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[–]EvoEpitaph 22 points23 points ago

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Is it so hard for commercial bathroom designers to use wall to wall doors with "occupied/not occupied" locks? Apparently so.

[–]Woetren 12 points13 points ago

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In my country they close the gap with an extra wooden strip. You can't look inside of our toilets. We're the most advanced country of the world as of today.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Angola?

[–]Woetren 3 points4 points ago

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Belgium

[–]Matjoez 0 points1 point ago

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Also, no government. C'moooooon di rupooooo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Niiiiiiiiice beers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where I work, we tape toilet paper over the gap.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 2 points3 points ago

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Where I work, I take my shits at home so I don't have to worry about weirdos watching me take a shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Save on toilet paper, crap at work. Being ogled at a few times a year is worth it for the money. I feel so dirty now. What have I become...

[–]LeGrandArmee 3 points4 points ago

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don't worry my sweet pearl, you looked good every time.

[–]EvoEpitaph 0 points1 point ago

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Behold! The future land!

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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I would not be much surprised if commercial bathroom designers were all out to get us.

[–]jimmyweckle 4 points5 points ago*

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Plumber here.

Bathroom stall doors have that large gap underneath them so if the toilet overflows, the waste will be able to reach the floor drains. It also makes it easier for mops and other cleaning machines (floor buffers) to get under them. In most cases, the code allows a maximum of 48" from floor to bottom of door.

As far as the small crack in between the door and partition goes: "Door handles, pulls, latches, locks, and other opening devices should have a shape that is easy to operate with one hand, without tight grasping, pinching or twisting of the wrist". This would be somewhat difficult to do if that small crack wasn't there to allow less friction.

[–]mattmurphy 16 points17 points ago

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48 inches from the floor to the bottom of the door? That's 4 feet... When I sit on a toilet I don't think the top of my head is 48 inches from the floor.

[–]jimmyweckle 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's just the maximum. You'll rarely (if ever) see them that high. They're usually more than half that.

[–]EvoEpitaph 2 points3 points ago

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Good information. I understand the gap underneath but is there anything that prevents the door from having a lip so that when closed the gap still exists but that lip is covering the gap on either the outer or inner side?

[–]pajam 1 point2 points ago

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This would be simple to do. I mean my fucking glass door on my shower has one of these.

[–]jimmyweckle 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. It just comes down to the manufacturer and the specs, really. But I know in hospitals they usually want to try to have the least amount of contamination as possible, so a more minimal design would make sense.

[–]PlusSixtoReason 1 point2 points ago

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I could design a door in 30 seconds that doesn't need a crack in it.

[–]jiminy_christmas 1 point2 points ago

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Lets see it.

[–]PlusSixtoReason 2 points3 points ago

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[–]JimmyJamesMac 0 points1 point ago

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The crack is to keep you from getting too cozy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always figured that if its locked its in use.

I've never looked to be sure and haven't ever had someone look at me to verify either.

[–]Tojus 10 points11 points ago

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knock knock tries to push door in

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of push can you please let me through

[–]RapidReady 20 points21 points ago

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Not cool. Give credit to the original poster, dude.

[–]360walkaway 16 points17 points ago

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I just try to push the door in with one finger. If it doesn't move, I go on to the next stall without looking.

[–]jangozy 3 points4 points ago

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You're my hero.

[–]im_her_father -1 points0 points ago

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i usually kick the doors open cuz i'd rather not touch it with my hands... needless to say, the locks don't always take much effort to slip out... ha

[–]DanTycoon 2 points3 points ago

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You could just...wash your hands.

You know, instead of mentally scarring someone?

[–]Rajio 1 point2 points ago

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hopefully he washes his hands regardless

[–]im_her_father -1 points0 points ago

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I always wash BEFORE... who wants to touch their junk with dirty hands?

[–]1006_Upside_Down 64 points65 points ago

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so we reposts f7u12 posts in pics now?

[–]MonsterIt 1 point2 points ago

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{checks underpant}

yeeuup.

[–]thompsonammo -4 points-3 points ago

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I can't get past the fact that it currently has 537 upvotes... WTF REDDIT?

[–]thompsonammo 0 points1 point ago

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And that I get downvoted for adding on to something that got upvoted.

[–]khalse -1 points0 points ago

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538

[–]manondorf 5 points6 points ago

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soooo oooold

[–]whighamz 4 points5 points ago

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Talking to the person knocking on the door is the most awkward fucking thing ever.

I usually just stay quiet and either fart or make fart noises.

[–]Matjoez 9 points10 points ago

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I visited america this summer, could not comprehend the structure of your toilet cabins.. Privacy, anyone?

[–]jakobjb 4 points5 points ago

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This. It was so akward to take a shit while you could see people walk past one meter away. Once I even got eye contact with a dude. Very weird.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Don't go to china then. EVER.

[–]zendick 4 points5 points ago*

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its an ada thing (american disabilities act) the doors must be easy to open with 1 finger, limited twisting motion if i recall, if the doors closed tightly like in Europe (very disabled challenged) the doors can and would be come difficult to open especially when the walls become misaligned. also several places outside the US have piss troughs at a lot of places and outdoor piss setups like Amsterdam.

edited because i a word or six

[–]Matjoez 1 point2 points ago

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So then what are the handicapped stalls for..?

[–]Sarcasm_Llama 5 points6 points ago

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For comfort and leverage on those high fiber days

[–]zendick 0 points1 point ago*

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those are wheel chair or assistance stalls, other "disabled" or otherwise handicapped people (ie hand missing etc) do not necessarily need a wheelchair stall.

[–]Matjoez 0 points1 point ago

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Well as far as I'm concerned, those missing a hand can use the handicapped stall, and the rest can get a closed door and the same privacy..

[–]zendick 0 points1 point ago

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what about when in use etc, should not all doors at ground level or with ramp access not be wheelchair wide? should only certain public device have braille? the whole point is to make the world (u.s. at least lol) accessible to all people.

[–]Matjoez 0 points1 point ago

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You have a valid point. But I still would prefer it if people couldn't see me while taking a dump :)

[–]zendick 0 points1 point ago

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i prefer not to be seen pissing, a dump i can survive, i'd rather not have my cock in hand out for view while when shitting nothing can really be seen. plus why not make a scene to asshole/pervet/skeezoid? a flashlight makes cockroaches run.

[–]cptjmshook 3 points4 points ago

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Really? I can't remember the last time I was in a public restroom and somebody actually knocked as opposed to just trying to open the door.

[–]robeph 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah I hate when this happens. You politely knock and it takes the guy too long to respond so you peek in to see if someone prank locked the door and then they're all like OCCUPIED, like it's your fault.

[–]Lots42 5 points6 points ago

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Who peeks in the cracks anyway, I check for shoes like a normal sane person

[–]Bombardiers 2 points3 points ago

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Prank locked the door? WTF? I have never seen that happen, and I can't imagine anyone older than 10 even contemplating it. Actually, I don't even understand how you would logistically lock the door then leave the stall, considering I basically don't want to touch any surface more than absolutely necessary.

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

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People are fucked up in the head.

[–]wat_waterson 0 points1 point ago

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Young boys will go in the stall, lock it and crawl underneath it.

[–]IDI-AT 3 points4 points ago

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I say ' Come in' it freaks everyone out, I love it.

[–]StochasticOoze 14 points15 points ago

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rage comics in /r/pics? Yep, way too often.

[–]sedimentaryROCK 5 points6 points ago

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make a rage comic about it

[–]Ersatzrabbit 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot the slide where you clench your butt so you won't make a noise

[–]EvoEpitaph 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe the women do this but in a public men's room all hell is broken loose once we enter the stall.

[–]plugginbutts 3 points4 points ago

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Aren't most public toilet seats designed in such a way to spread your ass cheeks apart for this very reason? If they're curved enough, it spreads your ass apart some so you when you fart your ass cheeks don't flap around and create a sound.

[–]robeph 6 points7 points ago

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It just makes that high pitch noise that sounds like a gas powered RC car, instead.

[–]conanarama 0 points1 point ago

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This comment totally made my morning about 1000x better. So thank you. XD

[–]dwehrietke 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for that visual, you mother fucker.

[–]blazemore 2 points3 points ago

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Why is there a gap in the first place?

[–]kafro 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously? I've never had someone knock on the stale door while I was in there, let alone look...How the fuck could someone not tell someone is in there?

You must be shitting in some gay cruising hole.

[–]gb2digg 3 points4 points ago

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also known as a public bathroom

[–]stepph 1 point2 points ago

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I would definitely fucking look under all the stalls find them then knock and stare. That'd be awesome.

[–]Larry-Craig 1 point2 points ago

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*Tap, tap, tap

It's me, can I come in?

[–]teamramrod456 1 point2 points ago

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I've always wondered why there is even a fucking gap there in the first place. Also, have you ever had a little shit(kid) take a look under the door, while you're sitting on the throne, dropping a deuce, and made eye contact? Most awkward thing there is I think.

[–]Symposiarch 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd. Hard.

[–]QBlank 1 point2 points ago

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Been meaning to get this off my chest for a while....

WTF is it with US toilet cubicles and their HUGE gaps all around the door/cubicles? Honestly, in almost all of them there is a gap big enough for anyone to have a look in, mostly when they look directly towards the sinks. Every other country I have ever been to has them completely sealed from view.

TL;DR USA cubicles have stupidly large gaps. It's shit.

[–]kjube 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone should be able to enjoy their glorious shit in private, I wouldn't feel comfortable in a toilet with huge gaps.

[–]QBlank 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly! It is distracting seeing people happily washing their hands etc kind of pretending not to look in your direction, yet every American seems more than happy with the situation. Weird.

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, rage comics do happen far too often.

[–]addedpulp 1 point2 points ago

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I was at a Subway taking the shit. A guy knocks, the door is locked. "Occupied." The dude knocks again, jiggles the handle. "Ocuppied." He knocks louder, jiggles again. "SOMEONE'S IN HERE." There is a shitton of jiggling, and then I realize, he's PICKING THE LOCK. He barges in, looks SURPRISED TO SEE SOMEONE IN A LOCKED FUCKING BATHROOM FOR WHICH HE JUST PICKED THE DOOR ON, and backs out.

[–]IlikeCorn 1 point2 points ago

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More reposts? AWESOME. I LOVE REPOSTS.

[–]MrShow 0 points1 point ago

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That's weird. No one has ever once knocked while I was in a stall. They might just slightly push on it to see if it's locked then walk away. Then walk away. I've never, ever had some gazer look through the crack.

Where the fuck do you take your shits that this happens far too often?

[–]FoolishKlein 0 points1 point ago

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The next time someone does this, just say - "How do my husky thighs look while I poop?"

[–]johnkong 0 points1 point ago

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I don't go poo in public bathrooms so I wouldn't know.

[–]Buffalo_Bi11 0 points1 point ago

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if the door lock says occupied then it should be obvious . can't people read in your country?

[–]Nansai 0 points1 point ago

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I just step back and look to see if I can see shoes.

[–]datanator 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahah that eye.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

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There's no good, one-word response that says "There's someone in here!"

Sure, there's "Occupied", but every time I shout that out, I always have to say "Occupado". So that won't do.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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So...you have a solution...that doesn't work?

It's either one or the other dude.

[–]Graan 0 points1 point ago

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That's why any decent toilet should have a lock.

[–]Aitioma 0 points1 point ago

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I very often go to public toilets... this has never happened to me.

[–]curious_cat 0 points1 point ago

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One method I've encountered that seems to be popular in Taiwan (from my limited experience) is if someone tries the door you knock on it to indicate it is occupied. This way there is no verbal communication but the person outside knows to try another stall.

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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Next time: Bring mace!

[–]cervix-alot 0 points1 point ago

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Pull a long sheet of toilet paper out and hang it over the gap. Problem solved.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lock the door?

[–]2abyssinians 0 points1 point ago

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If this really happens a lot, carry a squirt gun with lemon juice and be ready. They will never peep again.

[–]pajam 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me when I ripped a door off a Porta-John because the handle had the green Open sign, but I was having trouble opening it. But since the sign clearly stated that it should open and wasn't in use I gave it some good tugs until the door distorted the plastic of the frame so much that it just flew open and there was a lady sitting on the toilet. I felt terrible, being that I was around 10 at the time and this was an adult woman I probably embarassed terribly. All her friends were cracking up.

[–]reble02 0 points1 point ago

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Where are you going to the bathroom where this is happening all the time JFK International Airport?

[–]despaxes 0 points1 point ago

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Lock the door.

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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Stop shitting in airport restrooms.

[–]tagus 5 points6 points ago

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yeah, those things are for gay sex!

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

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Senatorial Gay sex!

[–]axxxman 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong subreddit. Downvoted.

[–]steelblade12345 -5 points-4 points ago

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I logged in just so I could downvote this for repost

[–]gring0 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was funny. I went ahead and cancelled out your downvote with my upvote.

[–]steelblade12345 0 points1 point ago

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but he's claiming it as his own by not linking or citing the original poster. Which is messed up, imo.

[–]fellows -3 points-2 points ago

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Ah the joys of having a colon that only needs to be emptied every 3-4 days or so - I can dictate my own shitting schedule. I've never once in my entire 30 years on this planet shit in a public restroom, and I never plan to either.

[–]superllama5 5 points6 points ago

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Dude, 3-4 days? I'm no doctor, but thats not good. Eat more fiber.

[–]fellows -1 points0 points ago

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I always tell my doctor about it when I go for my annual physical, they've always said it's perfectly normal so long as there is no pain or other complications - our bodies are all different.

[–]TokiBumblebee 2 points3 points ago

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brb

Gotta drop Fat Albert off at the pool.

[–]thatshitcrayaintitj -2 points-1 points ago

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Hardest I've laughed today. Thanks OP.

[–]shaggyzon4 -1 points0 points ago

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You peek?

[–]jcroucher56 -1 points0 points ago

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This is by far my favorite f7u12 comic. The awkwardness is brilliant.

[–]sunpro -1 points0 points ago*

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See my own rage comic posted to r/pics... Still fucking funny.

[–]having_said_that -5 points-4 points ago

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Do you always forget to lock the door?