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[–]filmisbone 177 points178 points ago

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  1. Writes "racism"
  2. Takes Picture
  3. Quickly Erases
  4. Writes "Taxonomy"
  5. Collects karma

[–]distertastin 96 points97 points ago*

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  1. Gets PhD
  2. Gets Associate Professor Job
  3. Teaches Intro courses
  4. Gets bored and cynical with life
  5. Masturbates a lot
  6. Writes pop-quiz for new intro course
  7. Writes 'racism' as number 5's answer
  8. Leaves 'racism' pop-quiz on desk during class
  9. Black student sees the pop-quiz, takes a photo
  10. Black student reports professor, professor gets reprimanded and takes a paycut
  11. Professor cries self to sleep, masturbates
  12. Professor still has 'racism' pop quiz at home, joins Reddit for the NSFW sections
  13. Professor learns about imgur, uploads a picture of 'racism' pop quiz
  14. Black student secretly finds 'racism' pop quiz humorous
  15. 15 minutes before Professor posts 'racism' pop quiz, Black student uploads it and makes post in /r/funny
  16. Professor sees post and cries, masturbates and goes back to sleep

[–]411eli 18 points19 points ago

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  1. ???
  2. Profit

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 4 points5 points ago

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It's like no one ever ????s anymore.

[–]Vondruke 1 point2 points ago

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I know, right? People are so lazy nowadays...

[–]KnuttyD 2 points3 points ago

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I know, right??? People are so lazy nowadays...

FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No ????, no profit.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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????s love profit.

[–]derision 0 points1 point ago

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Darn. They stopped doing something they stole from b. What a loss.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 8 points9 points ago

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Sorry but that predates 4chan. Nice try though.

[–]TravMasterX 1 point2 points ago

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b

lol

[–]411eli -1 points0 points ago

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I know! Those ???? the days...

[–]411eli -2 points-1 points ago

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I know! Those ???? the days...

[–]adamsimon 2 points3 points ago

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There are just intense three hour long cinematic epics at work in your head, aren't there?

[–]vbp6us 2 points3 points ago

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I read all of that and enjoyed every second of it.

[–]lgodsey 2 points3 points ago

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cries, masturbates and goes back to sleep

To be fair, most Reddit-involved stories end this way.

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[–]MananWho 18 points19 points ago

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17. NindoKungFu gets confused.

[–]ToxiJuice 5 points6 points ago

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NindoKungFu hurts itself in its confusion!

[–]biologyprofessor -4 points-3 points ago

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fucking niggers :(

[–]nissykayo 2 points3 points ago

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Way to start out strong

[–]Funkytown 1 point2 points ago

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  1. Reposts
  2. Collects karma

[–]Adriantbh 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't this be biology?

[–]sideous 1 point2 points ago

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No. Biology is a broad category of science, basically the study of all living systems.

Taxonomy is the appropriate name for the classification of species etc...

[–]Adriantbh 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, thanks. The "living things" part confused me.

[–]midday 0 points1 point ago

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take picture using cellphone during exam, get expelled

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Zero on the final.

[–]gojirra -4 points-3 points ago

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  1. Writes "racism"
  2. Takes Picture
  3. Quickly Erases
  4. Writes "Taxonomy"
  5. Posts on 4chan or maybe something older years before Reddit.
  6. Others repost endlessly on Reddit to see who can be the most annoying.

[–]djexploit -3 points-2 points ago

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  1. Looks at top comment
  2. Doesn't even try
  3. Downvotes

[–]Honestly_ 45 points46 points ago

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You get an R for repost.

[–]Neebat 6 points7 points ago

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Damn, that's sad

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 6 points7 points ago

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You could just give him a D for downvote.

[–]chemistry_teacher 2 points3 points ago

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I have posed this question among peers. In birding, for example, the red-tailed hawk (which is widespread on the North American continent) has at least 14 recognized subspecies, yet nearly all of them are known to interbreed and there is much overlap among their ranges.

How is this any different than human self-identification of "race", which is largely similar in "selection criteria", even while there are many social judgments made between humans based on such distinctions above and beyond cultural identities.

[–]DoorMarkedPirate 7 points8 points ago

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Race is basically just subspeciation in humans based on morphology, which is how subspecies were classified before genetics overtook morphology in taxonomy anyway. I don't think there is a difference.

[–]chemistry_teacher 1 point2 points ago

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I completely agree. I should add, however, that morphology remains a major component in determining species/subspecies. This is a very prevalent driving force in birding, and is coupled with observations and comparisons/contrasts in bird behavior. There is also some continued to resistance to a purely genetic approach to the concept of speciation.

Based on the subspecies concept, one would readily be able to distinguish many human "subspecies", such as Khoisan, Pygmy, non-specific African, South Asian, Malay, East Asian, central asian?, and various european "types". There may also be Polynesian, Australian Aboriginal, many New Guinean, and North/South American subspecies.

I have often wondered if it were possible that some human "subspecies" might be so different that they actually had reproduction issues...

Rapid edit: my naming of "subspecies" should be taken with a grain of salt, naturally, since there are many reasons why these could be mistaken for a kind of racism. Most likely, the concept of subspeciation, if applied to humans, would require an entirely different naming system, for many reasons.

[–]DoorMarkedPirate 2 points3 points ago

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Yes too true:P I've taken a course in Advanced Phylogenetics and spent most of my academic career in evolutionary biology, during which I've definitely met quite a few old-school taxonomists who are quite opposed to a purely genetic approach and often for good reason. If there was only some way to merge morphological characteristics with genomic data during phylogeny construction....

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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This is all a matter of continued research, IMO. We can get pretty far with speciation on morphological characteristics alone, and genetic data remains relatively costly. This sort of reminds me of Mendeleev and identifying the elements by atomic mass rather than number of protons.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't racism thinking your race is better than another, not simply noticing that different races exist?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I don't get it. Why would science classifying living things be racism. Am I missing a joke here?

[–]ClampingNomads 2 points3 points ago

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It isn't. You're not. Some of the responses to your question are really worrying.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, the joke kinda falls flat when you think about it. All sorts of applications have a part about classifying your own ethnicity (caucasian, african-american, southeast asian, etc) and it's not considered racist (used mostly for demographic purposes). It's not racist until you take those classifications and apply stereotypes or prejudices to them.

tldr; It's not racist to be able to differentiate between black and white, only once you act negatively on that difference.

[–]punarvasu 1 point2 points ago

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Look into the history of social science, esp anthropology, colonialism, and eugenics. The past that gave form to the world we live in is an ugly one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're reading the history a bit backwards.

The way I understand it racism came first. Western Europeans in particular, upon discovering the comparably primitive African civilization, concluded very quickly that people who looked different than they did and lacked modern technology must be inherently primitive. This was an important perspective for anyone who wanted to try and justify the slave trade.

Basically, once an entire industry and certain regional economies had been built upon these very simple and ignorant assumptions there was an imperative among many to rationalize it. The "science" you refer to wasn't often science at all as we would understand it. It was a study defined entirely by confirmation bias, a willful seeking of evidence to support a preconceived and nonnegotiable conclusion. In these circles everyone knew that black people were biologically distinct from white men. For them it was just a matter of finding the right evidence to prove it. Making that point, after all, was fundamentally necessary to reaching the real matter they sought to prove, that people of races other than their own were less than human.

The good news is that actual science successfully put an end to all of that. The work of such men was inevitably challenged and tested by others who quickly discovered its utter lack of substance. Eventually we had to face the inescapable truth that their is no scientific basis for race, that it is a social construct, and that, having convinced ourselves otherwise, we had been committing for centuries some of the most deplorable and inhumane acts in human history on a massive scale.

TL;DR: The science of classifying things isn't racism though racism was once a reason some people perverted the science of classifying things.

[–]opelwerk 1 point2 points ago

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Great write-up.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I didn't say one created the other. What we're talking about occurred over hundreds of years. State forms, economic systems, science, and racism all developed together over a long period of time.

I don't know if science saved us from racism. Race was a construction all along, and many are all too happy to keep it up. (mostly social-) Science made great strides at reforming itself and eliminating race as basis of judgment, but even those good habits come under attack from certain... positivists, I guess. People who want to will always be able to look for more data to validate their racial ideas. The problem, whatever the data say, is why they do it and what their aims and moral imperatives are.

Social sciences still have huge problems with confirmation bias. "Real" science hasn't come along and saved us, it doesn't work that way in the social arena; we have to deal with subjectivity and value judgments.

The aspect of science that is classifying things has been applied to race and that was racist science, and it is not a minor inheritance at all. Those ideas and attitudes were part of the worldview of the writers of history for the hundreds of years during which civilization as we know it came to be. Our social systems are fundamentally based on those ideas, and ending slavery obviously did not do away with them.

TL;DR: The western world is still racist.

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[–]amroan 6 points7 points ago

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Why is the ability to differentiate different species discrimination? I can differentiate between a man and a woman, but I don't feel like that's sexism.

[–]danxmason 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try, sexist

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[–]amroan 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh culturally, that is not how the word is used these days but quite interesting to know. I guess the skeptical jump for me is that discrimination is not associated with racism if we are using your more etymological definition, and not defined by how it is commonly used culturally.

[–]zerobass 0 points1 point ago

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You could, if you wanted to sound strange, use the word in a sentence like this

...that doesn't sound strange to me at all.

[–]feminist-viewpoint 0 points1 point ago

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Can you really tell the difference between a man and a woman, or are you only able to distinguish any difference at all when you peer through the glasses of the patriarchy? You're probably a man, and therefore sexist by definition. Vagina.

[–]amroan 2 points3 points ago

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Hello feminist-viewpoint,

Not only can I tell the difference between a man and a woman, but I can also scientifically give you the percentage breakdown of the man-to-woman ratio of the brain patterns just by using my tricorder to scan their mental make-up. And I am 85% man, but I am not bias against the transgender like you so I dont' round up. Penis.

Love, Too-lazy-to-make-a-novelty-account-called-transgender-viewpoint

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is this really the feminist viewpoint? Sounds like caricature to me. I call shenanigans.

[–]feminist-viewpoint 1 point2 points ago

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Any time a woman speaks her mind you can bet there will be a man there to call shenanigans. I'm strong and able just like you, I just like to mention it more.

[–]Neebat 1 point2 points ago

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Racism goes farther than just recognizing and categorizing the different races. It also seeks to advance the cause of one race to the detriment of another.

[–]dietotaku 2 points3 points ago

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bingo. classifying things isn't racism, discriminating between one or the other (in the classical definition of the word) isn't racism, racism is the preferential treatment of one race over another.

[–]UltraJake -3 points-2 points ago

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It's probably because you're black.

[–]bigsol81 5 points6 points ago

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Racism isn't a science.

...it's an art.

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[–]1wordCommentsDefined 2 points3 points ago

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spe·cies·ism/ˈspēSHēˌzizəm/

Noun: The assumption of human superiority leading to the exploitation of animals.

[–]Cozmo23 4 points5 points ago

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  1. Someone reposts something.
  2. Someone bitches at said person for reposting.
  3. Someone bitches at that person for bitching about reposting.
  4. ????
  5. Profit.

[–]jettrscga 1 point2 points ago

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And then there's that guy who explains how it always happens. And no, we can't go deeper. And no, she did not say that!

Edit: Okay maybe just a little deeper

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]niceguyjin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]holyromanempire 0 points1 point ago

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This term doesn't apply across species or genii, so the joke doesn't even work.

[–]HalfRhymeYou 0 points1 point ago

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From racism to Darwinism in the moment it took to take the picture. Funny how quick one can go from amusing and witty to epic failure.

[–]tictactoejam 0 points1 point ago

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"That's a Dolphin, not a Porpoise"

"RACIST!!"

wut?

[–]akallio9000 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I can be president now?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You get an O for OFN

[–]lookguysOC 0 points1 point ago

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Look guys! OC!

[–]barath_s 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't that be : You get an F for Fantastic

[–]BarbarousWalters 0 points1 point ago

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Flounder.

[–]AforAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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No, you may not get me.

[–]Guanren 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the time I grounded my kid and she called it child abuse.

[–]heywaitasec_ 0 points1 point ago

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Hey now! My sister is the one who took this picture. It was an actual students answer.

[–]giraffetroll 0 points1 point ago

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I actually know the kid that took the picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No... you mean speciesism

[–]minxiloni 0 points1 point ago

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Racism is when you think one race is better than all others, and subsequently, all other races are inferior. Has nothing to do with classification.

Unless you view classifying as in a tiered class system.

[–]Beastdozer 0 points1 point ago

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When I teach my students' answers are not fucking safe from the internet.

[–]Ubermensch655321 -5 points-4 points ago

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Hahaha Reddit actually believes this. Scumbag Redditors, insult conservatives for flouting science... flout science when it comes to race.

[–]trollalert 4 points5 points ago

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[–]distertastin 4 points5 points ago

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You contribute so much and so little at the same time.

[–]R4SK0L 0 points1 point ago

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[citation needed]

[–]Ubermensch655321 -5 points-4 points ago

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Really? You want me to cite for you the Origin? The Ascent of Man? Theres no 1 page article on the Huffington Post for complex ideas you'll have to figure shit out for yourself. I know it seems impossible for a member of the hivemind but I assure you it can be done.

[–]R4SK0L 1 point2 points ago*

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Sorry, I was referring to the fact that science has tended to discredit most of what racists have typically believed, not the other way around.

I really like how you're referencing writers who lived before we knew what DNA was, though. You guys really keep current, don't you?

tl;dr: You're a fucking moron. Read a book or something. Preferably one written after 1953.

[–]Ubermensch655321 -4 points-3 points ago

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Bwahahahaha.

I really like how you're referencing writers who lived before we knew what DNA was, though. You guys really keep current, don't you?

Your tiny mind is about to be blown.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3451

The same man has stated that African Americans are simply less intelligent then whites. Read about an issue before forming an opinion or you are less then useless.

[–]R4SK0L 1 point2 points ago*

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Sorry, I must have missed the part where they either mentioned race at all, or gave anything but one person's opinion on the relationship between intelligence and genetics (which isn't synonymous with race).

Anyway, in case you were wondering, people who respect science shouldn't really care what anyone's opinion is on matters of fact. It's the evidence that supports their opinion that counts.

[–]Ubermensch655321 -2 points-1 points ago

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I can post you more extensive comments and research by Watson, but lets face it you are either to stubborn to change your opinion or to stupid to understand why you should. Really think about it, isn't that true? Is there ANYTHING from ANYONE that would convince you to change your opinion?

[–]R4SK0L 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously, evidence would change my opinion. Would it change yours?

[–]Ubermensch655321 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutely 100%.... I've searched for it my whole life. You think I started out with the ideas I have now? No I was you, a little child. Innocent and naive, a complete fool. When I started to study the subject I came to find there really is only one conclusion. It is easier to be you, why would I force myself into an uncomfortable way of thinking?

[–]R4SK0L 1 point2 points ago

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why would I force myself into an uncomfortable way of thinking?

I really don't care about your motives, as they're irrelevant to the truth of your beliefs.

That said, I do doubt your ability to think clearly. You keep talking about how much "study" of "the subject" you've done, but when pressed for evidence, the best you could come up with was a few victorian era books and a link to a few paragraphs listing the personal opinions of one guy (accomplished as he is, his opinion means nothing if it's not backed up with evidence). That naive allegiance to authority suggests to me that you don't really even know how to go about thinking about how to find truth...so whatever "study" you've done is likely to have led you further astray if it's had any effect at all.

[–]Justintime233 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure he was just trolling you. Not like you could properly answer the question anyway.

[–]GaryOak37 -4 points-3 points ago

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NIGGERS

[–]Justintime233 1 point2 points ago*

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Are your favorite people?

[–]gitarr -2 points-1 points ago

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This seems a good place to remind that race is a social construct not a biological one within humans: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_(classification_of_humans)

[–]ZiggyPox 1 point2 points ago

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well, it's also a biological term: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28biology%29

And it looks for me that it depends if we are talking about us as an animals, or as humans.

[–]opelwerk 1 point2 points ago

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As long as you are discussing biology, it's irrelevant.

[–]beetleguise 0 points1 point ago*

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Which is why race exists culturally but not biologically. I don't think this point can be overemphasized. It makes me sad that this was down voted.

[–]ccm139 -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah I see what you did there. Well done ciaobella

[–]decodersignal -1 points0 points ago

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The correct answer is stamp collecting.

[–]upboat_ -1 points0 points ago

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This pic is older than racism itself.

[–]kabanaga -1 points0 points ago*

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Y U No get A+ ?!?

[–]usedtowork -1 points0 points ago

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you get a K for Karmawhore

[–]Funkytown -1 points0 points ago

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[–]NoClipDelux -2 points-1 points ago

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its taxonomy, god im such a fucking nerd...