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[–]Tin_Feuler 44 points45 points ago

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Batman is a billionaire. That's a CRT TV. I call shenanigans.

[–]deathschool 35 points36 points ago

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he's also watching soccer...

[–]webby_mc_webberson 14 points15 points ago

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It's funny the way the artist's signature was mostly cropped out of the image.

[–]JohnnyGilbert 4 points5 points ago

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In this uncropped version, it looks like "R. Mais". I've been searching for cartoonists or illustrators with that name, but haven't found anything so far. I don't know if the person who submitted this even tried, but in their defense, the source for the image doesn't seem readily available and there are tons of versions of it floating around, though on most of them someone didn't go out of their way to crop out the signature.

[–]jsorel 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty sure the artist is brazilian, hence the soccer and the "seleção brasileira". I recon seeing this on the newspaper or something, but couldn't identify his name either.

[–]ahusin 149 points150 points ago

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Batman's American. It is statistically unlikely that he would watch soccer.

Of course, it's also statistically unlikely that he would be a billionaire superhero, so what do I know.

[–]ravewickly[S] 93 points94 points ago

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He's watching the US Woman Soccer team. Remember Batman has a penis.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 20 points21 points ago

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Robin watches the men's soccer, but with the lights off. And alone.

[–]munge_me_not 7 points8 points ago

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Batman asked Robin to come in his bat cave.

[–]fifty4 6 points7 points ago

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Based on their relationship I think it would clearly be robin who would ask Batman to come in the bat cave.

[–]taco69 1 point2 points ago

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Bat woman will not like this.

[–]manbooobs 3 points4 points ago

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That's why he gots Catwoman.

[–]ImBruceWayne 2 points3 points ago

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He does. Trust me.

[–]superherotaco 2 points3 points ago

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Mr Wayne, what would a billionaire playboy like you know about a vigilante super hero?

[–]ImBruceWayne 1 point2 points ago

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Um, nothing, of course.

Now please excuse me because I have to party with these hot chicks.

[–]srd178 20 points21 points ago

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na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT PENIS.

[–]canadafuckyeah 10 points11 points ago

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and now we wait for the novelty account...

[–]i_hate_novelty 29 points30 points ago

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NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

[–]TrialByStone 14 points15 points ago

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How do you live with yourself?

[–]i_hate_novelty 16 points17 points ago

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BARELY.

[–]ConfusedNoveltyAcct 6 points7 points ago

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[–]nananananananana 0 points1 point ago

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...

[–]canadafuckyeah 0 points1 point ago

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You're doing it wrong

[–]nananananananana 0 points1 point ago

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Figured as much. Good thing I made this as a throwaway and not a novelty account!

[–]Shadowslash55 1 point2 points ago

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That old tune.

[–]DownvoteALot 2 points3 points ago

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na na na na na na na na na na Katamari Damacy...

[–]DoTheEvolution 0 points1 point ago

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women soccer is not exactly beach volleyball...

[–]ravewickly[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Batman has Dead or Alive beach volleyball for XBOX.

[–]qweasdzxc3000 0 points1 point ago

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That game was during the day in America...

[–]arrowheadt 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Brazil v England in the 1994 World Cup, so the game was in America!

[–]h0j 7 points8 points ago

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Based on the kits he is probably watching England vs Brazil

[–]Different_Guy 4 points5 points ago

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That brazilian player on the pic is called Pato (duck) - and he is banging Berlusconi´s daughter.

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[–]h0j 0 points1 point ago

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And the shoes are called boots.

[–]slotbadger 13 points14 points ago

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Batman is a Leeds fan, because of David Batty.

[–]solo1qwerty 4 points5 points ago

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This strip was taken from Batman Ultimate series where Bruce Wayne is replaced by a latino distant relative called Bruno Díaz.

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 6 points7 points ago

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I was thinking more along the lines of, "Wow that is one powerful lamp."

[–]FusionMu 1 point2 points ago

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batlamp

[–]JustTalkinAboutShaft 2 points3 points ago

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Even less likely that he could watch a TV that's not plugged in.

[–]FusionMu 0 points1 point ago

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batTV

[–]pandemik 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, given that the greatest number of billionaires are American, it is statistically more likely that should there be a billionaire superhero, he would be American.

[–]FearTheWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I think the greatest number of billionaires are Chinese.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]FearTheWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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Consider me educated.

[–]Universe_Man -1 points0 points ago

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Also, Batman does not have superpowers, which are required to watch soccer without falling asleep.

[–]disposableday 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he trained himself by regularly sitting through nearly 3 hours of replays and adverts for only 11 minutes of action.

[–]DracoOculumBacillo -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't see why superpowers are required. After all obese guys all over the US manage to stay awake through a game of baseball, don't they?

[–]nermid -4 points-3 points ago

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No, they don't. Baseball's not actually that popular here, either.

[–]ComicSands -1 points0 points ago

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Batman's a human, it is likely he'd be watching soccer if he were watching sports.

[–]pretend-expert 59 points60 points ago

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Batman Expert here, I just wanted to step in here and give my professional opinion on this touchy topic. The Batman Hegemony doesn't give many days off, the average Gotham City corporate vacation schedule is 2 weeks and 3.7 days off. Batman's vacation pool is grossly under the norm. He gets a mere 2.5 days off per year, Christmas (to mourn his parents), his parents death anniversary (to mourn his parents) and a half day on his birthday (to mourn his parents). So Batman's frustrations here are clearly depicted.

[–]Short_stuff 22 points23 points ago

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I trusted you.

[–]FusionMu 0 points1 point ago

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andy Kaufman?

[–]Xtsy 8 points9 points ago

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That's it. From now on I read names before the actual comments.

[–]i_hate_novelty 5 points6 points ago

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I MUST FIND A WAY TO ELIMINATE YOUR LIES.

[–]Atersed 6 points7 points ago

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Wait a minute. Shouldn't you hate yourself?

[–]i_hate_novelty 15 points16 points ago

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MAKE NO MISTAKE, MY RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE IS TORTUROUS.

[–]pretend-expert 3 points4 points ago

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I know not who you are. But I know our battles will be forever epic. I just hope my expertise will aid me to victory.

[–]i_hate_novelty 3 points4 points ago

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AND MY HATE.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 2 points3 points ago

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And my ax!

[–]DOWNVOTES_NOVELTIES -2 points-1 points ago

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And my 2 am chili and ice soap

[–]DOWNVOTES_NOVELTIES 0 points1 point ago

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If we group together we can win

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This man is correct. Trust me. I get hung up around three or four times a year.

[–]nazihatinchimp 3 points4 points ago

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I need to start reading account names first.

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

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Lest we forget that Batman is still denied workman's comp for injuries sustained in the pursuit of Justice.

Many times, the man will continue to show up to work despite debilitating injuries.

Workplace conditions for the Batman are atrocious. I have confirmed reports of his spine being broken like a twig, and I hear rumors that he was once raped on the job.

[–]iveseenabuddhist 11 points12 points ago

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A little later

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Did he just give away his location? Dumb ass....

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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He thought he was being a total badass, too.

[–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

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He turns into Fapman on his day off.

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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Calm down he's watching Sports Center.

[–]ImBruceWayne 1 point2 points ago

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This never happened.

[–]real-dreamer 1 point2 points ago

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Batman would never have done that.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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That's Batmang. I can tell by the soccer he is watching.

[–]screamingmonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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Why is he still in costume?

[–]DankNBooze 2 points3 points ago

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He likes getting erections that are restricted by the elastic pants, makes him feel 'big'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had this as my wallpaper for a while. It really fits for fridays.

[–]the_cdl 0 points1 point ago

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I need to try this next time I'm on call.

[–]mtical420 0 points1 point ago

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How is it a day off if the batlight is in the sky?

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he has a cat, who he named Catman. Wouldn't that be something.

[–]stefan_89 0 points1 point ago

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Consequently, all joker has to do is find the source of light. His crime finding days will be over.

[–]Jackle13 1 point2 points ago

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The Joker's dead, he overdosed on prescription drugs.

[–]TheMadderHatter 0 points1 point ago

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He is obviously playing Mario Super Strikers

[–]xiopen3r 0 points1 point ago

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Ahaha, everyone needs a day off.

[–]JackFrozt 0 points1 point ago

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Bullshit, there's no way batman would be watching Brazil vs Poland! SHENANIGANS

[–]aheadwarp9 0 points1 point ago

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Haha upvote for you... awesome.

[–]agentleman1991 0 points1 point ago

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Batman, the hero gotham needs... but not today.

[–]Calexica 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was going to see this

[–]Ddraigcoch 0 points1 point ago

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Come on even a Banker takes his suit off when he gets home!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nu na nu na nu na WERE CLOSED!

[–]thatlad 0 points1 point ago

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Up vote for batman watching togger

[–]EasterTroll 0 points1 point ago

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That looks more like the apple logo than the middle finger.

[–]averagejosh 0 points1 point ago

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Batman would NEVER watch soccer.

[–]Coffeybeanz 0 points1 point ago

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You all picked on what he was watching, all I thought was: "Damn that's a powerful bulb in his table lamp."

[–]RonsterWVU 0 points1 point ago

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TIL batman likes.....soccer?

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 0 points1 point ago

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SHADOWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!

GOOD DAY.

[–]BubbaBexley -4 points-3 points ago

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Really? Soccer?

[–]DanielKlavitz -1 points0 points ago

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Blah, blah, blah light doesn't work like that and et cetera.

[–]portuguese_ent -1 points0 points ago

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Portugal vs Brasil in the TV

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[–]cjb630 -1 points0 points ago

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cept that giant one in the sky

[–]EVILFISH -3 points-2 points ago

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where is the funny part

[–]Upvote4justice -4 points-3 points ago

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TIL batman watches soccer on his freetime.

[–]carlsaganisawesome -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]CuntSmellersLLP 0 points1 point ago

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He posts nothing but yrimg.com links which have ad banners.