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[–]Ruzihm 10 points11 points ago

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Don't put the punchline in the title.

[–]867-5308 3 points4 points ago

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In this case, it worked.

[–]Ikarus3426 -2 points-1 points ago

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Seeing as how the punchline was really "guess what?", there wasn't really a problem. Without the title the joke is "HAHA it wasn't my dog, but someone elses! HAHA!"

[–]Ruzihm -5 points-4 points ago

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No. Did you even look at the sandals?

The fact that the sandals leave pawprints is the intended punchline of the joke.

The title is spelling out the joke before I even get to read the setup.

[–]Ikarus3426 -1 points0 points ago

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Alright relax, it's just a picture in r/funny. Let's go to another subreddit and discuss the existentialism illustrated in rage comics.

[–]Ruzihm 1 point2 points ago*

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But when the joke gets ruined so badly, it isn't even funny anymore.

Edit: Also, the subreddit's position on punchlines in the title is made pretty clear over here -->

[–]Ikarus3426 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be that guy that points to the sidebar. Every post in r/funny someone points something out over there. I found it funny, you didn't, lets move on.

[–]letmeoveranalyzethat 1 point2 points ago

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The title and the picture are simply a means to illustrate the absurdity of a post industrial culture in which materialism has managed to trivialize the proverbial wall that separates civilization from nature. By using the phrase "I've been shitting in your yard" the author has evoked the grotesque and disturbing imagery of animals defecating on one's property, which is a symbol for the civilized world. This represents a clear violation on the part of nature, which is supposed to stay on the "other side of the fence" so to speak. By clicking on the link it is revealed that the creature that has been responsible for this grotesque disturbance of a man's property and therefore civilization itself is in fact a human being whose industriousness and innovation combined with his own uncontrollable yet completely natural urges has only served to turn him into the monster that his fellow human beings have been trying to avoid this entire time.

[–]Mangoosta 1 point2 points ago

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The yard is always browner on the other side

[–]XtianDK 0 points1 point ago

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Hate is a terrible thing

[–]faqnsht 0 points1 point ago

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I always wondered why one of my neighbors was feeding his dog so much corn....all makes sense now.

[–]tswaves 0 points1 point ago

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I'td be fun if a whole group of people did this and just started shitting everywhere one night. The next day the people would come out and smell the glory of those mischievous trolls hard work.

[–]mfwNoRedditNames -1 points0 points ago

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