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[–]hungry_freaks 3 points4 points ago

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There's a point where you can't drink more water but your body is still begging you for more. I hate maximum capacity.

[–]ikkunurbtt 2 points3 points ago

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i especially love the "slogging" feeling in the belly after too much water....

and being hungover just makes it last that much longer.

[–]hungry_freaks 2 points3 points ago

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I've had that face all day.

[–]Lithius 2 points3 points ago

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Ice water. Drink it. Love it. Live it.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, MILK then WATER then MILK.

You will probably puke but it gets the bile out of your system.

[–]Bichofelix 0 points1 point ago

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Idk, I've never had a problem with waking up and smashing as much water as I could then going back to sleep. I always wake up feeling amazing.

[–]sixworldfairs 0 points1 point ago

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There is little hope I can offer after the twenties. Hangovers aren't even worth the fun the night before anymore, because they are such torture. :(

[–]Nashtak 0 points1 point ago

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I never get hangovers. Once, i got so face fucked on whiskey, i threw up on my friends floor and have no memory other than being in the shower.

Woke up fresh like a rose, while my pal was dying in the next bed after ingurgating much less than i did.

Gotta love being young.