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[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 224 points225 points ago

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Odin doesn't even carry a hammer; he has a spear.

[–]haasted 171 points172 points ago

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Also, Odin has only one eye.

[–]surfnaked 71 points72 points ago

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And two large black birds on his shoulders.

[–]Napalmnewt 43 points44 points ago

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Huginn and Muninn, yup.

[–]surfnaked 28 points29 points ago

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Memory and what?

[–]serasuna 31 points32 points ago

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Memory and Thought.

[–]glod 2 points3 points ago

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Jet black and clawed.

[–]EndsWithJusSayin 11 points12 points ago

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No one is seeing what you did there. Jus Sayin.

[–]surfnaked 7 points8 points ago

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Didn't see it myself until you said that.

[–]Xeeker 2 points3 points ago

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boy, do i feel stupid now.

[–]cheysuli 5 points6 points ago

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Thought and Memory. He feared losing Muninn the most (memory)

edit: Muninn can also be 'mind'

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Huginn and Muninn fly to the mortal realm and collect information on the mortals for Odin.

[–]TotiMercator 0 points1 point ago

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In modern Icelandic hugur means courage or mind.

If a man is "hugaður" then he is courageous.

[–]mdattin 6 points7 points ago

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memory and thought

[–]TheyCalledMeMad 10 points11 points ago

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And a bitchin' pair of wolves who sit at his feet. Don't fuck with Odin.

[–]lediablerouge 18 points19 points ago

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And Sleipnir, the eight legged horse.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Who was related to Sigurd's horse, Grani.

[–]joegekko 6 points7 points ago

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That horse is amazing.

[–]freerider 6 points7 points ago

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Give it a lick!

[–]shmiddy 1 point2 points ago

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mmmmmm, it tastes just like raisins!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty huge, too. Sigurd's sword, Gram, which was three blade length's long, didn't drag along on the ground while he was riding Grani.

[–]I_r_redditmans 5 points6 points ago

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Whose mother was Loki.

[–]MasculistMan 4 points5 points ago

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Who happened to be a female horse that day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gere and Freke.

[–]splashdamage 0 points1 point ago

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Ravens mate

[–]Mororeflex 2 points3 points ago

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No one's mentioned his magic reproducing ring yet?

[–]Subreditrol 1 point2 points ago

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and breasts

[–]odinsspear 33 points34 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]jook11 16 points17 points ago

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It is known.

[–]Cynyr 6 points7 points ago

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It is KNOWN!

[–]Neebat 6 points7 points ago

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Is there a problem with Thor talking about how awesome his dad is?

[–]karmapillar 2 points3 points ago

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It has a cool name too! I'm bookmarking this for the next time a redditor needs a pet name. Should be any minute now...

[–]draxxus227 0 points1 point ago

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I would think a hammer would be more efficient when killing ice giants.

[–]hotasphalt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dealjobber 8 points9 points ago

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There's another version of that picture floating around. It says: "Your god was nailed to a cross. My god has a hammer. Any questions?"

[–]OkayButWashItFirst 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, there is.

[–]AndAnAlbatross 2 points3 points ago

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We must circulate a fixed picture/caption so there's a fair chance the next repost will be correct.

[–]cynognathus 24 points25 points ago

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[–]chubsly 2 points3 points ago

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would it be wrong to repost that immediately? I hope someone already has.

[–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit! He's a bad-ass.

[–]conorwillman 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Yes He Is.

[–]victore992 8 points9 points ago

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OP obviously never played Age of Mythology

[–]DSSCRA 2 points3 points ago

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I actually knew this from playing too much Ragnarok online :\ (surprisingly accurate source)

[–]empyreanmax 28 points29 points ago

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Age of Mythology up in this bitch.

[–]Goalieman009 4 points5 points ago

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I always play as Loki

[–]Zippo16 2 points3 points ago

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Oranos how we do it.

[–]mongo_lloyd 1 point2 points ago

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I was always a Norse guy, but the Atlantean dudes with big shields and spears are boss.

[–]Zippo16 2 points3 points ago

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Destroyers I think, my favourite unit right there.

How I miss that game

[–]odintal 2 points3 points ago

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I can confirm that this illustration looks nothing like me.

[–]opensandshuts 1 point2 points ago

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And Thor is the son of Odin.

[–]Nordcore 1 point2 points ago

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But the hammer is wrong, its supposed to have a short handle, like this. Its a weapon, not a tool.

[–]The_Evil_Within 1 point2 points ago

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See, I thought a war hammer would be small and have a VERY long handle... but Thor's was big because as a god he had the strength to wield it, and the handle was short because of a prank by Loki.

[–]Tedwardy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Deinosmos 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THOR MED HAMMERN! >:) (Norwegian)

[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

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And no matter how many times its posted people seem to forget that he's Odin's son who did most of the ice-giant killing at his father's behest. What's the problem?

[–]kolm 166 points167 points ago

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That's Thor, not Odin.

[–]Its_Always_420 42 points43 points ago

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Odin has one eye. like this

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 10 points11 points ago

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If Odin is a god, why does he have one eye missing?

[–]FlyingOnion 120 points121 points ago

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He sacrificed it so he could drink from a spring of wisdom. Norse gods aren't immortal or invulnerable. In fact many of them die in spectacular fashion.

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 12 points13 points ago

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Ah. That explains it. Thanks.

[–]weareraccoons 7 points8 points ago

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[–]farceur318 23 points24 points ago

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That guy is nowhere near drunk enough for that to be entertaining.

[–]FnuGk 5 points6 points ago

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yes except he says loki is like satan. Loki is not really evil he just fucks stuff up. Even though he is also responsible for balders death by letting him be shot by an arrow made of the only thing that could hurt him (dont know the english word for the tree sort) he didnt know it would kill him, only hurt him.

[–]weareraccoons 7 points8 points ago

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I know he doesn't start off evil, he just has a bad sense of humor and is a bit of a mean drunk. He doesn't really do anything too bad until after Thor sews his mouth shut. Even then, like you said killing Balder wasn't his goal (though I think that depends on which translation you are reading). By the time that Ragnarok rolls around though he seems pretty okay with being the bad guy, which again is because of the punishment he gets from the Aesir. Having one son turned into a wolf which then disembowels another son, whose intestines are used to tie you to a rock in a cave while a snake drips poison into your eyes would probably put anyone into a "want to watch the world burn" type of mood I would think. I think it is pretty interesting how he is the only god that seems to show any sort of change in character.

[–]MasculistMan 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, the wolf was born like that. As was the giant serpent Jormungand, and Sleipnir, an eight-legged horse. Not to mention his daughter Hel, who ended up ruling... Hel. I think there are several reasons for his breakdown.

[–]weareraccoons 1 point2 points ago

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The wolf I was referring to was his son Narfi. Fenrir was his son from a she-giant not his wife Sigyn.

[–]oldstumpy 2 points3 points ago

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but then Loki in disguise was the only creature in the world that wouldn't weep for Balder, so he couldn't return from the dead. yeah, Loki's a jerk.

[–]Machismo_Ferality 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Lurk_No_More 2 points3 points ago

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You may like the book American Gods.

[–]beirch 3 points4 points ago

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The protagonist is named Shadow. Stopped reading there.

[–]adam_frankenstein 3 points4 points ago

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His nickname is Shadow. You're denying yourself a fantastic book if you're going to ignore it because of that.

[–]fakethis 2 points3 points ago

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You just have to look past that! It was quite a good read, unfortunate naming aside.

[–]Maybe_Im_Lying 7 points8 points ago

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The Norse gods were surprisingly mortal in some cases, and in Odin's case he sacrificed it to a spring to gain the Wisdom of the Ages.

[–]Cockadoo 3 points4 points ago

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Also that's oooooooooooooooold.

[–]Renian 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't mean Odin's son can't give props to his dad.

[–]IbidtheWriter 0 points1 point ago

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Well yeah, clearly. If that were Odin he'd be talking in 3rd person.

[–]thesuperfli 138 points139 points ago

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Also, Jesus never said that. So this is all kinds of fail.

[–]ASeriousManatee 32 points33 points ago

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You must have missed the part of the Bible where Jesus flies around Jerusalem on a holy winged steed and metes out judgement to evil doers with his flaming sword of vengeance.

[–]geepy 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Jews. They were so disappointed.

[–]RosengardREPRESENT 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's his dad.

[–]gungywamp 49 points50 points ago

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I'm sorry but I can't upvote you, not because it's a repost, but because it displays a lack of knowledge of Norse mythology.

[–]othersomethings 33 points34 points ago

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And biblical theology.

[–]Just_another_man 7 points8 points ago

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don't let r/atheism hear you say that.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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fuck r/atheism

[–]The_Evil_Within 2 points3 points ago

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How do you have sex with a subreddit?

[–]onionhammer 3 points4 points ago

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Or biblical mythology.

ftfy

[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

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You seem to be reading a final line to the picture that says "And this is Odin" It's not showing up on my screen for some reason. Did Thor promise the end to all ice giants? Did Odin have any problem with his son killing the ice giants? No? Then what's the mythological problem?

[–]gungywamp 1 point2 points ago

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Okay then how about this: I cannot upvote because it doesn't give credit for the picture to the artists who created it for the most excellent game Age of Mythology, which will forever have a special place in my heart.

And I will finish with a counterpoint.

[–]floatablepie 29 points30 points ago

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Not only is that Thor, but it is Thor's picture from Age of Mythology.

[–]fruitblender 15 points16 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Everytime I see this picture, I have the urge to play that game.

[–]ztherion 18 points19 points ago

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Veydamadur?

Gurun schelt.

[–]inahst 4 points5 points ago

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All about the Isis

[–]redskyformiles 13 points14 points ago

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Thor, Odin's son, protector of mankind, ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits. \m/

[–]weareraccoons 2 points3 points ago

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Finally got to see them live a couple weeks ago. So awesome.

[–]MetalBeard 0 points1 point ago

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They do put on a good show!

[–]absurdlyobfuscated 22 points23 points ago

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Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

[–]acklefutz 9 points10 points ago

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Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

[–]weareraccoons 11 points12 points ago

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That's home-owner tax.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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Actually, it was Thor who made that promise. Odin adopted an ice giant as his son (Loki). I mean geez, it's a movie now but any kid who read Tales of Asgard as opposed to just comic books knows this and now, you do too. :-)

[–]TheKeysToTheZeppelin 18 points19 points ago

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And even Thor didn't promise the end of all ice giants, or any giants for that matter. He just sort of fought them now and again. He certainly disliked the giants, but he seemed perfectly content to leave them be sometimes.

[–]_Woodrow_ 13 points14 points ago

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Also. Jesus never made that promise either.

Cute sentiment, but full of fail

[–]DanParts 0 points1 point ago

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Once he dressed up like a woman and went to dinner with them.

[–]Darr_Syn 6 points7 points ago

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Actually Hangatyr didn't take Loki as a son. They were, well closest idea would be "blood brothers". The Hang'd One promised Loki food from his table, mead from his cup and warmth from his hearth.

I know I'm just being picky but still.

[–]TheyCalledMeMad 0 points1 point ago

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Blood-brothers would be the exact idea, Loki and Odin made a blood-bond. It was kind of a big deal to them.

[–]WatchYouSleep 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, I was just about to say that.

[–]hitlersshit 1 point2 points ago*

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I mean geez, it's a movie now but any kid who read Tales of Asgard as opposed to just comic books knows this and now, you do too. :-)

In original Norse mythology, Loki is a God (not an ice giant) and Thor isn't even Odin's only son.

[–]NesPickler 64 points65 points ago

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My god doesn't repost

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah, wow

2 other posts within the last day, 12 in 3 months.

[–]pillsburydoughman 4 points5 points ago

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I'm confused. Everyone complains about the post yet it ends up on the frontpage

[–]TheLostSanity 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone really likes to complain about this because they just like to bitch about everything. Most people look at it, chuckle and move on, with either an up or down vote. Clearly most people still find the image amusing.

[–]iLikeBoxes 0 points1 point ago

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Some people don't look at comments of funny/pics/and pretty much any of those similar subreddits.

[–]Jepaco95 10 points11 points ago

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......Age of mythology. That is all.

[–]buckwheatreads87 3 points4 points ago

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VIKING POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Darr_Syn 4 points5 points ago

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Norse!=Viking.

Fyi.

[–]Iwanttobelive 1 point2 points ago

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Oh really? I didn't know that, can you give an example of a viking that wasn't norse?

[–]Darr_Syn 2 points3 points ago

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Thing is you are confusing the job with the race.

All vikings are Norse but not all Norse are vikings.

A viking was a role in the Nordic society, for example like a solider, not a race in and of itself.

[–]Gabano 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Ultimate_Thor 5 points6 points ago

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Good job dad but FYI, that's me in the picture...

[–]InteractiveFiction 2 points3 points ago

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Looking out over the vast beauty of your domain, you regard the 
mountain tops with lonely eyes. You, the last of the ice giants, have 
sat here now for many a year, hoping that Odin's lack of stereo 
vision will keep you hidden against the icy mountain.

Will you move, or continue to stay still?

[–]Conchobair 6 points7 points ago

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Thats not Odin, it's Thor. Neither Jesus, Thor, or Odin promised anything mentioned in thic picture.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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"Your god was nailed to a cross. My god carries a hammer. Just sayin'."

[–]Punkwasher 14 points15 points ago

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"Your god was nailed to a cross. Odin nails himself to a tree every Wednesday! Odin is just that fucking metal!"

[–]Atreides_Zero 12 points13 points ago

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Odin ripped out his own eye in exchange for wisdom.

Still a picture of Thor though.

[–]cleverseneca 1 point2 points ago

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he also hung for a Yggdrassil to learn the art of the rune.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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Your god turned water into wine. Mine is made of pasta. I think we could get along well together.

[–]Butabah 6 points7 points ago

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Jesus fucking Christ, how many times will this be reposted with the WRONG gods?

By the great roots of Yggdrassil, people are morons.

[–]Horny_Troll 1 point2 points ago

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wrong Gods and FALSE promises

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck. Reposts.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]1337_beat 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe its just me, but Norse mythology has and will always be my favorite.

[–]fenwaygnome 2 points3 points ago

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Not that I want to defend Christianity, but when the hell did Jesus say he was going to end wicked people? The whole point is that we have free will and will be judged based on the decisions we make with that freedom.

[–]Mecha_Derp 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus didn't promise that... dumbass

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 10 points11 points ago

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Lots of posts of "that's Thor!". Yea it's Thor. But Thor is Odins son, and being Odins son he's to Odin as Jesus is to God.

...I don't really know where the connection is, I had it when I started writing but now it's gone. Ah well.

[–]censusguy 7 points8 points ago

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reads comment

looks at username

Heh.

[–]blackpandemic 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't you have recorded that or something?

[–]Velitatio 1 point2 points ago

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This is the 15th time i point out this is not Odin. How about not reposting this again and avoid looking like a complete retard

[–]CdtHick 1 point2 points ago

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Great Odin's Raven! (Actually, Odin had two ravens, but you knew that already...NERD)

[–]plokijuhujiko 1 point2 points ago*

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Use this guide for figuring out if a dude is Odin or not:

Is he missing an eye? No? Then that ain't the guy.

[–]picalo 1 point2 points ago

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That is my sons middle name...wife wouldn't let me make it his first name.

[–]Phobos22 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone just remake this with a picture of Odin

[–]OBrien 1 point2 points ago

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Brb reposting this with a picture of Ra

[–]fooreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Just gonna leave this here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor

[–]darkangelx 1 point2 points ago

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I am the Guardian of Bitfrost!

[–]Sentient545 1 point2 points ago

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...That illustration makes me want to load up ye olde Age of Mythology.

[–]DarthNobody 1 point2 points ago

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that's not Odin.

[–]rasmusdf 1 point2 points ago

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That's Thor, you nerd.

[–]blatant_lorax_theft 1 point2 points ago

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ISIS loses.

[–]angerbunny 1 point2 points ago

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I totally ctrl+f'd for an Archer reference. Upvote sir.

[–]threewolvesonemoon 1 point2 points ago

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I love Age of Mythology too fucking much to not upvote this

[–]Batrok 1 point2 points ago

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Crom sits on his mountain and laughs. Crom does nothing for man. Man must do for himself.

Crom wins.

[–]roml 1 point2 points ago

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DAE read that in the voice of the Mortal Kombat referee?

[–]GhostlySnow 1 point2 points ago

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That's Thor.

Clearly you didn't give an eye up for a drink from Mimirs well to gain wisdom...

[–]micahshell 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus didn't promise the end of all wicked people? Why is it such a misconception that Jesus came here to make bad people good, make gays straight, make alcoholics sober, make druggies stop etc. We all sin even the priests, nuns, pope(s) everyday all day. He gave us a way out of hell because are works won't save us, believing your good or better than the next guy isn't good enough either. We have been given a chance to immortality even though we deserve to be erased from the universe body and soul.

[–]Reginault 0 points1 point ago

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Can we keep this repost to once a month? An obscure search for "Odin" reveals this identical picture 12 days ago and 17 days ago.

[–]rdeluca 10 points11 points ago

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And besides that it's fucking THOR

[–]scotthowardADTR 0 points1 point ago

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"..many.."

[–]hoodoomonster 0 points1 point ago

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Not Fuckin again!! Re-post of Thor talking from 6 months ago! Come on people!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ProbablyTooNice 0 points1 point ago

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Great Odin's raven! That's not Odin!

[–]4mp3d 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that a picture of Thor...

[–]mul4mbo 0 points1 point ago

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The battle that kills the ice giants is Ragnarok. it hasn't happened yet. It will destroy the world when it does happen, though, so if you are still alive you might notice it as it happens. Or maybe not.

[–]sodoh 0 points1 point ago

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Just nitpick as well, the whole Norse pantheon never existed. What I mean is, it was never a religion to begin with. Comes from a 13th Century book called the Ebba.

The stories actually appear to be rewritten stories of the Bible.

[–]anotherjames 0 points1 point ago

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Uhtred of Babbenburg agrees.

[–]nerdfighterelle 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, I know it's bad rediquette to complain about reposts, but seriously. I've seen this a fillion dillion times and it's old.

[–]orcadus 0 points1 point ago

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How long ago has this been around? because I remember responding to this same question exactly like this on Cracked.com

[–]doolahan 0 points1 point ago

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But reposters always lose ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jupiter's cock!

[–]Danut2 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

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Badass... I god-a troll my Fundie Army Friends with this someday.

[–]advocate_de_diablo 0 points1 point ago

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AOM THOR?!?!

[–]mini_loki 0 points1 point ago

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Repost and the other one was better. 'dont see many' so there are a few? Sigh fail fail trilane fail. Also this is thor as everyone else has said

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stranjak 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S THOR YOU BASTARD!

[–]blueyb 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah!? Well, Jesus wasn't cut in half by Seifer in FF8! So there!

[–]iwishihadgills 0 points1 point ago

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Repost but so epic and so righteous, it will always get my vote.

[–]Anon6942 0 points1 point ago

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I call repost, because i reposted this before. The thing i wonder is how you got so many up votes and i didn't get crap.

[–]Paralissa 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe Thor is just referring to Odin? I always imagined that Thor was talking to like some Christian mercenaries or something.

[–]JuliusCaesarSGE 0 points1 point ago

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Down-voting Roman congratulates your misnamed Norse god.

[–]GayestBitch 0 points1 point ago

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Except that's fucking Thor. I'm going to play Age of Mythology.

[–]FakeExplanation 0 points1 point ago

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This post is a reference to "Thursday" which in actuality was originally "Thorsday" because of the significance and respect associated with Thor. Thor is also the norse god of war, which can be interpreted to mean violence. The violence of the disappearance of the Ice Giants can be seen in the movie thor as evidence of this.

The more you know

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

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If you're gonna bother re-posting this, at least fix it. It's Thor, and he's holding mjolnir, his fucking hammer.

[–]Heelincal 0 points1 point ago

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Every freaking month someone posts this... so old.

[–]XtreeMist 0 points1 point ago

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wow way to repost

[–]macpoopalot 0 points1 point ago

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That's definitely Thor, but upvote for Age of Mythology.

[–]Vezqua 0 points1 point ago

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Rolf repost, really old too.

[–]Clyde_Frog_FTW 0 points1 point ago

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"Great Odin's Raven!"

[–]outsider 0 points1 point ago

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That isn't what Jesus promised, and the Norse gods die in Ragnarok.

[–]killermicrobe 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY REPOST BATMAN!

[–]thrawnie 0 points1 point ago

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You don't see "many" ice giants around? Where the hell do you live? o.O

[–]yogurtshwartz 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus promised the end of all wicked people?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus never promised the end of all wicked people...

[–]predo 0 points1 point ago

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That's Thor... :P

[–]justanotherwiseass 0 points1 point ago

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Repost # 8472

[–]ilias317 0 points1 point ago

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Can we please stop posting this fucking picture? It was chuckle worthy the first time. Now it's just pointless.

[–]notouchmycookies 0 points1 point ago

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define "ice giant"

[–]kangaimroo 0 points1 point ago

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As a norwegian I feel obligated to say that my god has a hammer and your god was nailed to a cross. Any questions?

[–]Motivated_null 0 points1 point ago

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for the millionth time. thats THOR. WTF.