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[–]JustAZombie 28 points29 points ago

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PUFFINS ARE THE CUTEST THINGS THAT EVER CUTED

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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You turn into a puffin?

[–]davis_je 0 points1 point ago

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I think the joke is that he appreciates it by 'puffin' on a joint filled with 'grass'?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No.

It most definitely is not.

[–]davis_je 0 points1 point ago

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Kindly explain it to me, then

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]davis_je 0 points1 point ago

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Why not?

[–]grahvity 13 points14 points ago

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I appreciate r/pics more after puffin on some grass.

[–]ElTimablo 10 points11 points ago

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I know exactly what you're toking about.

[–]SweetHatBro 4 points5 points ago

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Visine what you did there.

[–]horntooter 9 points10 points ago

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Haters gonna hate, flightless birds gonna perambulate.

[–]WanderingAnachronism 9 points10 points ago

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While I like your turn of phrase, Puffins are not flightless.

[–]kraakenn -2 points-1 points ago

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They are actually ppf. Piss Poor Fliers.

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 2 points3 points ago

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what? They are amazing fliers.

[–]kraakenn 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever actually seen one try to take off? I'm assuming not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbQ66xLRp0&NR=1

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking live like 20 minutes from a giant colony FYI

[–]mokutosan 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, though I'm weary of revealing to Kim-Jong-Il that I might live close by. How many giant puffin colonies exist in the world?

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 0 points1 point ago

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not so many right now. Puffin numbers world wide (north atlantic) are dwindling.

[–]RaithMoracus 0 points1 point ago

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I was watching that, and all I could think was: Damn. Those things really are cute.

Why do we have all the ugly animals over here? I can't joyfully watch a pigeon or a crow. There need to be more puffins.

[–]alison09 1 point2 points ago

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They are not the best fliers, but their bodies are excellent for swimming. They dive into the water and catch fish for food.

[–]goesto11 0 points1 point ago

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Haha nice, definitely made me look up perambulate.

[–]islesrule224 2 points3 points ago

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You do the pre closing credits movie leg kick with a yeah also. The neighbors look at me funny but they can suck on my grass clippings

[–]vicissitudes 1 point2 points ago

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I fuckin' looove puffin birds!!! That tiny stature and that eternal look resembling a wince...perfection! If only I could raise one (.__. )

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 0 points1 point ago

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People in the north atlantic keep them as pets in their yards. True fucking story.

[–]vicissitudes 0 points1 point ago

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I live in the North Pacific (;__; )

[–]SeanMyklKing 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate...

[–]tommyservo 5 points6 points ago

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Puffins gonna puff...

[–]MrPuffin 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I look all the time.

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

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I just stand back and admire all the lines thinking, "This shit looks so good."

[–]gectow 1 point2 points ago

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cute, and very very tasty.

[–]RotAnimal 0 points1 point ago

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They are very tasty. Here's Gordon Ramsey hunting some in a net and cooking them.

[–]gectow 0 points1 point ago

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They taste a bit like duck but with a hint of seafood. I felt awful eating it, but not for long

[–]mokutosan 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea people ate them. They are somewhat revered here as a tourist thing to go see. It's a bit like hearing your puppy, which your parents told you had died, was actually eaten, and was delicious. I'm a little bit devastated.

[–]gectow 0 points1 point ago

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They are wild animals not pets, and they exist in millions on the islands. They aren't farmed or anything. I think if they didn't look so dam adorable no one would be concerned.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 1 point2 points ago

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Nuthin' says lovin' like a puffin doin' somethin'

[–]oEgwcEonqq 1 point2 points ago

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Hi. res.?

[–]BCBUDDHA 1 point2 points ago

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If you're a puffin then how do you use reddit?????? I call Bullshit on this guy, no fucking way he's really a puffin

[–]44razorsedge 1 point2 points ago

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Puffin's gonna puff.

[–]remember2breathe 0 points1 point ago

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Mission Accomplished. Not bad.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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my dad does it like those PI´s that used magnifiers to find some clues, by being 1 feet from the ground with their heads...he also uses a Sherlock Holmes hat and coat...

[–]ossiss 0 points1 point ago

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Did you crop out the authors name? I seem to remember this one with a name on it. Halldór something taken in Iceland probably.

[–]Mispelling 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes, yes. Very good. Yes. Good. Johnson! This one's too long!

[–]I_AM_A_RAPTOR 0 points1 point ago

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rawr!

[–]MrCog 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT I LOVE PUFFINS GIVE ME I WANT TO HUG IT

[–]Mr_muzza 0 points1 point ago

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You use a different puffin every time?

[–]KlM-JONG-IL 0 points1 point ago

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FYI puffin numbers all over the north Atlantic have been declining drastically the last couple of years. No one knows why. To the point where scientists are fucking worried.

[–]AwesomeEwok 0 points1 point ago

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Puffins gotta puff.

[–]leprechaun333 0 points1 point ago

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I had a neighbor who would actually take a pair of scissors out to his lawn and cut the pieces of grass that were taller than the rest after he mowed

[–]loondawg 0 points1 point ago*

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EDIT; Duplicate entry - sorry

[–]loondawg 0 points1 point ago

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Girl, you thought he was a man but he was a puffin

You hung around until you found that he didn't mow nothin'

[–]n0ggy 0 points1 point ago

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Drill Sergeant Puffin is inspecting the lawn.

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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This puffin is channeling Paul Giamatti to me. I can totally hear him saying these lines from Sideways:

Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.

[–]kaput 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shaggyzon4 0 points1 point ago

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Stop puffin out your chest, there's nothing to be proud of. Lots of people have a lawn, but it's very fowl manners to prance about in it. Furthermore, you are robin my self-esteem; it's been a dry August here and my lawn is brown.

[–]Ausrufepunkt 0 points1 point ago

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cutest thing on earth looks sad all the time, wtf is dis.

[–]Mattyfaz 0 points1 point ago

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His actually doing that look where you think 'please god don't let that be some kind of animal poop I stood in'

[–]TheMediaSays 0 points1 point ago

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All we need to do is give the puffin a swagger stick and soldier's helmet, with a line of puffin troops in the background.

[–]Tinfoil_Haberdashery 0 points1 point ago

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I was in Iceland last week. I appreciated some delicious smoked puffin. Like duck, but tastier and cuter.

[–]slowmanrunning -1 points0 points ago

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you're a penguin?