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[–]SubwayFugitive 32 points33 points ago

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Carrot bukakke? This is internet gold!

[–]justanothercommenter 9 points10 points ago

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This is why I like girls. No guy would ever do this. But girls have a sense of humor and see the humor in it.

Girls are great.

Plus, they'll do this with cum.

Mmmmmmmm.

girls.

[–]KyleNozcak 0 points1 point ago

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Makin it rain!

[–]weedmonkey -1 points0 points ago

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carrot-top.rule 34.let your scumbag-brain do the job.enjoy your nightmares!

[–]619jesus 27 points28 points ago

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this is very degrating towards women.

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 14 points15 points ago

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It really shreds their self worth.

[–]Klinky1984 11 points12 points ago

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I can't understand why anyone would find this apeeling...

[–]jenkemlife 7 points8 points ago

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I carrot understand why women agree to do this.

[–]curlymeatball38 7 points8 points ago

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I'm really curious what the root cause of this is.

[–]westcor 2 points3 points ago

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Watching that shaved a few minutes off my life expectancy

[–]CandleJaxx -3 points-2 points ago

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two guys are peeling carrots onto a woman's face making it look like they are ejaculating semen on her.

[–]singlended 17 points18 points ago

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I didn't carrot all for this post.

[–]Jobson15 8 points9 points ago

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I can see its a peel

[–]Wajamacallit 2 points3 points ago

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It grates on me.

[–]Jackarewb 3 points4 points ago

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carrot puns? How underground.

[–]UkranianLimbs 6 points7 points ago

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BUGS BUNNY

[–]homerpalooza101 3 points4 points ago

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[–]ImHibby 4 points5 points ago

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Those crazy christian camps.

[–]KypDurron 25 points26 points ago*

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Don't you mean waffles?

Edit: Thank you all for my largest single-comment karma boost so far.

[–]ihavesharpteeth 7 points8 points ago

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I came here expecting waffles

[–]oddspellingofPhreid 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, you could have just clicked the picture to see carrots.

[–]unforg1v4bl3 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean waffles?

[–]legendary_ironwood 1 point2 points ago

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You could have been more clever than that.

[–]Royd 1 point2 points ago

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every time i try that meme, it gets either mass upvoted or mass downvoted. I have no explanation.

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

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Did they give her a gold necklace later?

[–]ios_k 6 points7 points ago

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How can this post be downvoted?

[–]magicbullets 5 points6 points ago

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There are known unknowns, and unknown knows, or something.

[–]daschande 1 point2 points ago

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But there are also unknown unknowns; shit that we don't know that we don't know!

[–]Danicecreamhead 1 point2 points ago

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God, my brain hurts....

[–]hAxehead 2 points3 points ago

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Because this

[–]ios_k 0 points1 point ago

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I feel ashamed for upvoting.

[–]CharlesRazer 1 point2 points ago

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it does exist...

[–]ShadySkins 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest weirdest boner.

[–]ExecutiveChimp 1 point2 points ago

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You should get it looked at.

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 1 point2 points ago

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and more!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Should this be NSFW?

[–]PrinceJonn 3 points4 points ago

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The funny thing is I know this girl. It's in the kitchen of my student union pub she sits.

We were just talking of how much internet credz she has gotten for this . (Sweden, Kista, Stockholm)

[–]lyktstolpe 2 points3 points ago

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Nope sorry, the funny thing here is the carrot bukkake.

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

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I think i know her

[–]amascioli 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it was the girl from Mythbuster's when I first saw it

[–]tehnommonster 0 points1 point ago

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giggity

[–]Versionsofmaddness 0 points1 point ago

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tubgirl.ca

[–]DeadandAlone -2 points-1 points ago

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Saw this yesterday in the sex worker AMA. I hate when ppl see something then post it as their own

[–]KillinTimeOnTheBside 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this vid was on tosh.0 once. don't quote me on it though EDIT: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/20-seconds-on-the-clock---carrot-bukkake

[–]Sleepy_McTiredson 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take your word for it because fuck watching a commercial that's longer than the clip.

[–]appropriate3 -1 points0 points ago

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I prefer waffles.