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[–]LumpyDog 10 points11 points ago

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More or less how I react when someone points anything at me. Being asked to play "catch" totally stresses me out.

[–]PsychoKuros 8 points9 points ago

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Here, catch! tosses grenade

[–]LumpyDog 6 points7 points ago

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Grenade. Football. Testicle-eating spider. They're all the same when it comes to "catch."

[–]nolez 4 points5 points ago

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Please tell me that a testicle-eating spider doesn't actually exist.

[–]bobbles 4 points5 points ago

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[–]LumpyDog 2 points3 points ago

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Right? That's like me killing an Orca by nibbling its flipper. No logical reason for that to exist.

[–]nolez 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man. You're a bad bad person.

[–]LumpyDog 1 point2 points ago

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They're ALL testicle-eaters, near as I can tell.

[–]Sailoctopus 1 point2 points ago

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falls back into bunker

[–]Theon 6 points7 points ago

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[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

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This totally went along with the song i was listening to. Offspring- hit that.

[–]MoEnt 2 points3 points ago

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Poor declawed cat.

[–]pinaygirl 1 point2 points ago

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Best application of wiggly white cat gif!

[–]HelloSunshineXx 1 point2 points ago

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this is so true it's scary. if anyone ever throws or even goes to aim something at me i end up looking like i'm having a fit. -_-

[–]coolnow 1 point2 points ago

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I'm far too slow. I just seize up and show my hands, praying that the band snaps or backfires or something.

[–]Tier4 1 point2 points ago

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Weird I haven't acted like that since I was 12. Pretty much anybody will lose their nerve to shoot it at you if you just stare at them.

[–]joyfield 1 point2 points ago

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That is me with insomnia.

[–]andbruno 1 point2 points ago

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I put up both hands and one foot.

[–]wretcheddawn 1 point2 points ago

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Needs traction control.

[–]wolfsktaag 0 points1 point ago

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theres no way id let something that paws at its poop onto my bed