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[–]mass-quarter 1 point2 points ago

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"What about love? Don't you want someone to care about yooou."

[–]testreker 1 point2 points ago

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I dont get it...

[–]SpoonNinja123 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Space bar?

[–]CrimsonKevlar 1 point2 points ago

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Here is the original

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 3 points4 points ago

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He looks spaced out.

[–]AsteroidJuice 2 points3 points ago

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After tonight, he's gonna need his colon cleaned out.

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[–]TheSunAlsoRises 2 points3 points ago

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Pun thread shifting too much for you?

[–]Redd138 1 point2 points ago

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Losing control of the situation?

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 1 point2 points ago

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Just want to escape!

[–]crustation 1 point2 points ago

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and enter an alternate reality where you can call home

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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This pun is not showing a return on my investment

[–]crustation 0 points1 point ago

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insert pun

[–]gnarlymarlee 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm just a peice of dust, living on the corner of J and K, spending too many nights alone at the space bar. Will love ever find me?"

[–]walkerrm 0 points1 point ago

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why are there no characters on the keys? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[–]OmniaII -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]OmniaII -4 points-3 points ago

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Maybe if you weren't such a bitch, you'd enjoy reddit more.

I didn't call you out on a repost, I didn't downvote you, I made a valid comment to your post, I only 'added' the link to the other posts so you could see they were here already. I could give a shit, but some people appreciate that I am not being pretentious only trying to be helpful so you don't get hammered by people who scream repost repost repost in your face.

There's a reason you've got 1/3 down to 2/3 upvotes here

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[–]OmniaII -3 points-2 points ago

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Like I said, I didn't call you out for a repost, I was just giving you info that it has been here before. Take it or leave it. Doesn't mean shit to me, I'm really just trying to help.

Believe or not, reposts are the most complained about thing on reddit, I'm trying not to complain, but just give a heads up.

42 up 14 down is still 1/3 - 2/3 ;)

[–]OohBaby 1 point2 points ago

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Let me just jump in here and say something. It says that reposts will happen. If you've seen it before, good for you--move on. Trying to get upvotes for complaining about how the world works is more annoying that reposts itself. You're not helping him by being obnoxious, you're adding to the annoying complaints.

[–]OmniaII -3 points-2 points ago

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I could also give a shit about upvotes, you want mine? I'd give them to you...

Notice it says OmniaII, that means there were two others. I could give a shit and kill this account and all the karma and open OmniaIII and start over. Who cares.

Maybe I'm going about it wrong, when I click on a post and have seen it many times, I don't want to be that guy that says REPOST REPOST REPOST, I'd rather try to find something to add to the conversation but also 'nudging' anyone who wants to click to see that it has been here before. I've gotten plenty of 'thanks' for letting me know about that search. And plenty of 'STFU' 'If I haven't seen it it's new' comments as well.

People are going to complain about reposts. If I click your link and it is a repost it is frustrating. I don't downvote reposts, like you, I understand someone hasn't seen it, but by the same token, I want to be as gentle as possible to let the OP know that no, not just me has seen this over and over, but Reddit has seen it over and over.