

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Italian Spiderman

[–]lucky5150 14 points15 points ago

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I always do this

[–]DrZippit 8 points9 points ago

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I do something similar

http://i.imgur.com/poF60.gif

[–]ownworldman 13 points14 points ago

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Oh no, there are other creatures having penis on this planet!

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[–]scummer_sunshine 7 points8 points ago

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Experiments repeatedly show that virtually all males, gay or straight, experience some degree of arousal at sexual pictures of other males.

So you're only going to vehemently deny it or try to avoid it if it's something you fear.

[–]free_beer 2 points3 points ago

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I can certainly acknowledge that I prefer there to be a penis in my porn.. I come for the women but I stay for the blowjobs. Or is it the other way around...

[–]NicoSuave9k 22 points23 points ago

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I can't tell if that's a positive reaction, or a negative one...

[–]powerdeamon 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]chefzero 259 points260 points ago

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IT ALWAYS MAKES ME DEPRESSED AT HOW SMALL MY DICK IS.

[–]sp0radic 22 points23 points ago

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure that the guys with big dicks are more likely to post pictures of them.

[–]crod242 47 points48 points ago

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Is that why you're compensating by typing in caps?

[–]chefzero 12 points13 points ago

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YES THATS IT EXACTLY. WHY DONT YOU CHANGE YOUR ACCOUNT NAME TO FREUD EINSTEIN YOU FUCKING GENIUS.

[–]Transceiver 12 points13 points ago

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Wait till you see the "My dick is as big as my wrist" guy.

[–]PapaTua 2 points3 points ago

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he deleted his account.

[–]SmashedCrab 7 points8 points ago

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I was impressed.

Then I felt inadequate.

I'm glad he's gone.

[–]Anonymo 1 point2 points ago

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he 32bit his account?

[–]auxiliary-character 57 points58 points ago*

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Wait a minute. You are not POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY. What is going on here?

[–]Unreal143 46 points47 points ago

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Only one possible explanation:

POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY forgot to switch from his alt "chefzero" back to POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY before posting.

[–]notpolite_notcap_guy 132 points133 points ago

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I killed him. Finally.

[–]dr_zoidburg 4 points5 points ago

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if doing the opposite...shouldn't you be ...girl...?

[–]Unreal143 8 points9 points ago

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but.. but. that was a polite thing to do..

does not compile.. with.. username..

[–]Im_poster 9 points10 points ago

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Syntax error: because fuck you, that's why. Oh yeah, and it may or may not be somewhere around line 65. Who cares? Not my problem. Good Luck.

~Mr. Compiler

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sgnl03 5 points6 points ago

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But complying with your username is polite... Oh god, at least we have another paradox to use in our inevitable battle against the machines.

[–]Spiffy313 1 point2 points ago

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What were you trying to compile with his username? It may not have complied with the username's capacity.

[–]chefzero 6 points7 points ago

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WHY DO I SEEM POLITE?

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[–]wamsachel 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of like how watching basketball shouldn't make you feel that you are the only man in the world who can not dunk.

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

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If it's any consolation, I'm depressed at how small your dick is also.

[–]boolean_sledgehammer 1 point2 points ago

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Man-handling that caps lock key isn't going to make it any bigger, cowboy.

[–]Mr_Ected 4 points5 points ago

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An upvote should help you feel better. Here you go buddy.

[–]SoulpowerTigress23 21 points22 points ago

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This is interesting to me. As a female redditor, I went exploring, and there are a MILLION subreddits with nekked ladies OR subreddits with nekked gay men... WHERE IS THE PORN FOR THE LADIES??? DO NOT TAKE THE RARE [M]ale /r/gonewilde POST FROM ME!!!

[–]throwaway225534 3 points4 points ago

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[–]SoulpowerTigress23 1 point2 points ago

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why ty

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]SoulpowerTigress23 8 points9 points ago

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That is not porn. Those men are not naked. They are attractive, and nice to look at, but their clothes are on them. Maybe you can manage to masturbate while looking at pictures of fully clothed people... but that does not make it porn.

[–]LeoPanthera 2 points3 points ago

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What's the difference between porn for gay men and straight women?

(I am a gay man, but I know very little about straight women.)

[–]SoulpowerTigress23 5 points6 points ago

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WELL, first of all, I know that the men in the pictures are not at all interested in what I have to offer... which just takes away from the fantasy aspect. Second, there's a LOT of butt shots with cheeks spread... that's not really the part I'm interested in. Third, often there are two men enjoying each other which I don't have a problem with, but it's not really arousing to me personally. I suppose it would just be nice if there was something for all of us, and I didn't have to sift through the gay men's porn for pictures that I do find appealing because there's porn for ladies. AND THEN I FOUND /r/passionx and I am pleased

[–]infinitedreams 2 points3 points ago

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I am so with you on this.

[–]cycophuk 3 points4 points ago

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How are the [M]ale posts on GW rare? You can go on there on any given day and see plenty of posts of dicks that would make porn stars jealous.

[–]boudica88 6 points7 points ago

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And you can go into the rest of subreddits and see in insurmountable deluge of tits. Think of how much porn it takes any one of us to fap. Do those six or seven dicks a day, no matter how giant, really cut it?

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck if I know. I don't fap to pictures, so I'm not sure what the threshold is.

[–]IveNoClue_None 1 point2 points ago

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There's plenty more than six or seven, but its quite difficult to hit the front page. I will try my best to remedy this for you.

[–]DogmaDog 60 points61 points ago

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"It was an ordinary Tuesday... The kind of tuesday that falls between a monday and a wednesday" ~urkel

[–]fedja 26 points27 points ago

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That's pretty Douglas Adams of him.

[–]deceptionx 1 point2 points ago

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-Abe Lincoln.

[–]resident_gay_man 106 points107 points ago

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Really? I always do this.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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Ohhhhh myyyyy!

[–]lovetocamp 1 point2 points ago

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me too, at first, then I realize I'm just average down below, and have too much extra weight. I start feeling all shitty like I'm being a bad gay, not working out enough so that I can post myself without making people sick :/

Still, it's ok to be takei =)

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[–]Goldcut 27 points28 points ago

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He's so Takei.

[–]Smashure 2 points3 points ago

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He's probably the Takeist celebrity out there.

[–]Fosnez 3 points4 points ago

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But that's Okay!

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 5 points6 points ago

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....yes. George Takei is absolutely flaming. And we love him.

[–]FailingUpward 16 points17 points ago

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This is my reaction.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I am a lesbian and this is my exact reaction.

[–]Unreal143 104 points105 points ago

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Here is my reaction.

[–]mikeroon 210 points211 points ago

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You don't blink and get wet?

[–]GroovyBoomstick 33 points34 points ago

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DON'T BLINK.

[–]fumbxtc 28 points29 points ago

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Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe, don't turn your back.

[–]Saibh 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck you now I can't look at that gif in horror of what it might hold.

And don't you dare talk about shit holding other shit and becoming more shit.

[–]Unreal143 55 points56 points ago

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Good boy.

[–]marcins 5 points6 points ago

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If you watch long enough he does blink.

[–]Caesarr 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as "You blink and get wet?".

I sat staring at that gif far too long -.-

[–]negativekarmaguy 24 points25 points ago

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Yep id probably go with that one too... that one or this one...

[–]smoom 4 points5 points ago

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Context on that .gif?

[–]negativekarmaguy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Null_State 10 points11 points ago

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Why, oh why, do I read Youtube comments?

"i thonk it iz fayke becose he hit compootor at that videoh and he iz not bleading hish hand plece sub cribe to mi youtube chanil"

[–]xatmatwork 3 points4 points ago

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I have them disabled.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 7 points8 points ago

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Why do I read youtube comments?

I have them disabled.

Not the first time "youtube comments" and "disabled" have been used together.

[–]QuantumBreakfast 1 point2 points ago

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it looks like that one guy from derrick comedy.

[–]SmashedCrab 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Hellrazor236 8 points9 points ago

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Your snot bounces up and down?

[–]JoelMontgomery 1 point2 points ago

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CANNOT UNSEE

[–]Crab_Cake 2 points3 points ago

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Ok, I laughed pretty hard. Thanks for that.

[–]ltjboy03 1 point2 points ago

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Here is mine.

[–]a-blinkin 25 points26 points ago

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It's a rare condition, this day and age...

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[–]dquizzle 14 points15 points ago

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...kind of wishin' for that man's design...

[–]ONEANDDONEFORLIFE 11 points12 points ago

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Some people say, it's too easy to fiiiiiinnnnnnddd....

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 9 points10 points ago

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well there must be some magic clue, inside this subreddit...

[–]Shadoblak 12 points13 points ago

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Cause all I see, is a tower of peen, pork swords bursting out of every seam...

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

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I read this as "race condition". Too much programming :(

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[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Now there's a position that needs an AMA...

I can only imagine the horror stories out of /r/gonewild

[–]theusernameiwanted 4 points5 points ago

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TEACH ME

[–]rasilvas 8 points9 points ago

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More like this

[–]techtakular 7 points8 points ago

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[–]roflmycopters 62 points63 points ago

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This is mine

[–]slomotion 28 points29 points ago

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Thats a pretty good De Niro impression for a baby

[–]FruityPeebils 41 points42 points ago

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[–]PapaTua 1 point2 points ago

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Best.

[–]oliverfist 43 points44 points ago

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You stare at it for a long time and pretend to look disgusted?

[–]IAmSenorChang 11 points12 points ago

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[–]MrMackay 4 points5 points ago

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yup

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This is what I do in the mirror for no apparent reason.

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[–]ambivilant 24 points25 points ago

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Backdoor Sluts 9

[–]crod242 58 points59 points ago

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Curb Your Enthusiasm

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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Wait what?

[–]crod242 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Unreal143 1 point2 points ago

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I like your enthusiasm.

[–]theusernameiwanted 11 points12 points ago

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Transformers

[–]bluthru 10 points11 points ago

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The Jeffersons.

[–]stupid_face01 6 points7 points ago

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The Simpson's

[–]viper6575 1 point2 points ago

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Cosby Show

[–]warnerrr 4 points5 points ago

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[–]hotpie 15 points16 points ago

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I don't understand. This is usually how I react.

[–]JaymesJB 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you for my daily dose of Urkel.

[–]feckineejit 3 points4 points ago

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it makes me feel good about how slightly above average my penis is

[–]fox1992 4 points5 points ago

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Me... gusta?

[–]MasterDefenestrator 3 points4 points ago

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For me it's more of a http://i.imgur.com/pDmE4.gif

[–]QuitYoJibbaJabba 19 points20 points ago

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For some odd reason, I was reminded of this gif...

[–]theusernameiwanted 32 points33 points ago

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Fuck that guy.

[–]techtakular 1 point2 points ago

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not even with a ten foot pole, I might catch his crazy.

[–]my_dixie_wrecked 8 points9 points ago

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damn, that's a pretty good George Carlin impression.

[–]sittered 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody.

[–]theusernameiwanted 2 points3 points ago

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Ill never get why people make such a big deal about the response. If you wanted to fuck with people with all of your answers, then "nobody" would be the first thing you think of besides "everybody"

[–]Vihaan 10 points11 points ago

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search reddit: [F]

No more cock.

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 6 points7 points ago

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LOL. Man this gif made my night. Thanks. Was such a shitty day at work lol.

[–]Cavemonster 14 points15 points ago

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Congratulations, you have assured the online community that you are not gay! Mazel tov.

[–]AFarewellToArms 28 points29 points ago

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I'm not convinced.

[–]fatbatman 2 points3 points ago

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[–]techtakular 4 points5 points ago

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here is mine

[–]ThePancakeMan 1 point2 points ago

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That is what I am like whenever I browse r/WTF

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago*

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That is what I am 
like whenever I browse r/
WTF

[–]AlexElectric 1 point2 points ago

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Really? most of the [M] posts that get upvoted are pure comedy gold and not pornographic at all.

[–]phancci 1 point2 points ago

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I looooves them.

[–]Almondcoconuts 3 points4 points ago

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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED. LET THE FAP OFF BEGIN.

[–]adventurously 3 points4 points ago

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bwahaha... this took me all the way the snort-level laugh!

[–]rsheahen 1 point2 points ago

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This about sums it right there.

[–]Beady 1 point2 points ago

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right as he made his first facial expression, I realized my black friend looks like Urkel

[–]jamesvdm 1 point2 points ago

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Possibly the greatest non-nsfw gif I've ever seen.

[–]Pointyboot 1 point2 points ago

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would someone PLEASE answer why the "M" is in brackets? i see these brackets in headlines all the time. outside of /trees, i am either to illiterate or just dumb to understand why the fucking bracket is there.

[–]MtHammer 5 points6 points ago

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My understanding is that such markings indicate a gonewild post that contains a picture (or pictures) of a [M]ale redditor. These submissions would then, logically, be expected to have quite a bit more penis in them then the posts marked with an [F].

[–]pBeloBAC11 2 points3 points ago

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[M] = Male [F] = Female [E] = Elevator [C] = Cucumber

[–]gerbal 3 points4 points ago

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And then if you wander into lgbt gonewild, letters of astounding varieties.

[–]ZoomBlah 1 point2 points ago

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I miss the days when he voice acted Sonic the Hedgehog (both Sat AM and AoStH).

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

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I shat bricks the first time I realized that Sonic was Urkel.

[–]cdwillis 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote and move on.

[–]xcrouton 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is the first time a .gif actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]Ngiole 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just kind of like hey are you in Cincinnati and dtf?

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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They should just split that subreddit into two sub-subreddit-reddits.

[–]yukijr 0 points1 point ago

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you're about 1000 voted below what i expected

[–]pixelplayer 0 points1 point ago

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so you were taken a back but then you were intrigued

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That long hu? Id be out of there within the first second

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That gif made me laugh so hard LOL

[–]killzy707 0 points1 point ago

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I spit in laughter when I saw the .gif related to the title. Good job OP.

[–]gimunu 0 points1 point ago

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steve urkel at his best!!!

[–]SANAFABICH 0 points1 point ago

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I see you all just keep looking at it, regardless of your shocked faces. You just keep on staring...