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[–]snarkfish 8 points9 points ago

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you didn't think a place named after boobs had a sense of humor?

[–]Urseye 5 points6 points ago

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boobs are serious business.

[–]DrStrongMD 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently the waitress doesn't.

[–]lychee-twist 1 point2 points ago

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Classic case of "I'm embarrassed so I'm making sure you'll pay for it."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I remember this. Apparently she ended up getting that Toyota. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm

[–]Blaculahunter 0 points1 point ago

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It said she won the contest in may, and the restaurant manager said it was an April fool's joke. What an idiot.

[–]fredbnh 2 points3 points ago

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She deserves the car. After all, she worked her tits off for that prize.

[–]FuzzyMcBitty 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny, but it's also hilarious that whoever was in charge lacked the judgement to see that this might not be such a hot idea. I'm wondering if the manager was terminated by corporate when they had to shell out for a car.

[–]Temporarily-stairs 1 point2 points ago

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My girlfriend works at Hooters - in the KITCHEN!

[–]tmc_throwaway -2 points-1 points ago

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Knows her place, even at work!

[–]drobecks 1 point2 points ago

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FW:FW:Fwd:FW:Fw:FW:Fwd:FW:FW:FW:FW:HOOTERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

[–]drsnafu 0 points1 point ago

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I think this was the first ever jpg on the internet.

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]beertastic 1 point2 points ago

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I find it hard to believe she was even a Hooters employee......

[–]lookguysOC 0 points1 point ago

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Look guys! OC!

[–]isaiahvanderhyden 0 points1 point ago

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That's quite a Saab story.

[–]iamthepolo 0 points1 point ago

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Her?

[–]melancholyflower 0 points1 point ago

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In what universe is a Toyota better than a Toy Yoda?

[–]Snowman74 0 points1 point ago

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I've been laughing at this story for a decade.

[–]Helveticant 0 points1 point ago

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It's mere existence indicates a sense of humour...

[–]chimpychimp 0 points1 point ago

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I hope she wasnt forced into early retirement.

[–]fester8542 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what's more obvious. Her look of discontent or her raging herpes flare up.

[–]dioteque -1 points0 points ago

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i wonder if she obi-won the lawsuit?

[–]reaverdude -1 points0 points ago

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She has a bump on her lip.

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

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It makes up for the lack of bumps on her chest.

Forgive the foreigner, But I thought Hooters employees were more blessed.