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[–]abysonaut 7 points8 points ago

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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

[–]gijan480 4 points5 points ago

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can I burn up a star just to get a few more moments of Jon Stewart

[–]CK1000 2 points3 points ago

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...Doctor Who does, too. :(

[–]elmarko44 2 points3 points ago

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AND the Men's Room went on vacation, too. If you lived in Seattle, you'd know my pain

[–]Kliffoth 0 points1 point ago

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No BJ for you

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

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i HATE HATE HATE BJ Shea

[–]bfinleyui 1 point2 points ago

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I have to actually do WORK for that extra 42 minutes each workday. Meh.

[–]gdgtgrrl 1 point2 points ago

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Accurate and it hurts.

[–]mc2880 0 points1 point ago

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I got tired of the constant breaks and stopped watching about six months ago.

Those shows were the only reason to turn on the satellite, everything else is just Netflix or downloads for me now.

[–]Ishnoe 0 points1 point ago

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And both of those shows are on Hulu the day after they premier

[–]mc2880 1 point2 points ago

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which is useless for canadians

[–]calvinvshobbes 0 points1 point ago

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if you live on the west coast, odds are you can watch them on a pirated website an hour before it actually airs.

[–]HugoM 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel when I could have been watching it before U-verse removed the East version of the channel.

[–]DocWhom 0 points1 point ago

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Any doctor would know standing out in the driving rain will make you catch cold. I'd like to see this guy's credentials...

[–]luckydud13 0 points1 point ago

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...they post tiny ass gifs?

[–]DanielLarusso -1 points0 points ago

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Tiny gif is tiny.

[–]VladSmiljanic -1 points0 points ago

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It rains?

[–]TheGreatSzalam -1 points0 points ago

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On your wedding day?