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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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why is Frank Zappa over-tipping the lap dancer?

[–]I_Have_Many_Names 0 points1 point ago

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... and here it comes: the ice pick in the forehead!

My god, we're so professional!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ibzfiles 11 points12 points ago

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[–]InnOfAsians 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like some verification for the top comment; seems like the most legitimate explanation:

this is not real money, its fake money . this is in Syria.

how the system works, for every pack you pay for example you pay 30 dollars, they give you fake money to throw.

PAper money

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

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You gotta admit, that song was pretty dope compared to the shit we're bumpin here on the radio

[–]Maelkoth 7 points8 points ago

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Making it rain with 8"x11" bank notes = death by paper-cuts.

[–]CitizenPremier 26 points27 points ago

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FACT. They do not have humor in Saudi Arabia, this is 100% real.

[–]blackamex 10 points11 points ago

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i really wonder what the story is behind this picture

[–]the_loki 10 points11 points ago

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I have seen this in real life in Dubai. The are at a belly dancing show and they are literally making it rain on this chick. He is most likely in the royal family of one of the Gulf states and therefore has no concept of money, especially since that is as naked as she will get.

[–]Efreet 9 points10 points ago

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Just because he has a lot of money (enough to waste on a dancer) doesn't mean he's from a royal family. Plus, if you have been to Dubai you should know that getting laid doesn't cost this much.

I'm sorry if I totally misunderstood what you meant (English isn't my first language).

[–]MetalGearFlaccid 2 points3 points ago

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Can you take me to Dubai the next time you go?

[–]Efreet 0 points1 point ago

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I live there buddy :P (not there but Dubai is an hour of driving if there was no traffic).

[–]the_loki 1 point2 points ago

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My bad on the royal family thing. I tried to quickly look up the difference in the keffiyeh, but to no avail. Doesn't the red and white keffiyeh mean you are a direct descendant of Muhammed? There is also the black and white one for Palestine. Is there a keffiyeh that designates royalty?

You have been to Dubai as well. You should know you dont get laid at the belly dancing places. That's why this guy is making it rain. He has broken the cardinal rule of falling in love with a stripper. If you want to get laid you go to the Cyclone.

[–]Efreet 0 points1 point ago

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Been there :P? Dude I live in the UAE!

Not to drag a lot about the religion but AFAIK, Mohammed (assuming you mean the prophet) don't have any descendants anymore.

And as for the keffiyeh (I assume it's the thing his wearing on his head, which is called Ghotra in the Arabic language) it doesn't signify anything. The only way to know if the guy is royalty or not is to actually memorize their names and looks. At least that's how I do it lol. Plus you would see some security around that guy (not always though).

Also you have a point about him falling in love with a stripper :P

[–]blackamex 0 points1 point ago

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they don't take them home/hotel afterwards? I heard everyone in Saudi goes to Bahrain/Dubai for sexy time...?

[–]the_loki 0 points1 point ago

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Belly dancers aren't prostitutes. They are just strippers. However, prostitutes are readily available at nightclubs.

[–]hollywoodbob 10 points11 points ago

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He was actually purchasing her, her sister, and the family's camel herd.

*Sorry, to our resident Saudi redditors if you find this offensive, but honestly some of your customs are just seriously fucked up.

[–]blackamex 15 points16 points ago

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i thought he was purchasing the rights to her "oil well" ;)

[–]Wraith12 6 points7 points ago

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Drill baby drill!

[–]alatare 1 point2 points ago

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the customs are different, not necessarily fucked up. They are, after all, relative to the culture.

[–]SergeiKirov 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, its totally cool that women can't drive, own property, or pretty much do anything without a male relative's permission. It's relative to their culture, after all.

[–]ClockworkChristmas -1 points0 points ago

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Yah because our culture never bought and sold women at all. ಠ_ಠ Hey do you know where I can get a precious gemstone on a metal band to buy a wife?

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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She can say no.

[–]ClockworkChristmas -2 points-1 points ago

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And if she is past 30 there is something wrong with her for not saying yes to someone.

[–]LawAbidingPanda 3 points4 points ago

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we gettin arab moneyyy

[–]trustmeep 2 points3 points ago

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How did you know my ringtone?!

[–]yeahyeahyeahyeah 3 points4 points ago

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I want to see make it rain, Canadian edition. Loonies and toonies only.

[–]trustmeep 1 point2 points ago

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That's just called assault...

[–]askawaythrowaway 20 points21 points ago

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It looks like hes trying to humiliate her because she isnt dressed to his moral standards...but that could just be the blatent generalizing talking.

[–]ViP_Suite 2 points3 points ago*

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I am from India and we have a tradition where we actually "do make it rain" on newly wed couples while they dance or performers while they dance during a show. For a cousins wedding, I had really big stacks of 10 rupee bills that I had to swirl in the air and than throw it above the couple/performers(approx. USD $0.22 each bill - yes I felt like a baller!). I believe it is a sort of blessing to give for newly weds or as tips to performers. It might be of a similar tradition but I could be way off topic. Obviously this guy has just gone completely overboard and I do not know why he is throwing it into the seats.

[–]Poprocket77 2 points3 points ago

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What a dick!

[–]NotANoveltyUser 4 points5 points ago

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That's a true G right there.

[–]lance_klusener 1 point2 points ago

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Does someone know why this is happening?

[–]SlugsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

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She's worth it.

[–]zanook 1 point2 points ago

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This method works marginally better than urinating on them.

[–]r0ckarong 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one that would just crawl around the floor picking up these bills? Yeah I'm poor, fuck you. It's money, I want it.

[–]manicapathy 1 point2 points ago

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He just does not give a FUCK!

[–]IRepostYourShit 2 points3 points ago

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seduction... you are doing this right!

[–]mansel 2 points3 points ago

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that shit really hurts my wallet

[–]anarkyinducer 2 points3 points ago

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And that's about as far as their understanding of women goes.

[–]holyerthanthou 2 points3 points ago

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They seemed to have nailed it. All women want is money, so why not just forgo all the sappy shit.

[–]edaddyo 0 points1 point ago

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Why am I never invited to these parties?! I'd treat it like a money blower and just start stuffing bills into my pants/shirt/socks.

[–]Ptypablo 0 points1 point ago

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Why is she showing skin? Off with her head!

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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Look how rich I used to be!

[–]mistah_q 0 points1 point ago

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The racist garbage I see in the comments makes me wish Digg was still around.

[–]wing3d 0 points1 point ago

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So no source or context, just Muslims don't have humor?

[–]alatare 0 points1 point ago

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He sortta reminds me of the US government...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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it isn't real money. people don't throw money like that around in second rate reception halls.