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[–]DidgeryDave21 29 points30 points ago

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I guess he's parties were Sikh...

[–]LordVader1987 4 points5 points ago

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OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended), all you want is to do this man?

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 3 points4 points ago

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No, he wants to subtract Peter Singh.

[–]LordVader1987 2 points3 points ago

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Smart move.

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, my Lord.

This site could use the saaaame thing.

[–]feckineejit 3 points4 points ago

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Singh it brother!

[–]tman2k4 -1 points0 points ago

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This has been reposted way too many times.

[–]what_american_dream 12 points13 points ago

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Never seen it before. It's not a repost for all of us.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Everybody not seeing it doesn't make it any less of a repost.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 4 points5 points ago

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If a repost falls in the woods does the narwhal chili ice no august poop?

[–]tman2k4 2 points3 points ago

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Yes but only if no number Jakucha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Something something cats?

[–]TasteOfChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Wise words from a wise man.

[–]InappropriateAccount 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he drinks a lot of Whiskey.

[–]exSD -1 points0 points ago

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Bourbon is whiskey. So no.

[–]InappropriateAccount 0 points1 point ago

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But whiskey isn't bourbon, so he could still drink whiskey without drinking bourbon.

[–]plannerboi 0 points1 point ago

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If the comments on this blew up I think it would be interesting to note how much Muslims are stereotyped even by people who seem to be and are more educated than the average person. I would have thought that the majority of people who use reddit have enough cultural literacy to recognize the difference between Sikhs and Muslims.

[–]3lementaru -1 points0 points ago

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All he wants to do? But he has such a lovely Singhing voice!