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[–]TeazleDiesel 165 points166 points ago

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They called it Black Swan

[–]kabukistar 35 points36 points ago

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Most disappointing sex scene ever.

[–]BroadStreetElite 46 points47 points ago

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Hard to imagine the MPAA actually fought for a NC-17 rating, theres actually a scandalous history of women having orgasms and the MPAA rating the film. They told Zack Snyder 'Sucker Punch' would be rated R if they left the Emily Browning sex scene in the film as it was, in the scene she had an orgasm and they said if they made it look like she was raped/didn't enjoy the sex at all, they would allow it to stay PG-13.

Apparently the MPAA is run by impotent men.

[–]Hubso 14 points15 points ago

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I really recommend watching this for more information.

[–]ericanderton 7 points8 points ago

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Me: That's a link to "Not Yet Rated" isn't it?

Upvote for your sir/madam. That movie completely opened my eyes to the ridiculousness that is the MPAA rating system.

[–]LuciferDR 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely worth watching!

[–]Hoobleton 2 points3 points ago

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There's a film with an Emily Browning sex scene? How did I not know this?

[–]byu[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if BroadStreetElite is talking about the cut ending scene with the highroller..

SuckerPunch Uncut Ending, Extra Scene

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Where is the deleted scene? For science. :3

[–]Nourn 11 points12 points ago

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I ain't fucking at the club, put your clothes back on.

[–]rvweber 6 points7 points ago

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Black Swan, Brokeback 2, Hannah Montana - I can make it all work. Thanks.

[–]gleam 1 point2 points ago

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They called it "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" and it came out 15 years before Brokeback. And it had Uma Thurman banging River Phoenix's sister.

Plus, this quote:

"Better reach for your spraycans...Not one of these pussies been washed in weeks...Yeah, smell this! Woo!"

That said, it really was a pretty bad movie.

[–]TroutMcGout 1 point2 points ago

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It was a pretty good book though.

[–]taozero 6 points7 points ago

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Zing!

[–]jphw 13 points14 points ago

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What people will do through the film.

[–]OsamaBeenModdin 1 point2 points ago

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Black Schwan

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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Brokeback Valley

[–]originalone 0 points1 point ago

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Aren't lesbian sex scene supposed to have boobs though?

[–]Ihasn 43 points44 points ago

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Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders

[–]veul 24 points25 points ago

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At least one of those girls is dead

[–]CYRlX 23 points24 points ago

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Giggidy.

[–]Excentinel 1 point2 points ago

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I would have gone with 'kinky!' but that works too.

[–]Uriniass -5 points-4 points ago

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Giggity Giggity Giggity

[–]furmat60 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing like cracking open a cold one!

[–]Ignorantsplooge 9 points10 points ago

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RIP Jessica Simpson's career.

[–]mahtehthew 1 point2 points ago

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related video

[–]gleam -1 points0 points ago

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How else do you think they get the fur?

[–]TheWindupBird 8 points9 points ago

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Brokeback Mountain 2: The Scissoring

[–]fairwayks 3 points4 points ago

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I can't quit Jessica Alba.

[–]MrWhippy24 0 points1 point ago

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This^ - The original Brokeback Mountain 2 joke, and with perfect timing and zeitgeist when it came out. I laughed uncontrollably in the middile of work when I first saw it.

[–]lunyboy -1 points0 points ago

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Da's a guh naim, mang.

[–]apomme 27 points28 points ago

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Brokeback Mountain 2: Sister Siesta

[–]sirlogsalot 9 points10 points ago

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sister sister?

[–]doug 5 points6 points ago

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sista SIS-TAAAAA.

[–]ROK247 24 points25 points ago

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bandidas. not the greatest movie ever made but it's worth watching.

[–]ColHunterGathers 10 points11 points ago

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I watched it purely for those two. And the two on Penelope's chest too. Still some cool scenes though.

[–]triple_OH_7 3 points4 points ago

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They should have just called that movie Heaving Cleavage.

[–]bkay17 16 points17 points ago

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It's called internet porn. There's tons of prequels/sequels already out there waiting for you.

[–]nullibicity 16 points17 points ago

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But the storylines are unsatisfying and not Oscar worthy!

[–]bkay17 17 points18 points ago

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You've clearly never seen The Lord of the G-Strings

[–]JackMasters 11 points12 points ago

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Dildo Saggins....beautiful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Benadryl ..... Really? one of the characters names is Benadryl

[–]masasuka 3 points4 points ago

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Benadryl... really, an allergy medicine is the best name you can come up with in a porn...

[–]Circuitfire 1 point2 points ago

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12 hour epic?

[–]TheDroopy 4 points5 points ago

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Is anyone else bothered when pornos set up ten minutes of story at the beginning and then just end after the money shot? Come on, I need these loose ends tied up. What is her father going to do when he comes home to find his best friend with his daughter?

[–]nullibicity 2 points3 points ago

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Something sexy, probably. They have to save something for the sequel.

[–]WindKin 0 points1 point ago

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What is her father going to do when he comes home to find his best friend in his daughter?

FTFY.

[–]limer 7 points8 points ago*

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If they did make it, it would be something like this. Brokeback Mountain 2: The Cowgirls

[–]ruptured_pomposity 2 points3 points ago

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...and that about sums it up.

[–]eganist 7 points8 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Undone

Granted, it's an indie piece set in the modern era, but it's mostly the same plotline. It even has the record for the longest lesbian kiss on film. The lead in the role is:

https://www.facebook.com/necar.zadegan

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[–]Lillefix 2 points3 points ago

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Use this link to avoid logging in
http://www.youtube.com/v/8dm8Tq_o8nY

[–]nurgleplague 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote if you were done before the video was...

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[–]shpanky 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I didn't really watch the first movie for the plot either...

[–]hoovcluck 3 points4 points ago

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"I got two hard rules I live by, pop. I don't f*ck with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives..."

-kenny powers

[–]tummybox 4 points5 points ago

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Brokeback Canyon

[–]Heartless000 4 points5 points ago

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I'd go see that movie every fucking day for 10 years!

[–]cjb630 3 points4 points ago

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Mulholland Drive. best lesbo scene ever IMO.

[–]SmokeBeersErrDay 24 points25 points ago

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I still don't really get why I'm supposed to be into lesbians.

[–]smurfpopulation 61 points62 points ago

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Because boobs.

[–]crackshot91 7 points8 points ago

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/thread

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, they're totally gay.

[–]r0ck0 13 points14 points ago

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Sexual scenes - dicks = lezzos

[–]SnapelovesHarrysMom 32 points33 points ago

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I am because I'm a lesbian.

[–]dmack96 9 points10 points ago

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(verification needed)

[–]Clowncopter 18 points19 points ago

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Make her fill out a FAPTCHA.

[–]SnapelovesHarrysMom 28 points29 points ago

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Nice try, average straight male.

[–]masasuka 2 points3 points ago

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hey, we can all dream can't we?

[–]AchillesGRK 12 points13 points ago

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I've never been super into lesbians either. Girls who are into threesomes on the other hand...

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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exactly

[–]theeespacepope 3 points4 points ago

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I still don't really get why I am into lesbians.

[–]Lampmonster1 3 points4 points ago

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Because you get to watch sex without staring at some dude's cock.

[–]kabukistar 2 points3 points ago

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Good. Stay away then.

[–]FatCat433 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1023#comic

[–]cheapdvds -1 points0 points ago

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I think it's ok as long as they let you join.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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nah - they need a new title for that one... how about.... arched back valley?

[–]Shadowglove 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not into this whole lesbian gay sex, I think it'c overrated and boring. But this. This I'd watch.

[–]edwartica 3 points4 points ago

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All I can say is this

[–]thefirm1990 0 points1 point ago

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This one might actually win an Oscar.

[–]AbeLincolnsHat 0 points1 point ago

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Has Paul Reubens taught you nothing?!

[–]biowtf 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a joke about the fact that the woman is on the other woman's back. Internet, you still haven't ruined me.

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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No no, this is Brokeback Valley, and really, everyone is missing the obvious sequel, one man and his 800 sheeps.

[–]shiftyeyeddogg 0 points1 point ago

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Shaaaaaa-wing

[–]themadmahdi 0 points1 point ago

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There will be some Box Breaking going on indeed!

[–]Busangod 0 points1 point ago

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I want to go to there

[–]baxter45 0 points1 point ago

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Spoiler alert: she dies in the end.

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 0 points1 point ago

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Betta have a strap on anal scene in a tent... Eh eh???

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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The reason Brokeback Mountain did so well was because women were going to see it for that reason. I guess it could work the other way round...

[–]GeneraLeeStoned 0 points1 point ago

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FYI everyone, there's a french softcore porn type movie streaming on netflix... can't remember what it's called but... yeah. you'll know it when you see it.

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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  1. have idea about movie with lesbians
  2. ???
  3. profit!

[–]vladk2k 0 points1 point ago

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It happened - called "Monster" with Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci

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[–]vladk2k 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you mean!

[–]Maitland3 0 points1 point ago

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Fur Traders...

[–]billmalarky 0 points1 point ago

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This Time... It's Personal.

[–]azadeh4377 0 points1 point ago

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You mean broke front mountain.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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Selma's accent makes her sound sexy. Penelope's accent makes her sound mildly retarded. Both are pretty though.

[–]thepalehunter 0 points1 point ago

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I think this would only be successful in a 'gentleman's theater'. Otherwise, it's just a chick flick.

[–]ThumpNuts 0 points1 point ago

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SERIOUSLY - This needs to happen now!

[–]rindindin 0 points1 point ago

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Or the internet porn version: Two girls, One tent

[–]you_are_not_prepared 0 points1 point ago

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FOR SCIENCE!

[–]jackyface 0 points1 point ago

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I keep trying to type out why I feel this is funny but rude and wrong, because Brokeback Mountain was much more thanlolzfaggotsonamountain, but I can't put it well enough. Though I can recommend you read the short story.

[–]never_listens 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone seen Room in Rome? How was it?

[–]fire94 -1 points0 points ago

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Rug Munch Mountain: Starring Zooey Deschanelle and Katy Perry

[–]fire94 0 points1 point ago

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if they do it, might as well make it weeirrddd

[–]bobcat_08 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in r/doublestandards.

[–]artemisbuckwald -1 points0 points ago

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Feminists would call it degrading to women and the LGBT society would say that it doesn't depict homosexuality through a realistic lens.

[–]Durzo_Blint 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason I think men will make up the primary demographic seeing this film.

[–]rexQuery 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason I think water is wet.

[–]redalchemy -1 points0 points ago

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Brokeback Mountain was an amazing movie, and it's sad how often it's subjected to such under appreciated views. It's a love story. The fact that the people in the story are gay should have nothing to do with it. Have an upvote for making chuckle tho.

[–]pintocat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gay and the movie was just too fucking sad. Gay characters are all either infected with HIV/AIDS, sexless eternally single robots, or beaten (usually to death).

If I wanted a depressing gay story, I'd live my own life.

[–]redalchemy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gay as well, and I fully agree. I can hardly bring myself to watch the whole movie. It's weird being able to relate to a romance movie, and when things go down at the end, it's just too much to handle. I'm always incredibly depressed for a few days after lol

[–]lunyboy 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think there is an audience for a Gay RomCom? Not being a douche, just curious.

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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There are many that exist already, they just don't have massive budget like the hetero ones do.

[–]redalchemy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yea, definitely. They're already out there. Look up "Adam and Steve". It's fucking hilarious lol

[–]nexrow -2 points-1 points ago

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I recognize them, but who are they?

[–]TheyCallMeC0WB0Y -3 points-2 points ago

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I was actually a stunt double in Brokeback Mountain. That job was a real pain-in-the-ass.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/7631_177456649765_648424765_3663098_728596_n.jpg

[–]GranMastaEngrish -1 points0 points ago

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Songcatcher

[–]TimmyPitts -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]Catmand0 -1 points0 points ago

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eh i still think the first one is hotter.

[–]rib-bit -2 points-1 points ago

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Can't wait to see the poster for BBM-3

[–]geneticswag -3 points-2 points ago

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Brokeback Mountain 2: it would break the box office.

[–]causticmango -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, just not with those two ugly hags.

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