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[–]Sell200AprilAt142 4 points5 points ago

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I'm from the UK and even I know Mount Rushmore doesn't border Canada...

[–]SmartassComment 13 points14 points ago

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Wrong landmark. What exactly is the Canadian side of South Dakota?

[–]steven052 5 points6 points ago

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did Canada annex north and most of south Dakota?

[–]Korkymann -1 points0 points ago

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Yes. And the pacific northwest. And Alaska. And Florida.

[–]PlaySkool 0 points1 point ago

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I just clicked here to post this.

[–]Mattron2021 8 points9 points ago

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This wasn't funny when my grandmother forwarded it to me 5 years ago.

[–]trahh 1 point2 points ago

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i got this exact design on a birthday card yesterday, from my grandma.

oh grandmas.

[–]Mattron2021 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I shouldn't make fun...this sort of stuff would have totally brought the lulz in the '50s.

[–]feyrath 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry butt that's just not funny.

[–]PlaySkool 1 point2 points ago

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If the OP wants to make an ass of himself he can.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Repost...and only one month has past.

Please at least spend 2 seconds searching before posting

[–]b_turner 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha. you know mount rushmore is in south dakota.. right?

[–]fnupvote89[S] 0 points1 point ago

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North Dakota is so empty it might as well not even exist.

[–]b_turner 0 points1 point ago

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i was born there. this is both sad. and true.

funny thing is, my dad was military. so we moved around a lot. so when i tell people where i was from i rattle off the list as follows:

born in minot north dakota.
moved to korea moved to new york moved to germany Pennsylvania Virginia georgia.

and despite the fact that i lived in Korea and germany, the first thing people say is always "you lived in north dakota!?!? weird..."

[–]bendeuhr -3 points-2 points ago

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I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.