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[–]shootdashit 4 points5 points ago

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jokes are usually funny if you don't know the punchline. isn't this old yet? i wonder if we'd call her a horse to her face or why we even would for that matter. not a fan of hers, but this is so far removed from clever at this point.

[–]castis 4 points5 points ago

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Hey! Did anyone say Sarah Jessica Parker yet? I saw a picture of a horse and thought about Sarah Jessica Parker because of that joke about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse and was wondering if anyone thought the same thing about Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]iamanooj 0 points1 point ago

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Can we start doing this with Daniel Tosh? Seeing as the resemblance is very easy.

[–]xanderzeshredmeister 0 points1 point ago

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This meme...like beating Sarah Jessica Parker with a stick...

[–]bestbiff 0 points1 point ago

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It's mandatory that you post a normal picture of yourself if you're going to submit a recycled SJP horse image. New rule.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody else call her Serrica Jessica Parker on accident?

[–]AnnaBohlic -5 points-4 points ago

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Spit my water out when i saw this. I will never get tired of the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes; REPOST UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE!

[–]scfd524 -4 points-3 points ago

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I find it to be an improvement.

[–]scfd524 -1 points0 points ago

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Wow...didn't know we had many Sarah Jessica Parker fans here...