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[–]taozero 2 points3 points ago

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Why do you think Zombies love shopping malls?

[–]flussence 0 points1 point ago

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It's not for the food.

[–]taozero 1 point2 points ago

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I think they feel at home there.

[–]BooRadleyBoo 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the modern version of man has a receding hairline.

[–]deadbaby 1 point2 points ago

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It's called "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", a short story from the fifties (i think) about a meek man with extremely manly daydreams...this shit aint nothin' new, kids.

[–]manfromfuture 1 point2 points ago

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In defense of shopping, that shirt is pretty sweet.

[–]chrisawesomeson 3 points4 points ago

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That's it - I'm going hunting this fall.

[–]WilliamDecker 1 point2 points ago

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This year I'm going hunting with my uncle and cousins. I am not as much concerned to kill the beast as I am to gut and skin it. Not to sound like the creepiest guy ever, but it's a skill I haven't quite mastered. I fish a lot and this is basically the next step up. I should mention I cook quite a bit, so it's not so much about the brutalization of the animal as it is the preserving of all of its resources.

I look at bambi the same way many would look at a vegetable. It's something I wish to consume, and because it's a living creature I'd feel bad to not learn how to respect it in the proper manner. When I fish I use 100% of the animal. Everything that isn't eaten is thrown back into where I caught the fish so that the other creatures can feed on it.

[–]Jafit 1 point2 points ago

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No guns and no stupid modern composite Rambo bow & arrow.

If you use anything more than a sharp stick (or rock) and a loincloth, then you are not a real man.

[–]WilliamDecker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hobroken 0 points1 point ago

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That was a pretty good shot.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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And then we're supposed to care about the difference between Royal Blue and Navy Blue. Fuck Blue!

[–]blastfemur 0 points1 point ago

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[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

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Kill the beast! Smash his skull! Drink his blood

[–]btnheazy03 -1 points0 points ago

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go to the shooting range.

[–]klsi832 -1 points0 points ago

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I know you hate shopping, but that's what you get for acting like such a weirdo when we went to the zoo last weekend.