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[–]uchiha2 2 points3 points ago

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don't you have the internet... I thought cluelessness in bed was a thing of the past.

[–]MotorboatingSofaB 1 point2 points ago

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Letters of the alphabet.

[–]WhatsRealLifeLike 0 points1 point ago

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I can attest to this method. I was the first girl one of my exes when down on, and he, so far, has been the best. It is because of this.

[–]HerroDair 0 points1 point ago

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It should be second nature.

[–]Geoffboyardee 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I'm gay, I know exactly what I'm doing.

[–]shuzumi 0 points1 point ago

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You must also be quite flexible

[–]Geoffboyardee 1 point2 points ago

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XD. I can kick high. But baby, I get twisted up in all sorts of knots.

And then go to the hospital 'cause apparently I've dislocated my leg. I sure do know how to put on a fun evening.

(sarcasm BTW)

So you straight guys won't be too turned off, here's something for you

[–]svullenballe 0 points1 point ago

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You're gay because you suck at eating girls out?

[–]Geoffboyardee 1 point2 points ago

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No, I'm gay 'cause I can suck dick better than your girlfriend. If you have one. /: )

[–]svullenballe 0 points1 point ago

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I got one and she sucks a mean dick and so do I. ;)

[–]Geoffboyardee 1 point2 points ago*

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Then you've (in Hannah Montana voice)Got the beeeeeest of both worlds!! You've got a dick in the hole, and you've also got a pole.

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't help but picture this

http://rapedzelda.ytmnd.com/