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[–]planogram 5 points6 points ago

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Cheers sunshine! :)

[–]My_College 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think you understand this thread.

[–]mishnak 2 points3 points ago

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Phew, thanks.

[–]StereoKills 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! God, I don't sign into reddit for one day and everything goes right the fuck over my head...

[–]mariod505 -1 points0 points ago

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The biggest challenge to understanding these posts is understanding that although the original made it to the front page, it was never that funny to begin with, and so you spend more time wondering if there's some deeper meaning.

...then you see another kitten post and...

[–]rescueball 96 points97 points ago

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Wouldn't you think that they're upvoting edge and sonic?

[–]nirtydigger 123 points124 points ago

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downvoting

FTFY

[–]MisterWonka 57 points58 points ago

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No. He'd read the titles of the posts, referencing abpa and Dino's, then click on the link and see edge and Sonic. Therefore, he's questioning the posts themselves, since he doesn't understand the nonsense words in reference to the products in the photos.

Fuck I'm high.

[–]Gosssamer 8 points9 points ago

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or maybe since his face is upside down, he's reading them right side up

[–]Antije 2 points3 points ago

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So wait he reads text right side up but sees the image wrong? Fuck. [7]

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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He reads the text upside down, he just interprets the upside-down text in the way we read right-side-up text. It's just like if what I call yellow you see as blue, as long as it's consistent, we'd never know.

[–]Internet_Officer224 2 points3 points ago

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Mister Wonka? You have been suspected of possession and distribution of drugs among children at a local candy store. Your claims to being "High" have reassured me in this case. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state. I hope you rot, scum.

[–]MisterWonka 2 points3 points ago

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The irony here is that I only wrote that as a joke, I've actually never done a single drug in my life. Only on the internet do I get arrested for drugs!

[–]Internet_Officer224 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge. /slamcardoorshut

[–]dianasaurr 1 point2 points ago

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you just went from hero to zero in my book :(

[–]Arithered 2 points3 points ago

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Are you with the cyber police? Can you backtrace something for me?

[–]Backburn -1 points0 points ago

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upvote since I just came from /trees

[–]robeph 2 points3 points ago

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Downvote because frankly, I don't give a damn.

I don't subscribe to trees, because I don't care to hear about it. Keep the /r/trees in /r/trees.

:: How can you tell if someone subs /r/trees? Oh they'll let you know.

[–]Backburn 1 point2 points ago

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yikes I didn't mean to start an argument I was just acknowledging that I upvoted him in a tree like fashion you didn't need to be upset about it it was a small comment you could have ignored but instead you made it a big deal

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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It isn't you alone. It is the broad spectrum and numbers of this occurring that annoy me. It isn't really all that deep, its just that in real life I deal with the marijuana users, who I really don't mind (2 of my 3 roommates smoke but they don't talk about being high whether they are or not), it is when people feel the need to tell everyone, as if it is some sort of status symbol.

[–]Backburn 1 point2 points ago

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and I wasn't doing that I was just acknowledging that I upvoted him and then everyone got in a fuss I didn't mean to cause controversy

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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Naw it's cool man, I didn't actually downvote ya. I just wanted to get the point across. I was also annoyed by a buddy of mine who was running off on the "man I was so high earlier, eating some doritos, man if you dip em in onion dip, the ranch ones, while you're high, they are so fucking good..." , from a couple hours earlier...I dunno things like that just seem so irrelevant and always seem contrived or simply out of context in placement just so they can let you know that they were high, rather than the story they're telling.

I've the same irritation with vegetarians, religious people, and atheists who feel the need to LET you know they're part of a subgroup putting emphasis on that then the context it is placed in.

[–]Backburn 0 points1 point ago

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I agree completely but I didn't feel like I was forcing people to know that I'm part of this group

[–]dmsuperman 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to upvote you for this funny addition to the thread until I saw your next response and realized that you're just a sad lonely angry man. Now I'm going to upvote you for that reason instead.

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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Not really sad nor lonely. It is just that this type of crap exists in the real world as well and also annoys me. I can't say how often I'm with some friends and one the pot smokers has to bring up weed or something related to weed, every 10-20 minutes.

people from /r/trees do this, it is just annoying and somewhat childish. If you enjoy marijuana, by all means, enjoy it, but don't think the rest of the world needs to know of your drug use.

[–]dmsuperman 1 point2 points ago

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Not really sad nor lonely.

You sure convinced me.

returns to /r/trees

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widdly scuds?

[–]drunkencow -1 points0 points ago

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You could probably take a visit to /r/trees and relax, buddy.

[–]robeph 5 points6 points ago

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hilarious.

Look, here's the thing. I fully support people's choice to use marijuana and I don't even smoke the stuff, I've absolutely no problem with its use. BUT people who feel the need to constantly talk about it outside of the topic of marijuana itself are annoying.

They're in the same class as vegetarians, atheists (which I am), and religious people. No one wants to hear about it but the small subgroup of users that feel the need to pretend like it somehow relates to every goddamned topic that exists.

Talking about chocolate cake?

Man, if I'm high and have the munchies I wish I had a cake lol!

Talking about plumbing?

Man, I could make a killer pipe out of that 3" copper fitting, LOL!"

Talking about german made CNC machines?

Man, I could totally program it to cut me out an aluminum weed pipe with 3 types of carburetion so I could adjust my hits depending on how sticky the weed is so my hits are perfect every time, LOL!

Seriously, most of us really don't want to hear it. Just saying.

[–]Cargussy 4 points5 points ago

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I used to have a friend like this. Annoying as shit.

[–]Khrynisx -1 points0 points ago

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You could probably take a trip to r/trees to relax buddy

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 1 point2 points ago

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touché

[–]fpsrosaparks 0 points1 point ago

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true

[–]bartpieters -1 points0 points ago

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They are upvoting them because they do get them. It's as simple as that. It's not "them" at fault, it's your lack of imagination :-) Why not ask a simple question in those in stead of making a mostly useless one yourself?

[–]InterruptingGimli 17 points18 points ago

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We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances!

[–]sndzag1 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheLateLordFrey 2 points3 points ago

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Heh

[–]WontUseLetterE -1 points0 points ago

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This post, although slightly amusing, is in no way significant to that original post. Obviously a phony account.

[–]ozone63 17 points18 points ago

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¡¿¡¿ɹǝɥʇıǝ ǝsoɥʇ buıʇʇǝb ʇ,usɐʍ ı

[–]411eli 3 points4 points ago

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How is this done?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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.uʍop ǝpısdn ɯǝɥʇ dı|ɟ noʎ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'sɹǝʇʇǝ| ǝʞɐʇ noʎ os 'ʞo

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012 43 points44 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl

[–]Leevar 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–]Meh_its_Andrew 14 points15 points ago

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Damn iPhone, I flipped the phone over to read this and the screen flipped with it.

[–]411eli 7 points8 points ago

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˙ǝɹǝɥʇ pıp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ı

[–]hooliganking 1 point2 points ago

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¡ןooʇsɹɐq ʎɯ uo ʞɔɐq ǝɯ ʇnd 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

[–]holyshamoley 3 points4 points ago

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[–]SquirrelPower 13 points14 points ago

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HOW DO YOU CONTROL MY MOUSE!? ARE YOU A WIZARD?!

[–]NIQ702 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dallinh 0 points1 point ago

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uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı 'sıɥʇ sı ʇɐɥʍ

[–]iamgig 4 points5 points ago

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[–]AaronMickDee 10 points11 points ago

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Best post in /r/funny. Have my upvote. And wife.

[–]MrMoustachio -1 points0 points ago

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And my axe!

[–]LaziestUsernameEver 1 point2 points ago

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wouldn't he think they were downvoting them????

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You just turned my frown upside down face.

[–]Ahpeydey 1 point2 points ago

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Here is an upvote. You've earned it.

[–]AssNasty 1 point2 points ago

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They've turned our whole lives upsidedown face...

[–]Has_No_Tact 1 point2 points ago

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It's no business to me if it's turned their lives upside down face.

[–]myangryinch[!] 1 point2 points ago

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You'll do it. You'll do it because it's normal!

[–]Zelkova 1 point2 points ago*

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This week on Reddit:

UPSIDE DOWN

ALL THE THINGS!

[–]MrMoustachio 1 point2 points ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]zerospinskier 1 point2 points ago

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Dear lord. I haven't lol'd for a good 30 seconds like that from a reddit post in a while. You deserve things.

[–]ziggitron[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand anything.

[–]cgibbard 1 point2 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ƆINOS

(╯°□°)╯︵ aƃpa

[–]radu999 1 point2 points ago

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This thing is going to be huge on the internet! GO DINO'S!! :)

[–]The0 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know why this whole abpa and Dino's situation has turned reddit submissions upside-down face--

poker face

[–]PHOTOSHOP_EVERYTHING 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Self_Manifesto 0 points1 point ago

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Whoaaa...META!

[–]rarar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AdamLynch 0 points1 point ago

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If you swallow food, does it go through your brain into your neck or something?

The guy who created this kid at Family Guy was on meth.

[–]_Upvotes_For_All_ 0 points1 point ago

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˙˙˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇı ʇǝb ʇ,uop ı

[–]OhhGee 0 points1 point ago

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The amount of other such submissions in the New section is alarming.

[–]daemos 0 points1 point ago

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racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

[–]Bryainiac 0 points1 point ago

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   _-_

[–]robofunk 0 points1 point ago*

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Your brain actually resets your perspective to the correct orientation if you wear glasses that turn everything upside down. So this kid would probably see the world the same as us.

[–]411eli 0 points1 point ago

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I'm upvoting the guy in the picture, which is downvoting for us.

[–]tendeuchen 0 points1 point ago

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Except your brain automatically reorients whatever you see to the correct up/down orientation.

For example, if you put on glasses and wear them all the time during every waking moment that make everything upside down, within a week, your brain would change the image so that it was correct and everything was right side up again.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It still isn't one hundred percent though.

[–]Stands_w_Fist 0 points1 point ago

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I love you.

[–]Sinbearer 0 points1 point ago

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˙˙˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇı ʇǝb ʇ,uop ı!!!!!!

[–]cleverlyannoying -1 points0 points ago

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[–]nickk2 -2 points-1 points ago

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nailed it

[–]lowmigx3 -2 points-1 points ago

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Clever, clever OP.

[–]Watchmen_Hsu -2 points-1 points ago

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˙ǝɹǝɥʇ pıp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ı

[–]BaseballGuyCAA -2 points-1 points ago

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Buy me something!

[–]DexJettster -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Warloxwill 0 points1 point ago

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Eww

[–]MrsPedobear -1 points0 points ago

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I got worms...Its really itchy.. I scratch my ass on everything but its not helping... I tried Dino.. it made it smother but not much.. actually.. i think i might of got the worms from that crappy sonic buger... dammit.. sonics is shit man... i hear there is lice in their icecream

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING EPIC. If i new you id buy you an old fashioned.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The only people who get this shit have fallen on the floor drunk and they're reading labels sideways off of consumer crap that is about to get shoved up their ass once they pass out.

[–]darkrum -1 points0 points ago

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THE DOWNWARD-SPIRAL-JERK CONTINUES

[–]this_guy_over_here -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there -___-

[–]poopstickinyobooty -3 points-2 points ago

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Your awesome

[–]Spoggerific 4 points5 points ago

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is palpable

[–]pounds 1 point2 points ago

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Yours, too.

[–]iNameDrop -2 points-1 points ago

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this is from Family Guy right? i remember my friend Andrew showed it to me one time or so.

[–]LifeisOverrated -2 points-1 points ago

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This was just to epic.

[–]kabanaga -2 points-1 points ago

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I've found both threads to be quite funny! :)
Oh, wait...is that supposed to be (: ?

[–]cthulusaurus -3 points-2 points ago

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You sir, are clever

[–]burningbobinhell -3 points-2 points ago

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wouldn't he be wondering why everyone is downvoting things since everything is upside down,

[–]CeeJayDK -3 points-2 points ago

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