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[–]Thater 46 points47 points ago

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[–]DownvoteAttractor 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit. I thought this was just a gif for so long.

[–]kloober 2 points3 points ago

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My eyes have been opened.

But really, what is it about cocaine and bathrobes?

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

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That kitty should get an Oscar. or at least a Juno.

[–]FunkyFreshCalvin 63 points64 points ago

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Kitten Huffing, it's still a growing problem.

[–]guninmouth 36 points37 points ago

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I fucking love catcaine.

[–]buncle 19 points20 points ago

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I prefer ecscatsy myself.

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[–]Violent_Brown 21 points22 points ago

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I much prefer meowrijuana.

[–]JakeCameraAction 14 points15 points ago

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I'm all about the Oxycattin.

[–]limbs_ 12 points13 points ago

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Oxykitten

FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This has to be one of the greatest pun threads I've ever seen on reddit. My too favorite things :)

[–]Unarmed_Mephisto 5 points6 points ago

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My two favorite things :)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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What a silly mistake two make, you caught me off guard.

[–]danzwang 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer meowth

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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I do not think you thought your cunning plan through.

[–]PolloMilord -1 points0 points ago

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Drugs.

[–]sgvprelude 0 points1 point ago

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Catcid

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I love leotabs

[–]Megaspore 1 point2 points ago

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After trying that I wasn't feline so well.

[–]monthly 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard that mixing those two drugs up could be quite catastrophic!

[–]coopNW 8 points9 points ago

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You've gotta be kitten me ಠ_ಠ

[–]thecacti 0 points1 point ago

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stop by my place, i'll cut out some felines for you.

[–]guninmouth 6 points7 points ago

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You're not a cop, are you? I can't afford to be convicted of another feliney.

[–]Sal79 2 points3 points ago

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I'm totally cheesing my f'ing balls off right now.

[–]Praetorian308 7 points8 points ago

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Hey man, know where I can get some tabbies?

[–]jordan042 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AltF4me 13 points14 points ago

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[–]sandwichboy321 0 points1 point ago

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It's even funnier in reverse!

[–]kiaha 10 points11 points ago*

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I haven't seen this gif in years! Last time I saw it it was someone's avatar on the iPod Linux forums...I've been looking forever for it too

[–]Nidies 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps This will give you some entertainment then.

[–]DFA831[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I just found it too, glad I could help!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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what the fuck is up with all the coke .gifs today? Border Patrol make a huge bust a few weeks ago and now everyone is dry?

[–]norsurfit 1 point2 points ago

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People have recently quit WOW and are looking for a substitute.

[–]kevka 0 points1 point ago

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YAY!

[–]BPKilla 0 points1 point ago

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Now that the kids are gone EVERYONE IS DOING COCAINE, MAN!
Sorry, just had to do a quick bump.

[–]RC_Matthias 8 points9 points ago

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Great depiction of r/cats

[–]Commies 3 points4 points ago

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This image is as old as the internet itself.

[–]xanthin 2 points3 points ago

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Catamine!

[–]2thuggedout 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BitchesBTrippin 8 points9 points ago

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Honey badger don't give a shit

[–]Spazit 1 point2 points ago

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Has Mr. Badger been reposted recently? I seem to be seeing him everywhere.

[–]cjb630 2 points3 points ago

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my allergies would go crazy

[–]therealflinchy 1 point2 points ago

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mmm kitten huffing.

[–]jvneville 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the kid's are calling that 'cheezin' these days

[–]I_am_an_intern 1 point2 points ago

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that must be Alton Brown

[–]oneir0naut0 1 point2 points ago

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This dude and that fireman could hang out.

[–]Der_Nailer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Critical_Bill 1 point2 points ago

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We're snorting kittens Dewey, you don't want to have anything to do with this shit.

[–]Blahkah -1 points0 points ago

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I've never laughed so hard at my workplace....

[–]nomalas 7 points8 points ago

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Haha it's awesome. It is even more awesome when you realize that he is actually blowing a kitten out of a straw and this is just played in reverse.

[–]Blahkah 1 point2 points ago

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yeah i saw it when it was posted a while back....

[–]entonem 0 points1 point ago

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How did they make this!

[–]OrganicCat 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, everyone knows you snort kittens shnozzle first.

[–]Tehgheyboi 0 points1 point ago

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I was blasting a Lady Gagga Remix when I watched this . It went perfect

[–]corpsefireNL 0 points1 point ago

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username, gagga. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sqwalnoc 0 points1 point ago

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harry enfield!

[–]mr_stephen 0 points1 point ago

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Cokecat's a hell of'a drug

[–]cr3ative 0 points1 point ago

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FYI, this is Harry Enfield doing a bit for madasafish.com.

Citation: I used to work for the company that made this footage!

[–]Artemis-Higgs 0 points1 point ago

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There's more information about the subject here, for anyone "interested."

[–]ChronicCaveman 0 points1 point ago

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Damn made me laugh way too hard on the train

[–]STiX360 0 points1 point ago

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Damn kitten huffers on the lose again...

[–]Tin_Feuler 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh yes...I remember when I used to do Khat.

[–]pedro1191 0 points1 point ago

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really?nobody has gone for the obvious "mcat" joke?

[–]aaron_kempf 0 points1 point ago

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it never grows old!!

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 0 points1 point ago

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There was a fireman who gave a cat mouth to mouth and ended up swallowing the cat by accident. True story.

[–]bickering_fool 0 points1 point ago

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thats some top grade Meow Meow you got yourself there.

[–]spungie 0 points1 point ago

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Can you stick gif's on facebook?

[–]gusheranon 0 points1 point ago

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HAY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DANCING BABY ONE???

[–]dakanektr 0 points1 point ago

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Ketamine is sometimes called "kitty kat."

[–]choiceW 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop watching. It's freaking me out, this fact about me.

[–]ComedicChaos 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed too hard at this.

[–]Sal79 0 points1 point ago

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Riding the white kitty.

[–]ialready 0 points1 point ago

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this is older than the internet

[–]ambitiousbutrubbish 0 points1 point ago

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So old it isn't a repost..

[–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel when browsing reddit. Like an addict consuming cute kitty pics for hours.

[–]rufi0 0 points1 point ago

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Cheesing his mother f-ing brains out

[–]tardsplooger 0 points1 point ago

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Who has time for a robe

[–]livejamie 0 points1 point ago

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Kitten: Not even once

[–]kraftymiles 0 points1 point ago

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Kitten Huffing FTW!

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

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Brrr

[–]imabr00talkid 0 points1 point ago

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First that fireman, now this?

[–]jackfirecracker 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone think that was Adam Savage?

[–]GreyKommander 0 points1 point ago

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"If meat is so bad for you why does it taste so good?" Homer Simpson.

[–]stupidamurican 0 points1 point ago

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This is like the second oldest thing on the internet.. next to the Space Jam website.

[–]nomdeass 0 points1 point ago

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The orange ones fuck you up real good.

[–]Mr_Ected 0 points1 point ago

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The internet... even after all these years it still never ceases to amaze me.

[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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We Colombians can do amazing things with our noses

[–]RuffusBark 0 points1 point ago

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Hello! My name is Debby. This is my first time at online dating, I'm nervous but I'm excited at the same time... so I'm just going to start talking about what I like and hope I get some replies! I love cats. I love cats.... uhm I love every... kind of cat. Sorry, I just really love cats. I just want to snort all of them but that's crazy! I can't snort every cat....

[–]carlsaganisawesome -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I wanna say this is fake, but you never know.

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

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Can I get a cat bump?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Drew Carey?