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Bill and Hillary Clinton in their younger days. (30.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]bamb00zled 60 points61 points ago

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Hay there Hillary. I got a big ole test tomorra. Wanna have weird 1970s sex?

[–]pheonixblade9 16 points17 points ago

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thank you for writing this so I read it in Family Guy's Bill Clinton impression voice

[–]gruvn 51 points52 points ago

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AS IF he "never inhaled".

[–]TillyOTilly 14 points15 points ago

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Haha, I showed my husband the picture and his exact words were, "He never inhaled, my ass."

[–]AR33 9 points10 points ago

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Getting your ass inhaled by a president? What an honor!

[–]AwesomePete 10 points11 points ago

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Read that in Zoidberg's voice. Awesome.

[–]AR33 0 points1 point ago

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YES. glad someone got it

[–]AR33 0 points1 point ago

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Roswell that ends well?

[–]TillyOTilly 0 points1 point ago

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This is why commas are important.

[–]mortimasiv 6 points7 points ago

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Got that right.

[–]unconscionable 1 point2 points ago

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I'm having a hard time putting a comma in there that doesn't still make it sound like either he, his grandfather, or both of them will be "fuckin a man tonight"

[–]mortimasiv 1 point2 points ago

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"Fucking A!"

Helpful?

[–]miketdavis 17 points18 points ago

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Still pisses me off that he denied it. He could have done so much for the countries insane fixation on meaningless side shows if in '98 he just picked up a mic on national tv and said "I got a beej and I smoked pot. Who gives a shit? Calm down and let's focus on actual governing."

[–]Doofie27 7 points8 points ago

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you're right, Obama was the first president to own up to it.

[–]TrueTrolling 19 points20 points ago

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Great, first president to admit to smoking ganja is a black man.

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[–]dalore 2 points3 points ago

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Repeating someone else's joke?

Hey guys I found Mencia's reddit account!

[–]Radmobile 1 point2 points ago

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Made me laugh

[–]GayLeftyAspie 2 points3 points ago

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It pissed me off because, if it's true, he wasted someone's weed.

[–]whatthedude 1 point2 points ago

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Which establishes that he has absolutely no problem lying to literally anyone and everyone about anything.

[–]Strideo 0 points1 point ago

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I drank but I never swallowed.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Why the hell didn't he keep that mane as president?!

[–]SpermWhale 5 points6 points ago

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Meg Griffin?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Aye Captain, Meg Griffin. Not safe for the seven seas.

[–]Daddy_Digital 4 points5 points ago

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bill was a ginger?!

[–]TigerWizard 14 points15 points ago

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Let this be a lesson: next time you see a weird couple like this, remember that they could one day run your country

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[–]GreenPresident 3 points4 points ago

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

[–]hahaLoLguy 4 points5 points ago

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Damn hippies...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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He may have never inhaled, but he sure loved the brownies.

[–]Thebigcheese77 3 points4 points ago

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Dirty hippies.

[–]TheCannon 29 points30 points ago

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Boy, she never was a looker, was she?

[–]AcidFiend 2 points3 points ago

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No, but he looked like a total pussy hound.

[–]mendicant1116 7 points8 points ago

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Further proof that not only did he inhale, but he inhaled a lot.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 10 points11 points ago

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Smart is also sexy.

[–]YouAreNotMyDad 11 points12 points ago

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Until you have some intern blow you under a desk, then smart is just bitter.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 2 points3 points ago

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Bitter and sticky.

[–]wolfsktaag -2 points-1 points ago

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i dont like her or her politics, but she isnt bad looking. looks cute in a nerdy way. its her personality that kills it

[–]overduebook -5 points-4 points ago

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24 upvotes for sophomoric, sexist bullshit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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thats right bitch

[–]kmingle 2 points3 points ago

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Conan?

[–]talkloud 2 points3 points ago

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Here's another one

[–]jeffAA 4 points5 points ago

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I'm dressing as 70s Bill for Halloween. Commence the beard growing!

[–]Parker_72 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of inspiring.... what they became, you never know.

[–]TopGearQuotes 1 point2 points ago

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Brown...Brown...Brown

[–]spambot419 0 points1 point ago

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I watched that entire video, forgot why I was there about half way through but didn't care.

[–]Beady 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuckfarts, The 70s Bill Clinton is my dad.

[–]thmoka 0 points1 point ago

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With the amount of sex he was having, probably.

[–]fastslowfast 1 point2 points ago

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Me thinks that he inhaled frequently.

[–]Meecrob0905 1 point2 points ago

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tell me that he didnt inhale he had to fuck that mess i bet her pubes was as long as her hair

[–]planetmatt 2 points3 points ago

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Had to be to hide the Snuke in her Snatch.

[–]rwgordon 1 point2 points ago

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Retoast

[–]skepticaljesus 0 points1 point ago

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wonder if that dude ever played with the california raisins...?

[–]username_redacted 1 point2 points ago

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Lucky for Bill the internet hadn't been invented yet, or he would have been a moderator at r/politics+trees+neckbeards instead of president of the U. S. of goddamn A.

[–]spacecarb 1 point2 points ago

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hipsters

[–]whatthedude 1 point2 points ago

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Before they started taking money from criminals.

[–]IRepostYourShit 1 point2 points ago

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Quite a rare photo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Get off my lawn, you god damn hippie kids! And stop smoking Mary Giana behind my driveway, I can see you from the porch!

[–]ProjectBadass 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a younger hipper Conan

[–]Casiotone_Nation 0 points1 point ago

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Donal Logue, Tao of Steve

[–]Hatwobble 0 points1 point ago

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no no this is the nice couple i get my acid from

[–]istilldrinkpbr 0 points1 point ago

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Larval stage.

[–]BringTheStealth 0 points1 point ago

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HE. JUST. GOT. COOLER.

[–]diearzte2 0 points1 point ago

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I found this picture years ago and my roommate at the time looked EXACTLY like Bill. He had it as his Facebook profile pic for a few weeks and everyone was convinced it was him.

[–]girl_with_greeneyes 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, he inhaled all right.

[–]Geo_Music 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely inhaled.

[–]zerorider_99 0 points1 point ago

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she still looks old in that picture..... vampire.

[–]mikes210 0 points1 point ago

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I never could figure out why he fucked that.....

much less put a ring on it's finger....

[–]donturnbee 0 points1 point ago

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oh cool, its jim james

[–]redfive5tandingby 0 points1 point ago

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Were they going to a John-and-Yoko-themed party?

[–]rahrdit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh reposts...

[–]CanusNero -1 points0 points ago

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That the dude from Ancient Aliens?

[–]tech9 -3 points-2 points ago

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badass from the beginning of time, Former Mr. President Bill Clinton.

[–]goonerredandwhite -3 points-2 points ago

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pretty sre that isn't Bill or Hillary