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Thug Life (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cadav 117 points118 points ago

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Shrub Life.

[–]state08 142 points143 points ago

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Relevant

[–]cmmoyer 133 points134 points ago

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Got something against dyson? Bitch?

http://i.imgur.com/DMkIl.jpg

[–]c4ptainmorgan 80 points81 points ago

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Dyson represent!

http://i.imgur.com/vvxtB.jpg

[–]TokiBumblebee 32 points33 points ago

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Do you guys get free weapons with your dyson or something?

[–]BaghdadAssUp 15 points16 points ago

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No, you get a free Dyson with your purchase of weapons.

[–]jasonvorhees 1 point2 points ago

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Crowder's Vac & Gun Shop

[–]bigwillFTW 0 points1 point ago

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Are you from Johnson City? I live in tri-cities (ish) and never meet another "local" redditor.

[–]jasonvorhees 0 points1 point ago

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No I visited the Americ-inn in Jonesborough for some training a few years ago and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

We got drunk every day at Kemosabe's Roadhouse. On the day we left, we stopped by and everyone got drunk except me, so I had to drive the whole way home (8 hours or so) with my colleagues puking all over the rental.

[–]YourMommasBFF 21 points22 points ago

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Awww shit, did you say Dyson dawg?!

http://i.imgur.com/PQhrC.jpg

[–]Forensicunit 3 points4 points ago

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Are those scarves hanging off a mannequin? Do you have a torso shaped scarf rack?

[–]dr_poop 1 point2 points ago

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Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

[–]YourMommasBFF 1 point2 points ago

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It's not a real gun, it's an old cap gun and doesn't even have the CO2 tank in it. I know, treat every gun like it's loaded, but even if it did go off, it was pointed at a wall and AT MOST maybe leave a red mark.

[–]dr_poop 1 point2 points ago

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I suspected as such, but wanted to confirm. Carry on citizen, and take this upvote with you.

[–]fakeplastic 42 points43 points ago

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Did someone say Dyson?

[–]_Synth_ 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck yeah, dyson!

[–]wdrums92 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 50 Dyson?

[–]ev149 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]twistedshuffle 0 points1 point ago

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with me is my co-anchor, Tits Mcgee

[–]jambo2011 0 points1 point ago

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Doggamn! I knew there was something familiar about that guy from Eureka!

Now I know! It's the Dude who invented the Chip that became Skynet. After that, he must have been aquired by Global Dynamics.

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[–]Lunch_B0x 14 points15 points ago

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The clear plastic thing replaces the bag, you have to remove it every time you want to empty it.

[–]Dandz 55 points56 points ago

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TIL reddit is full of weapon carrying dyson owners.

[–]cmmoyer 28 points29 points ago

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I like a clean floor, but I ain't afraid to ice a fool, ya feel?

[–]Ptypablo 3 points4 points ago

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I'm a reddit noob, just wanna know what TIL stands for

[–]Dandz 2 points3 points ago

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You must now make the obligatory TIL comment here.

[–]imthattechguy 1 point2 points ago

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Today i learned

[–]RXrenesis8 1 point2 points ago*

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TIL = Today I Learned As in: TUL what TIL stands for.

[–]Ptypablo 0 points1 point ago

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Today I learned what TIL means

[–]Joeliosis 11 points12 points ago

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Guns and vacuums, definitely should be a sub reddit for this. Thanks for making me laugh.

[–]j0a3k 3 points4 points ago

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Welcome to r/funny, if this were posted in gunnit you would have about -25 karma for lack of trigger discipline.

[–]Hedonopoly 0 points1 point ago

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For good damn reason. I cringe every time I see people do this, and I'm far from a gun nut.

[–]IRepostYourShit 256 points257 points ago

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I ain't no bitch. I grow that hibiscus.

[–]ConsummateK 65 points66 points ago

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Your move, reposter.

[–]ddam 1 point2 points ago

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Hard. As. Fuck.

[–]teraflop 8 points9 points ago

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The sad thing is, it's not even a hibiscus plant.

[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point ago

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Then what is it?

[–]blitzwig 8 points9 points ago

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Fatsia Japonica

[–]Vertyx 22 points23 points ago

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That is indeed one of the infinite times this picture has been posted.

[–]zeug666 12 points13 points ago

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Only a few times - Karma Decay

[–]jf286381 4 points5 points ago

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jesus. i think i popped a karma boner.

[–]therobotjeff 5 points6 points ago

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jesus. i think i pooped a karma boner.

FTFY

[–]jf286381 1 point2 points ago

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well, it is Scaturday afterall.

[–]SuminderJi 2 points3 points ago

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I am so glad I did not have a digital camera or internet access as a child

[–]shmoidel 8 points9 points ago

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Thug Leaf

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Pugsly can smoke anything in the downstairs aboretum, mother!

[–]Deurmat 39 points40 points ago

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this pic again? must be sunday.

[–]andy96 4 points5 points ago

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Thats a nice Russian wall-rug.

[–]RussianAccent 2 points3 points ago

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I was thinking this same thing. Little Ivan will get a beating from comrade Pavel.

[–]Tusularah 4 points5 points ago

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Bring nice girl home. My babushka is taking pictures of little Ivan in living room, trying to be like man who makes black music. Girl leaves laughing.

No number for Jakucha.

[–]smokeinpeace 16 points17 points ago

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The picture is just a joke, if I remember correctly. It was a website or a thread on a website where a bunch of people did fun and stupid shit like that, pretending to be ignorant morons.

[–]hates_redditors 51 points52 points ago

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I've seen that site!

I'm seeing it right now, in fact.

[–]teakayfortoowon 5 points6 points ago

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pretending?

[–]ReverendDizzle 10 points11 points ago

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Clearly. He looks like a bright young fellow.

[–]bromac 0 points1 point ago

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And you're bright enough to judge someone's intelligence by their looks...

[–]beefwich 2 points3 points ago

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If this is true, this kid is in need of some serious internet justice. I've seen it about 150 times since 2007 and almost every comment features words like "wigger" and "fat" and the ever-ubiquitous "fag."

[–]subpleiades 2 points3 points ago

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you now realise he's lying on the floor with the camera held above him.

[–]elder_george 6 points7 points ago

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Nah, that's post-Soviet tradition of hanging carpets on walls to provide at least minimal insulation against neighbors' noise.

[–]Ya_Dingus 15 points16 points ago

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Legalize it.

[–]xxtzimiscexx 8 points9 points ago

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I bet this kid has a few of those leaves in the microwave trying to dry them out.

[–]Captain_Fire_Drums 6 points7 points ago

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I hate this kid

[–]Triccster 8 points9 points ago

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I'm kinda new to reddit and I've never seen it. Thanx for the LOL!

[–]yrogerg123 4 points5 points ago

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Don't be hatin'. Little homie just tryin'a keep it real.

[–]jackfirecracker 5 points6 points ago

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Older than the internet itself

[–]Dam_Herpond 1 point2 points ago

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"Stanley! Have you been taking leaves off my hibiscus again! I've told you already"

[–]laschupacabras 2 points3 points ago

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I love the uneven haircut his grandma gave him in the kitchen with meat shears.

[–]closetkid 2 points3 points ago*

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:D thanks for reposting this, no really, I was trying to find it a few weeks ago and couldn't find it. Uptoke.

Edit;

I don't know why this is being downvoted. I was serious, I couldn't find it..

[–]WorkingNinj 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god he's never gonna live that down.

[–]enamore22 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay.

[–]Matika7[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder which strain is that..

[–]Quatroking 0 points1 point ago

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skeet skeet skeet

[–]Higgs__Boson 0 points1 point ago

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Tard Life more like

[–]vesky 0 points1 point ago

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This is some sweet material for a new meme! Thug kid!

[–]swaglyf 0 points1 point ago

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Legalize it!

[–]Hateslayer 0 points1 point ago

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That shit looks sticky, fuckin' gangster!

[–]natiice 0 points1 point ago

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Fuego

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am so glad I did not have a digital camera or internet access as a child.

[–]schwanky 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear lord. That picture is older than life itself.

[–]lacylola 0 points1 point ago

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He should hook up with those Busch Lite girls from the underage drinking post...

[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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When he said he was smoking trees, he meant actual trees.

[–]squidfartz 0 points1 point ago

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Jimmy's mom won't let him be hardcore -or have plastic fruit.

[–]aj_ramone 0 points1 point ago

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420 Karma? No fucking way.

[–]rxshea 0 points1 point ago

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is he a meme yet?

[–]Fatigue 0 points1 point ago

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I just upvoted this to 420. We need to get this kid some real weed.

[–]dopenerd 0 points1 point ago

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This had 420 upvotes when I saw it. hilarious

[–]djgriever 0 points1 point ago

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wonder how many people really know that is not weed...., or maybe i'm just being troll'd, how knows??

[–]jonsterrr 0 points1 point ago

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Stay in school.

[–]Bobbyz1020 0 points1 point ago

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dank.

[–]FocusOnThePie 0 points1 point ago

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Love to see him try to smoke that shit.

[–]RelevantTupac 0 points1 point ago

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Child: Tell me about these fake ass bitches Pac: Look here little nigga, most of these niggaz be bitches too but you'll never hear that side of the story. So uhh, we finna do this shit like this...

[–]AnaPelotas 0 points1 point ago

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hahhhahahahahhahahah the lil'guy is a gangsta

[–]Woozlez 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just keep it locked at the 420 upvotes it at right now.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Torg0 0 points1 point ago

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When you're thuggin in the suburbs you betta watch yo self cause you might run into real gangstas.

[–]Joeliosis 2 points3 points ago

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Better duck down behind your Lexus when you hear my shotty sing... BOOYAKA BOOYAKA.

[–]oananbr 0 points1 point ago

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420 upvotes. Well fuck..

[–]Fortitudosc -1 points0 points ago

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Wonder if he tried to smoke that :P

[–]dannyXC -2 points-1 points ago

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R-r-repost.

[–]Grammer_NotZ -1 points0 points ago

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The knights of the new have failed us again

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[–]ItsPronouncedNucular 3 points4 points ago

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Please DO NOT post personal information

From the sidebar. Just a heads up.

[–]Dazedinreality87 -1 points0 points ago

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He is to get so high off of that....

[–]kingof69ng -1 points0 points ago

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i'm not sure how to feel. this is not on /r/trees

[–]Marckoz -1 points0 points ago

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Poor lad must be tripping turds on that picture.

[–]obliterationn -1 points0 points ago

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russians look so derp

[–]poorpinto -1 points0 points ago

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I think I know that kid irl. His name is Gunner.

[–]attackofthesuck -1 points0 points ago

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I get high.........biscus.

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[–]Czar_Chasm 1 point2 points ago

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Am i missing something? Why is the hivemind downvoting you?

[–]amoliski -1 points0 points ago

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Because it's not his cousin, probably.

[–]effilctar -1 points0 points ago

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No it isn't, downvote for lying.

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[–]effilctar -1 points0 points ago

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Protip: most of us come from 4chan. We have seen that picture circulate forever. You definitely are a liar.

[–]Ccron -2 points-1 points ago

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shakes head

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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allowed!

[–]fingers 0 points1 point ago

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my 11 year old niece Twaina Killin'em Shaw

[–]sub_hunter 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this is some sort of English language joke that i am not aloud to understand...

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[–]anti_taco 34 points35 points ago

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that's the joke.

[–]Advertisements -2 points-1 points ago

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When will they learn...

[–]jacksonmappy 14 points15 points ago

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Who the fuck grows an oak tree in a pot?

[–]snowball666 1 point2 points ago

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People who like bonsai.

[–]jauzon22 2 points3 points ago

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That guy.

[–]kocojc -5 points-4 points ago

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Your Fat

[–]moonman 6 points7 points ago

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Whose fat?

[–]Czar_Chasm 1 point2 points ago

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Not mine.

[–]fortinwithwill 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

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