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The manliest man of all time (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by patjune19

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I have a menacing stature which I have generously padded with adipose deposits. I have never been a very fit man, but I am fairly intoxicated right now and this has inspired me. I am going grow some muscles, I am going to learn to fight, and I am going to be the third man to kill a grizzly with my bare hands. Technically this guy used a stick to finish the bastard. I plan to do it entirely by hand, but I get to have spurs.

[–]2014woot 2 points3 points ago

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fucking awesome

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like to submit my testicles for revocation, as I doubt I will ever do anything half as bad ass as that.

[–]Chris1218218 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit. Just holy shit.

[–]odie_purchase 2 points3 points ago

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Mountain Dew should revive their ad campaign with a reenactment.

[–]Frack-Star 1 point2 points ago

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"amazing"

[–]guntfuddler 2 points3 points ago

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He was the spawn of Chuck Norris sent to fetch him breakfast.

[–]GrymmWRX 1 point2 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen/sarcasm

[–]leakyboat 2 points3 points ago

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Here's the bruin in question - on display at the Million Dollar Cowboy bar in Jackson, Wyoming, at which Dale Petersen is still an employee. Read into that what you will, but it does capture the imagination.

[–]valerik 1 point2 points ago

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I bet women start ovulating just from reading that.

[–]vornan19 0 points1 point ago

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they've already had his baby

[–]TheBaltimoron 1 point2 points ago

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C. Dale Petersen has the cure to cancer in his tears, yet he has never cried.

[–]Demaskus 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck thought his could, but then he cried on his career and nothing happened.

[–]gooddaysir 0 points1 point ago

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It said he had his arm jammed down the bear's throat. I wonder if that made the bear's lip keep it from biting down. Since it always works on dogs, I've always wondered if that trick works on other animals like lions, tigers, and bears.

[–]superelvis 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my.

[–]bradhunt5 0 points1 point ago

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They should make a film about this

[–]smileypro 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome vile. FTFY.

[–]Demaskus 5 points6 points ago

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Because self-defense is always wrong.

[–]SpagettSpookedYa 0 points1 point ago

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fuck

[–]Teton_POW 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone was partying at the Cowboy in Jackson

[–]hankmurphy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure Lenny McLean could have beat a bear in a street fight.

[–]mason55 0 points1 point ago

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Why is the word "without" in quotes on the sign? Did he actually use modern weaponry? Are they implying that he claims a stick isn't modern weaponry but they think it is?

[–]R3D3MPT10N -4 points-3 points ago

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Awww. I come in here to make a Chuck Norris joke. But guntfuggler beat me too it. =( Well done sir. You have won this round.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And it would have been so fresh too!

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