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[–]ZeroRecursion 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus.

[–]landragoran 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zero6060 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for reminding of that. Hilarious!

[–]csdoubleyou 1 point2 points ago

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THE LORD

[–]kycube 1 point2 points ago

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Correction: Baby foreskins blessed by Jesus.

[–]TheMacPhisto[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My guess is money.

[–]cuteman 0 points1 point ago

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no that's what the golden church pews are made out of

[–]jamesmech 1 point2 points ago

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His coat is filled with the healing power of jeebus. That and a good wash in a ton of bullshit.

[–]leif777 1 point2 points ago

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lies.

[–]waterinabottle 0 points1 point ago

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at first i was really confused about why people kept wanting to get hit by a dude swinging a suit coat around. then i saw the hanging cross and it all made sense.

[–]lizzehness 0 points1 point ago

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the jeebus is in his coat pocket. holding a brick.

[–]CheddarHeather 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus's scrotum.

[–]NorbertDupner 0 points1 point ago

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Vicuna

[–]FrenchFriedMushroom 0 points1 point ago

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The skin of Jesus.

[–]MBallzEsHari 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Norris's moms pubic hair.